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The last time Pelosi prayed it was a novena to the picture of JFK in the hopes of him returning her call after they hooked up. ...

[quote]What series or film would you jump into to get away from the realities of this world?[/quote] inb4 the OT ballers roll in here saying, "Not The Truman Show because I live that life every day, well, weekend when I can get away, well, assuming my place isnt rented, baw!"...

[quote]Busted open because he busted a nut in a stripper.[/quote] get JJ abrams on the phone! Save the Stripper, Save the Country!...

[link=(https://www.scmp.com/economy/china-economy/article/3040629/us-dollar-transfers-cut-back-chinese-bank-beijing-steps)]SCMP Link[/link] [quote]China Merchants Bank has suspended some of its US dollar remittance services as Beijing steps up its efforts to scrutinise funds flowing out of the co...

lolololol. Cocaine Mitch flat out warned Harry Reid not to invoke the nuclear option on Judicial appointments as it would come back to bite them in the ass. Sure enough, it has. Say what you want about Mitch but this guy is a stone cold assassin when it comes to politics. I trust him more than...

Because Trump has literally broken DC. Now everyone up there thinks they have to "sell" their ideas. And that's all that was. "Like, zomg look at that genius level people! If they think he should be impeached we should totally do it, right? Lol right!" It's really that simple. ...

[quote]They should just spend money tearing down everything except Target and Zeas because the rest of that “mall” isn’t worth 2 fricks [/quote] Everytime I rewatch Blues Brothers and the mall chase scene comes on I get excited because the Mall Section of Clearview Mall still looks like the one t...

So here's my question: Do these TDS sufferers hold these Trump Therapy Sessions for free or do they charge? ...

Snatch and RocknRolla are so quotable/rewatchable too. Both have amazing casts. Would love for The Rewatchables to do a pod on Snatch in particular. "listen to me you fricking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I dont want to know if it tastes good or not! You stop me again whilst Im walking an...

He's probably still on the lam. Poor bastard. ...

IF I CAN CHANGE, AND YOU CAN CHANGE, THEN MAYBE WE CAN ALL CHANGE!...

Can't outrun Mr Motorola. The last record holder, Ed Bolian, got scared because he blew by a cop at 130 and sure enough they tried to set up a speed trap but a spotter caught it. That being said, I love this stuff. Never thought Bolian's record would fall this quickly but o well. Also, somew...

you dont cancel a big money fundraiser in new york if you plan on sticking it out. ...

[quote]The iPad ad where the annoying kids who spend all of their free time with their heads buried in their iPad make their a-hole grandpa cry with that crappy iMovie. Plus it’s like a 5 minute commercial, trying way too hard to tug at the heart strings but it’s just a really weird commercial[/quo...

[quote]Trump ran on America first and shocked them by keeping his word.[/quote] Tech companies hate his guts and yet, because they are great american companies as Trump has said, he is sticking up for them. Tells you all you need to know about how Trump truly is America First. Also, if you wa...

[quote]Take it easy on the apostrophes baw.[/quote] Comma to the top, please. ...

[quote]I’m still trying to figure out how the OP plans to produce these at $0 cost.[/quote] He's friends with IBFreeman?...

[quote]Or that there is a lot more money flowing from Ukraine and other places than has previously been reported. We have just seen the tip of the iceberg in terms of what Hunter has been up to.[/quote] But thats the thing. They wont. Guys like Hunter dont declare taxes like you or I. So the judg...

This is all about the tax returns, plain and simple. If this guy had any brains he would have paid her a small fortune to stfu and go away. But no. He's greedy. So now a judge will get to look at his taxes and wonder why all that Burisma and Chinese money was never declared on his taxes. ...

I would do unchristian things to Beverly D'Angelo [img]http://magaimg.net/img/9un5.jpg[/img]...