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re: Ways to woo the wife into sex
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Buy that bitch a fancy hat. Bitches love fancy hats
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 10:54 pm
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
If you figure it out let me know
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Duck tape and fishing string
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Pay her cash
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:54 pm to Mud_Till_May
Chloroform baw. Be tried all that house husband arse kissing and fk that, still on the taint so’s to speak.
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:55 pm to Mud_Till_May
From my long arse thread, offshoretrash gave me this advice for wooing women:
I think he's an expert or something.
quote:
Hell, get her something to drink and slap her on the arse a few times.
I think he's an expert or something.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:55 pm to Walt OReilly
I told her I might take a job out of town. She was like thats a good idea. I said are you sure? Yeah, just dont spend all our money.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:55 pm to Mud_Till_May
Cash?
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:58 pm to bayoudude
Women at their core want to be ruled. Possessed. Owned.
She wants to respect you, so if you want her respect, then you need her to fear.
Fear that other women desire you, so that in order to keep you, she must outperform the others.
But for that you must be a man that other women desire. You must have an innate charm and power that makes you magnetic to the opposite sex.
People pursue that which others desire. Because that desire shows value, and women inherently pursue men they sense as valuable.
You know why rock stars have endless pussy? It’s not because they are attractive. It’s because other women want them.
She wants to respect you, so if you want her respect, then you need her to fear.
Fear that other women desire you, so that in order to keep you, she must outperform the others.
But for that you must be a man that other women desire. You must have an innate charm and power that makes you magnetic to the opposite sex.
People pursue that which others desire. Because that desire shows value, and women inherently pursue men they sense as valuable.
You know why rock stars have endless pussy? It’s not because they are attractive. It’s because other women want them.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:01 pm to fr33manator
I can see why you have a long and successful marriage.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:01 pm to Mud_Till_May
Tell her it’s time for you to get a hummer from her.
Women love to serve & please and they take instruction so well.
You’re welcomed in advance,
An Expert on Females
Women love to serve & please and they take instruction so well.
You’re welcomed in advance,
An Expert on Females
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:01 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
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I got nothing.
I’m trying this whole new thing of blowing my wife off when she wants sex and it’s seems to be working.
Basically instead of asking for sex 7 times a day I just don’t mention it and if she brings it up I act like I’m not Interested now. It’s been working great and my married sex life is rocking along at 1.5 times a week now
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:02 pm to Mud_Till_May
Change your name to Jody.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:02 pm to Mud_Till_May
Get jacked, tan, and Juicy AF.
Aka stop being a beta cuck
Aka stop being a beta cuck
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:03 pm to FightnBobLafollette
I can see why it failed. All I was was a wallet. She didn’t fear any competition. And I wasn’t present, or respected.
We learn from past mistakes
That and the current deplorable state of marriage law allowed her to escape to what seemed like greener pastures Scot free
We learn from past mistakes
That and the current deplorable state of marriage law allowed her to escape to what seemed like greener pastures Scot free
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:03 pm to Mud_Till_May
Wine, usually rose or Pinot Grigio work well
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:03 pm to Langland
quote:
Langland
Shouldn't your advice be to move all her shite and hope for the best?
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:04 pm to Mud_Till_May
It's pretty simple on my end.
My wife enjoys having sex with me.
My wife enjoys having sex with me.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:04 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
I told her I might take a job out of town. She was like thats a good idea. I said are you sure? Yeah, just dont spend all our money.
What are you a welder or something? You gonna be working 7 and 7?
Asking for Jody
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:Bring her a friend of yours with a footlong and let them go to town.
Ways to woo the wife into sex
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