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UnitedFruitCompany

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Registered on:11/12/2018
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re: At what age is NO FART SAFE? - UnitedFruitCompany
After 40 the rule is this: Never trust a fart Never pass up a restroom Never waste a boner Follow that and you'll be ok. ...
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re: Has Elon Musk surpassed Steve Jobs as the GOAT business leader / CEO? - UnitedFruitCompany
Steve Jobs was a cheap bastard. When he took over apple again he got rid of charitable giving his first week in office. Moreover, he left apple with a massive kitty which any good business man will tell you is a bad thing. Dude was good at selling shitty products that became obsolete in a matter of ...
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re: How you know it's springtime in WI - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Something about cheese and fat women. [/quote] Only way to survive the winters, paly...
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re: Any Walker Howard updates? - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]But what about his calves?!?!?![/quote] he was told not to activate them during the spring. ...
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re: 'Cash me outside' girl buys $6 million Florida mansion, pays all cash - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote] No…it is a disgusting, bilious slattern who brings nothing decent to the world that now rests on her laurels.[/quote] for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction. It all works out in the end, baw. Especially for the ones who stay on the straight and narrow....
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re: CDC related: I met someone at a function who is married to a CDC employee. - UnitedFruitCompany
I should have given up on the show right then and there. No cure. No hope. Just eternal struggle. Took me 7 more seasons to get to that understanding....
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re: summer camp - UnitedFruitCompany
Kanakuk on table rock lake in branson or gtfo. Choctaw!...
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re: Tremors (1990) - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Finn Carter was pretty easy on the eyes as well...[/quote] Reba is someone i would not mind living in a remote area with as well. ...
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re: Change a movie by adding, subtracting or changing a letter, then giving a short synopsis - UnitedFruitCompany
American Lie Gritty political thriller about 4 buddies trying to rig a local election before prom...
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re: Russian Flagship Cruiser Moskova Liquidated In Black Sea By Ukrainian NEPTUNE MISSILE - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Viktor Tupolev says otherwise[/quote] There is little room in Tupolev's heart for anyone except Captain Tupolev...
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re: Schumer: White House closer to canceling student debt ‘than ever before’ - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]I am guessing 10-20K before the election and a vote for us and we will try to get all debt erased. That way they have the addicts still on the hook.[/quote] Yeah, 10-20k for borrowers who filed taxes 3 years in a row below, o, lets say 35k single and 90k married. They'll have to put some k...
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re: Office Drones - how much food brought by vendors/clients gets wasted? - UnitedFruitCompany
Nothing. The minute the mass email alerting everyone that there is food from a vendor goes out its like a pack of hungry hyenas descending upon a sick gazelle. And whatever bones are left (usually cookies or the rando jug of iced tea) usually get consumed the next day. ...
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re: Jason Williams' Law Partner / Co-Defendant / Side Piece is in more trouble - UnitedFruitCompany
wnhi. one eye is danger close to having its own agenda. ...
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re: Rooster Comb Gel Injection in Knee this Morning - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]had an MRI and just found out I have a subchondral fracture in the tibial plateau[/quote] I had micro fracture 8 years ago on my femoral plateau. Helped for about 6 then I had to go in with the injections and a "clean up"scope to get the rest of my miniscus. Now I'm looking at a massiv...
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re: Best place to live in NOLA Metro - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Audubon Place quote: UnitedFruitCompany quote: Mr Coleman Well done. This combo made me [/quote] glad some folks caught this, lol. ...
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re: Used cars and trucks up 35% since March 2021 - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]What are you supposed to do if your $6k car has a $3k repair?[/quote] $3k for a repair and 0 note is a lot cheaper than $15-$20k and a note for a used car these days. That I can tell you. ...
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re: California bill aims to shorten workweek to 32 hours for large companies - UnitedFruitCompany
The protestant work ethic that built this country is dying a slow painful death. ...
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