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UnitedFruitCompany

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Registered on:11/12/2018
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no more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy!...

re: New Roadhouse - prime

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/4/24 at 4:06 pm
Well, I read somewhere that the best thing to do is that if you are thinking about watching the remake, watch the first one, first. Then, turn off the tv. You are done....
[quote]you will never be able to convince me that pakistan didnt know exactly where he was and would not have sold him out on a moment’s notice to the Americans[/quote] Christiane Amanpour went on Bill Maher'sHBO show and flat out said he was hiding in Pakistan. This was a LONG time before Obama ...
Frank Hamer (the guy who actually led the posse that killed Bonnie and Clyde, not to mention being the first texas ranger and all around bad arse) would have single handedly made all of these terrorist loving losers shite their pants. ...
True Story missed his calling as an NFL free safety. The ease with which he picked up that big boy that was talking shite to him was terrifying. So much wasted talent in that place. Tiny could have been a hell of a featherweight. That tattoo artist could have been a, umm, tattoo artist. Also:...
The old polonium pill at the end of an umbrella trick is pretty popular still. Feels like you got bit by an insect on the way in. Usually the calf while walking. Or so I've been told. ...
over 300k now. Going to be an all campus rager for the books. ...
Ive been reading a theory lately that this current "young" generation is so devoid of options and purpose that they are more and more willing to burn it all down just to have something to do. They dont care, about anything. They are the proverbial, "just want to watch the world burn" types. When...
Ok, its not an according to Hoyle sweep, BUT. The 8th seed Denver Nuggets won the last three games of their series against the 1 seed Sonics (with The Glove and Kemp etc) after going down 2-0 to pull off arguably the greatest upset in NBA history. Pretty sure that series was almost single handed...
[quote]This topic makes me think of another good topic. How many really good movies were made better than the first. [/quote] I think Thomas Crown affair and Ocean's 11 fall into this category as well. The longest yard remake, however, can get turked by a syphilitic bear. ...

re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/26/24 at 11:27 pm
Honestly the Jets are shitting the bed. Not sure how you can be competitive in a playoff game when you spend the half the 3rd period 5 on 4. ...

re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/26/24 at 9:59 pm
Bucky needs to wake up or I sweater god im going to break my television. Well ok not really. but the Jets look awful to start this series so far. ...
My man really wants to party in Vegas again lol...
Maybe she's going back to her roots? After all, country music is just 3 chords and the truth. ...
[quote]CBS didn't let SEC football get to an open market until they were ready to dump it.[/quote] Umm, what? The SEC on CBS was easily the most sweetheart deal of any sports package for a very very long time. CBS made boatloads of cash off that original deal. CBS was beyond stupid in the next ro...
there is a place in Colorado that does this.. Funeral home offers funeral pyre ceremonies up there as a package. True Story. [link=(https://crestoneendoflifeproject.org/services/open-air-cremation-site/)]LINK[/link]...

re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/18/24 at 4:32 pm
Who pissed in your Cheerios? Jets in 5!...

re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/18/24 at 1:29 pm
[quote]don’t know what else you could ask for.[/quote] For the Jets to not have to play makar and MacKinnon in the first round! ...

re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/18/24 at 7:28 am
Leafs B's and Avs Jets in the first round. I swear NHL playoff structure is stupid and needs help. These would be title fight type series and we get them in the first round. That being said, if Bucky stands on his head the Avs are going home in 5; Makar and Mac notwithstanding. ...