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UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 4096 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Steroid Olympics begin this weekend.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/22/26 at 10:43 am to loogaroo
Ben Johnson walked do these guys could run.
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re: $1,800 Food Donation? What's that Gonna Do, Girl? -- New link added
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/22/26 at 8:47 am to sleepytime
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This sounds like a project for Mark Rober.
He usually deals with animals that have a baseline level of intelligence. Like squirrels, for instance.
re: NASA is building a moon base
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/20/26 at 11:54 pm to StansberryRules
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Until artificial gravity is a thing I think we're essentially stuck on earth.
Why do you think they’re doing all the ufo stuff right now? They’ll be all, “yeah so listen because of these ayy lmaos we have anti grav and like grav grav tech now. Moonbase time bitches!!”
re: Shipwrecked sailor burns down island with rescue flare
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/19/26 at 9:01 pm to Stat M Repairman
That black thing on the stump next to him looks like his little spirit animal. LIke sooty yoda or some such.
re: Favorite shows only lasting 1 season.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/19/26 at 8:38 pm to Napoleon
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Sarah Conner Chronicles. Got 1.5 seasons
The Garbage lead singer being a t-1000 was peak super confused boner energy for me.
re: The newest contender for the worst haircut of the year award
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/19/26 at 8:36 pm to Gerry Laval
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Isn’t that the guy who eats a Big Mac everyday?
that fricker has better cholesterol than i do!
re: Labrador Breeder Recs
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/19/26 at 6:44 pm to FlowMaster
My sincerest condolences for the loss of your pupper. its never an easy thing. Are you dead set on labs though? Im getting a new dog soon and I went with a pudelpointer. Amazing dogs. Very much family dogs that hunt. An amazing breed that i saw work this winter. not very well known amongst us Southern folk.
re: US Army Deep Sea Driver
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/19/26 at 7:39 am to Aubie Spr96
This reminds me of a great joke I heard recently...
What's the easiest way to kill a Navy Diver?
Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
:usa: :lol: :usa:
What's the easiest way to kill a Navy Diver?
Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
:usa: :lol: :usa:
re: crazed hillbilly attacks family with chainsaw, burns down house, and
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/18/26 at 9:19 pm to deltaland
Ol boy eligible to get out in 2063. Brutal.
re: crazed hillbilly attacks family with chainsaw, burns down house, and
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/18/26 at 9:01 pm to OWLFAN86
Midwest safety is my favorite channel on YouTube.
re: Great/Popular Bands Without Any Member in Discussion for "Best..."
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/18/26 at 5:37 pm to hogcard1964
Prince and the Revolution? Rolling Stone left him off the 100 greatest guitarists of all time and then he melted everyone's face that year at the rock and roll hall of fame ceremony with arguably the greatest guitar solo of all time. And his guitar STILL hasn't landed from after the performance.
re: We have got to come up with a better way to judge watermelons.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/17/26 at 10:18 pm to OysterPoBoy
Two finger rule on the white stripes. If the stripes are wider than two fingers you're Gucci. Less, it's a pass.
re: Inside America's Fastest-Shrinking City
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/17/26 at 8:42 pm to dchog
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Pine Bluff Arsenal.
VX nerve gas.
re: 86 years ago today: "We have been defeated..."
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/15/26 at 9:21 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
The nap really helps I’m sure. More like a power black out though.
re: Russian cargo ship carrying 2 Nuclear Reactors & bound for NK sank mysteriously
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/12/26 at 8:04 pm to Jim Rockford
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One theory is the Russians sold the reactors to NK without ever intending to actually transfer them, so they sank the ship themselves.
This is the most Russian thing I've ever read.
re: Chaos on Harwin Dr in Houston
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/26 at 9:20 pm to yaboidarrell
If you had allstate you'd be protected from mayhem like this.
re: Tampa police use helicopter to stop street takeover.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/26 at 9:12 pm to wallowinit
They forgot to call Neall Ellis.
re: Ted Turner's Film and Television Legacy
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/26 at 1:41 pm to St Augustine
Dude was also the largest private land owner in America for a long time. Gates might have dethroned him but he really did believe in conservation.
re: Occupations with the highest divorce rates
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/26 at 8:26 am to TygerTyger
Female doctors are the worst. They work the long hours and think coming home to have sex is beneath them. They sure as hell don't suck dick. Every single guy I know that married a female Dr has this problem.
re: It Took a Jury 90 Minutes to Acquit Stefon Diggs. It May Take Years to Undo the rest
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/9/26 at 8:18 am to Eurocat
Counterpoint.
re: How do women feel when wearing swimwear?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/7/26 at 8:41 pm to UFFan
They wear them to compete against other women, not for the man's enjoyment.
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