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UnitedFruitCompany

Favorite team:Stanford 
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Registered on:11/12/2018
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It’s crazy but we match up well against Spain. Crazier things have happened. And Portugal may shock the world tomorrow.
We really shook the pillars of heaven didn’t we Wang?
If the entire band somehow came back magically and tried to play that same concert today in Oakland they would all be incarcerated. That’s how far we’ve fallen as a county.
great show. Walternate was such a great character and seeing Pacey really get a great role in this show was awesome. also! we talking about Fringe and not one of you has followed the rules



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Any of yall watch the show Hacks? Eva Daniels, the young red head writer is basically a caricature of left leaning white women these days. hanging out with them is exhausting. no man worth his salt is going to marry someone like her let alone put a kid in that. all women like her attract are flying monkeys or other similarly aggrieved lefties. Barf.
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I got to go the MNF to see Saints vs Niners. Niners won it 35-14. Deion Sanders returned an interception 74 yards for the last TD.


I was there! was a wee lad but i was there. went to high tops before the game. i was 11. No one thought that was weird. Remember sitting club level by one of the end zones. had binoculars and could see Steve Youngs eyes. dude was a stone cold killer. also did some running around on the ramps. could always count on that place being grounds for an impromptu football game. good times.
Who is the bigger no talent arse clown nepo baby? Jac Collinsworth or Mike Golic Jr?
But hey, there is no such thing as locked in point spreads, crooked zebras, or "vegas made the call" in pro sports, you guys.

This post brought to you by fanduel.
The Beast.

It took a flying Buddhist palm from heaven to beat him. And that was after he spent a lot of time and energy fighting the land lords.

Also, Kung Fu Hustle is a top 5 kung fu movie of all time.
I think an interesting question would be if modern delta operators were sent back in time, Terminator style. All the knowledge and ops wisdom, but none of the pew pew tech.

Didnt a powder magazine blow and thats what really turned the tide for the good guys at the alamo? Really wonder what a team of 24 delta would have done in that scenario.
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Parachute ain’t going to save you 500 feet off the ground baw


Do you even BASE jump, Baw?

Also, just because they have stunning features and chiseled abs, it doesn’t mean they too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight, er, I mean parachuting accident.
Every avowed communist in this country should be rounded up and sent to a place where they can all hang out and learn what it means to work hard and then not get paid for it.
"So, anyway, I hadn't been fricked like that since middle school"
Is it due to how the Earth spins? I feel like a natural reaction to something moving underfoot is to walk in the opposite direction.

Also learned last night on this site that if you just keep making left turns you'll eventually make it out of any enclosed maze regardless of the complexity.

All i got this morning.

re: PETA has gone full retard

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 6/25/26 at 10:41 am to
Industrial farming has decimated animal populations. You rarely see green belts on farms like you did back in the day. Quail, dove, pheasant have all suffered because there is less and less habitat for them.

The harvest also kills tons of rodents
Wait this shite works?

Here is what Huff posted about hitting on women at the bar:

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10.

Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.”

Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants.

Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked.

When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.”

Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar.

This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel."

My friends and I have done some wild shite over the years but nothing like this. I've read it ten times and I still cant get over the depravity of this plan. I MUST TRY IT.
Do long haul truck drivers as a whole count? They have a body count in the thousands.
umm and then the minute Jefferson became President he sent our Navy and the Marines over to Tripoli stick a boot in their arse. We just couldn't after the revolution. First time the US flag was raised in victory on foreign soil.

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There will be a time in the future, a war will break out, and a genocide will happen.


Vince. Get the cross.