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UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford |
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| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: Pennsylvania wife kills husband while teaching him a lesson on gun safety
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/6/26 at 9:53 am to Shexter
some lesson on gun safety.
Rule #1 i was taught was never point a firearm at something you don't intend to shoot.
Rule #1 i was taught was never point a firearm at something you don't intend to shoot.
re: frick you San Antonio
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/5/26 at 6:13 pm to turnpiketiger
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Can’t help but think Jerry Jones was deep behind the scenes imposing his influence on why they don’t need another nfl team.
Ain’t no maybe about it. Tagliabue listened to Jones more than any other owner as well. People shite on Jerry for his football decisions but when it comes to business the dude is a galaxy class mind. No other owner has had more influence or made more money in the nfl than ol Jerrah
re: 30 Year Yield 6.03%
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/5/26 at 11:06 am to Mash4077
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30 Yr mortgage rate is 7.875% this morning...
Yikes. Jumbo market cant be much prettier. going to affect a lot of closings this month, i imagine.
re: Pre guano gunpowder, would you rather an AXE, MACE or SWORD in a fight?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/5/26 at 10:39 am to LSU Coyote
Id prefer a halberd. Distance control was your friend back then.
re: Which one of you called the University of Florida Post Game show?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/5/26 at 10:11 am to Cimarron
Bob Beamon had sex the night before setting the long jump world record that stood for like 20 years. His coach told him not to. He told himself he didnt want to. Had sex anyway and tequila. Said his first thought was, "great, i just left my gold medal on the sheets."
Then he went out the next day and rushed the record by 2 feet.
Then he went out the next day and rushed the record by 2 feet.
re: News and media reporting is garbage headline clickbait and I wonder if reporters even know
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/5/26 at 10:03 am to sidewalkside
Honestly, this is why Franklin believed in "Freedom of the Cudgel". He was worried about giving the press such unchecked freedom when they were framing the constitution. His argument was that if a reporter is free to publish whatever story he wants then the target of the article should be free to use a cudgel to bash his head in if he reports lies and misrepresentations. Was his form of checks and balances on the press.
That never happened of course but I do wonder how many lies would be avoided if the folks at CNN and fox had to worry about getting their skulls thumped for all the fricking lies they tell on a constant basis.
That never happened of course but I do wonder how many lies would be avoided if the folks at CNN and fox had to worry about getting their skulls thumped for all the fricking lies they tell on a constant basis.
re: How do you know it’s time for a career change
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/5/26 at 9:57 am to turnpiketiger
Getting fired is usually a big clue. I'd know, I have 3 under my belt ha ha.
re: Alicia Silverstone turned 50 today
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/4/26 at 4:12 pm to Jake88
She’s a riot in real life. Was actually senior in high school age when she did Clueless. Couldn’t imagine actually being in school with someone that gorgeous.
re: Digger Discussion
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/4/26 at 3:52 pm to cajunangelle
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Maybe his acting was good but the movie sucked?
Magnolia says hello.
re: Kristen Wiig cranked her game up
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/4/26 at 3:42 pm to Hester Carries
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She's also genuinely one of a handful of legit funny comedic women. Which require you to wear unflattering costumes and make ugly faces.
Watch her episode of coffee and cars with Seinfeld. You can see the disdain in his face. If she has good writing she’s funny. But she’s not funny on her own. And Seinfeld is fricking brutal on those shows. You can always tell when he thinks a comedian is actually funny. He can’t hide it.
re: Is It Time For Body Cameras or Room Cameras During Sex?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/4/26 at 10:21 am to Tarps99
and that contract led to Charlie Murphy's true hollywood stories....featuring Rick James. Just an all time episode.
re: I tip my hat to the marketing efforts of Big Toothpaste
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/2/26 at 11:56 am to weagle1999
I mean who gives a shite? Heinz has like 95% of the ketchup marketplace.
Colgate and Crest own 70% of the market. its like that bit Jerry Seinfeld does about Coke. Its like, why bother pepsi? Coke owns the soda market. good luck eeking out another 1%.
Colgate and Crest own 70% of the market. its like that bit Jerry Seinfeld does about Coke. Its like, why bother pepsi? Coke owns the soda market. good luck eeking out another 1%.
re: 50ft bronze & gold statue of Prometheus completed at Starbase, Texas
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/2/26 at 11:03 am to hawgfaninc
Holler at me when he kills the sculptor like this bad arse!


re: Ancestors that fought in the Civil War?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/1/26 at 6:34 pm to Fat and Happy
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If you lived in the south back then and had farmland, you would have fought for the south too.
Unless you owned a certain number of slaves. Then you didn't have to.
re: Tulane to restart Mech e and EE programs!
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/1/26 at 5:37 pm to StanSmith
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There is footage of this plane being pushed off the stern of the ship with the dead rear gunner inside the plane. A short service was held with the chaplain before it was pushed off the deck.
That's a fricking warrior's funeral. Much respect.
re: Freddy from Germany is reporting live from MS
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/1/26 at 4:08 pm to deltaland
does the jackson area have a resident Stanka? Asking for a friend....
re: Kathleen Kennedy Admits to “A Bit of Relief” in Stepping Down from Lucasfilm
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/1/26 at 12:10 pm to RLDSC FAN
This woman is a perfect example for why sometimes, leaving well enough alone, is the best way forward.
She didnt need to "mine" Lucas' brain. So many novels out there. They even had Han and Leia having a boy together. How Han and his son didnt do Indy and Dr jones type shite in the first movie still blows my mind. O wait. A father son dynamic where the dad is a bad arse is illegal in Hollywood.
What did we get instead? Jedi Poppins, Alien Tit Milk and whatever the frick the last movie was.
She didnt need to "mine" Lucas' brain. So many novels out there. They even had Han and Leia having a boy together. How Han and his son didnt do Indy and Dr jones type shite in the first movie still blows my mind. O wait. A father son dynamic where the dad is a bad arse is illegal in Hollywood.
What did we get instead? Jedi Poppins, Alien Tit Milk and whatever the frick the last movie was.
re: Wait a second, people don’t love 2002’s The Time Machine
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/1/26 at 12:05 pm to Adam Banks
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I love 2010’s Hot Tub Time Machine.
Motley Lue is a great band. Some say the greatest of all time. You can look it up on Lougle.
re: Anybody miss seeing the chaos madness on the trading floor at the stock exchange?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/1/26 at 11:43 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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please tell me you don’t believe this
Ha no of course not. but the TXSE and the competing leg the NYSE had to launch in texas as a result is kinda funny.
re: Anybody miss seeing the chaos madness on the trading floor at the stock exchange?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/1/26 at 11:15 am to Bullfrog
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Amazing time. The internet ate Wall Street. And Texas is where it is regrouping.
The NYSE relocated to Texas. The NYSE. Wild times.
re: Phil Mickelson is no longer seeking treatment in a rehab facility
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/1/26 at 10:35 am to lsufball19
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Pretty wild that the two most influential and best golfers, by far, of a generation both have had disastrous off the course lives, and with striking similarity as to their central issues (chasing women, addiction).
I have a buddy that lives in Jupiter and knows a lot of these people. How Phil and Tiger behave off the course is the norm, not the exception. I once asked him if Dustin Johnson was as big a degenerate as everyone says. His response? "He's not even in the top 3 worst behaved people in Jupiter that play pro golf".
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