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UnitedFruitCompany

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Registered on:11/12/2018
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re: Red Lobster CFO blames 'Endless Shrimp' promotion for company's whopping $11M Q3 loss. - UnitedFruitCompany
Dollaritas > Endless shrimp as far as promotions go. ...
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re: Blackhawks waive Corey Perry for inappropriate (sexual?) conduct - UnitedFruitCompany
Zach Wilson about to change sports. Corey's nickname in Anaheim was Scorey Perry if that tells you anything. Funniest thing I saw on NHL twitter was them saying Corey was playing the long game to get back at Bedard for some offhanded Xbox comments from back in the day, lol. ...
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re: Former WWE Star Tammy Sytch Sentenced to More Than 17 Years in Prison for Deadly Car Crash - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]HempHead Wonder if you’ll be able to find her on that website for prison whores the OT found a while back.[/quote] Jpay. Let her process through and I'll send her a letter. Did it with the legend herself holding the redfish but she never responded. Maybe I'll have better luck with Sun...
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re: I went to the Tulane game today, and it was a breath of fresh air. - UnitedFruitCompany
I started reading this and my first reaction was, "Wow, when did TulaneLSU start going to football games? Wait, this is a kinda short post for him...o, its not him" and now im confused. ...
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re: Roll Wave! 11-1 record…incredible - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Tulane ridin to Fiesta Bowl [/quote] If they go, do you think Chicken will print special edition green TD coozies?...
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re: Showed Saw to my sister in law for the first time - UnitedFruitCompany
That poor fricker that just gets left in the room at the end screaming for his life.... I think that bit messed me up more than anything. ...
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re: Alys beach Christmas festival - UnitedFruitCompany
came to see pictures of the basic bitches down there. leaving disappointed as uje. ...
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re: U.S. Court Rules Against the Removal of Refinery Blending Waivers - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]You do realize ethanol destroys engines right?[/quote] yup. Its why i go out of my way to put ethanol free fuel in my vehicle and basically only use stihl moto mix for the chainsaw and leaf blower. ...
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re: Late night Thanksgiving drinking thread - UnitedFruitCompany
I have a keg of leftover blue moon im trying to kill... Lets just say im at the texting exes phase of the night.......
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re: Dallas a Super Bowl team? - UnitedFruitCompany
The cowboys are going nowhere with Dak Prescott. ...
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re: The ***OFFICIAL*** 13th Annual JFK Assassination Conspiracy Thread - 60th Anniv Special! - UnitedFruitCompany
If you've ever been to the repository itself and looked out the windows onto the spot you know its not a "hard" shot. Any deer hunter from LA, MS, or AR could hit that with iron sights let alone with the set up Lee Harvey Oswald had. This simple fact (which, again, you kinda have to see with you...
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re: What is your favorite fast food order? - UnitedFruitCompany
When im training? 4 piece spicy (two breasts two thighs) mashed potatoes and a biscuit from tgoat popeyes. When im not? double cheeseburger, medium fry from BK. ...
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re: Another senseless Memphis murder the MSM won't mention. - UnitedFruitCompany
Damn. Guy was a Dr who had just moved to Memphis to finish a fellowship at St Jude's of all places. The article is spot on. If the races were reversed, this would be the biggest headline on every show from coast to coast. ...
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re: LSU Grad to be new IRS Chief Information Officer - UnitedFruitCompany
Great. Better hope the powers that be on Audubon keep that little fricker in check. ...
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re: The Curse of Oak Island: How has this show lasted 11+ seasons? - UnitedFruitCompany
Popular Mechanics did a lovely write up on Oak Island when i was a wee lad. Which was a LONG time ago. My takeaway, even back then, was that in the event they did find something it would be totally ruined because of all the water. These guys arent exactly doing this with archaeological precision...
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re: Michigan’s Connor Stalions may have been placing bets and fixing the point totals in games - UnitedFruitCompany
They should have used a magnetron to disrupt the Greco. [img]https://media.tenor.com/uszQSOY3ZgcAAAAC/cmadeit.gif[/img]...
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re: Alex Stein proposes to TMFINR lady Tiffany Gomas - UnitedFruitCompany
This is the content I needed before going to bed. Thank you. Fap fap fap...
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re: you baws hear there is an onion shortage - UnitedFruitCompany
Somewhere, the Onion Knight is weeping. ...
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re: You know what’s weird about Tom Cruise? - UnitedFruitCompany
thats because they arent his. dude had a ton of dental work done early in his career because his teeth were so goddamn ugly. ...
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re: I'm not saying the NFL is scripted... - UnitedFruitCompany
Catch the part where she did rehab with von Miller, rg3 and gronk? Probably has some stories to tell. ...
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