UnitedFruitCompany

Overall I still love this move. My favorite storyline is probably Liam Neeson and his son. The horny guy coming to America was pretty funny too (although a little far-fetched, but it's a movie!)

Not that far fetched

The movie inspired these lads, though.

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William is the guy sitting third from the left in this picture. He’s also the first man to hit on me in 2016, and he’s my first kiss of the new year. As well as my second. And third. And… you get the picture. William is part of a group of British guys who travel thousands of miles across the pond just to get laid. On New Year’s Eve, they went to San Diego on their international pickup tour, and I went with them. San Diego was an atypical place for them, as they’d made a tradition of following a model I’d compare to a plotline from the film Love Actually: go to a bumblefrick college town in America, impress girls with their British accents, and have as much sex as possible.

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Favorite part is after his initial dodge and step back after poking the bear, which was pretty exaggerated given the bear just growled, he just CASUALLY turns around when the bear is legit about to take a chunk of his arse the second time. Watched that shite like 20 times and it got funnier every single time.

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He did it better than everyone else which was why he had so much success.

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Saban in his prime while recruiting was one charming arse dude. In The Blind Side book, Lewis goes into this. Talks about how while at the Touhy residence he told the mom he loved the patterns on the Valence. Like, what football coach is going to say that? Dude recruited you and everyone in your family.

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good movie, better book

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When he finds the cistern in the book. You could practically taste the water they way McCarthy described it. Truly amazing book. Can't recommend it enough.

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Having said all that: I've never seen ULL score a Touchdown on LSU.

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Last time LSU played Tulane, ESPN flashed an interesting stat at the beginning of the game. The stat was this: Number of players on the roster who can bench 400 pounds. LSU: 44 Tulane: 5.

If that doesn't put into perspective the gap in some of these programs I don't know what does.

What a shitty article. Was it beer? Hard Liquor? Beer drunk might have actually helped as it is a great way to get some quick carbs into the bloodstream.

Whiskey or vodka, woof. That stuff sucks to play on.

Source: Beer league veteran.

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He says that eh

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Indeed he does. Worst part? He's actually really charming and him and his brother have grown the family business to levels their dad only dreamed about. Really the kind of guy you want to hate with all your soul.

Married friend of mine has an absolute hog (slept with a few common lady friends in college. its the worst kept secret in the group).

Says its horrible and describes his burden thusly:

"Being a married guy with a huge dick is like being a country with a massive standing Army - all it does is encourage foreign entanglement at the risk of domestic tranquility."

When you put it like that it almost makes me grateful for my below average sized peen. Almost.

Mom and pop businesses of all walks left and right had to shut down because muh covid.

Wal Mart, Target, and Home Depot never did.

Thats all i needed to understand it was all bullshite. But. I blame the people who made it happen as much as the people who LET it happen. fricking George Washington and the rest of his compadres rolled over in their graves something fierce in 2020, i betcha.

Mendoza keeps staring down his receivers. Unless they get a bit of breathing room for the running game Ohio state just going to ground and pound their way into the big ten title.