UnitedFruitCompany

Favorite team:Stanford 
Location:Bay Area
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Number of Posts:1978
Registered on:11/12/2018
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re: Carjacking gone right...2 teens in critical condition... - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Ferguson said the crash involved a light pole, t[/quote] Well, somewhere, the dread locks of doom is shaking his head. ...
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re: China’s greenhouse gas emissions exceed output of developed countries...combined - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Look at the brown air in the picture. That's some nasty shite. [/quote] Y'all should have seen our cities before cars and sewers. Horses shite. A lot. Now imagine all of that lying around, after a rain storm in July in Nola. Pittsburgh and Detroit before they got their act together look...
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re: The cost of rental cars is too damn high - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Rental companies liquidated a lot of their fleet last year, and now the chip shortage is causing a shortage of new cars. [/quote] Fact. Every car I've rented recently (5 since February) have had at least 30k miles. I've never seen that in my life. Maybe one here or there but that many? Cr...
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re: May LDWF commission meeting, snapper season? - UnitedFruitCompany
I have the TL;DR version of the meeting if anyone is interested: They still want us to sweat our asses off at the boat ramp. They want the good spots to be parking lots. The red snapper is big and fat like my ex wife. ...
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re: I cant stop watching the video of a store clerk cracking a wine bottle over dudes head - UnitedFruitCompany
Shades of Gatti-Ward I 9th round. Lol. ...
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re: Been on an unplanned spending spree the last couple month thanks in part to this damn site - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]chainsaw and hedge trimmer thanks to home/garden board[/quote] I woke up after reading yet another lumber is too damn high thread and bought an lx25 portable sawmill. Or at least I wanted to until I saw it was an "entry level" model. So, being the OT baller I am, I went ahead and splurged ...
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re: Another Billionaire divorces: Bill Gates - UnitedFruitCompany
Bruh. Six pages and no, "Jody is still undefeated" comment? I am disappoint. ...
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re: Where is the Stoooone.... - UnitedFruitCompany
Shits himself when you put him in the ring. Poke him with a stick and watch his bollocks grow...
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Where is the Stoooone.... - UnitedFruitCompany
Rewatching Snatch tonight. Guy Richie's amazing british crime saga. The stone heist in the beginning is a scene I've always loved. Watching it tonight though and I had a thought..... How did they get out? They went through like 7 security doors. Does one of the guys not buzz security the second ...
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re: Missing Submarine - UnitedFruitCompany
Lol @ argentina having subs. What, do they need to periodically check on the rest of their fleet at the bottom of the ocean?...
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re: MCU question. Re:snap How many do you think still died anyway? - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]I’d say Thanos is fricked if you reset it to the moment Thor hit him with Stormbreaker.[/quote] Still don't know how he took a fricking ax right to the heart and lived to make a bad arse soup a few days later. ...
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re: Beauty & the Beast (1991) - The Mob Song - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]To be fair though, I do like that Gaston’s happy place in the live action version is widows.[/quote] IRL Gaston at Disney world cleans up. Dude routinely has lines an hour long for the meet and greet and is fricking hysterical regardless of the person wearing the costume. The push up contes...
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re: Beauty & the Beast (1991) - The Mob Song - UnitedFruitCompany
Gaston gets shite on in that movie but let's break it down. A. His pub was chock full of dead animals. Animals I can guarantee you he shared with the village. And that's just the ones on the wall. Not counting the ones he just shot that weren't wall worthy. B. Speaking of that pub. Seems like...
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re: Looking for a new FS pickup - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]However, it’s had 2 engine rebuilds and a transmission replaced. It’s truly designed to give you the most comfortable experience on the side of the road waiting on Triple A[/quote] This comment made my week. Literally shot beer out of my nose. Thank you! ...
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re: The idea of working multiple remote jobs - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]That’s a good idea until you have 4 Skype meetings set for 2pm[/quote] 1. Real job. Takes precedence so you take that one, obviously. 2. Side chic. Internet was down. 3. Hoe. Skip it. Entirely. If asked, say you had a conflict and leave it at that. 4. Kids. Dial in but have the...
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re: This Old House - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]This Old House and New Yankee Workshop[/quote] A life goal I have is to make a wooden barrel and just have a box that can bend wood in water. Young me used to think that was the coolest shite ever. ...
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re: Looking for a new FS pickup - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Ram makes the best vehicle on the road now. i don't care what others say. they've come a long way, bro.[/quote] Can't hate on this. What happens when that big arse screen dies though? And die it will because it's a fricking dodge. ...
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re: Most Lethal Threat to The United States Today is White Suprmacy. - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Obesity chortles at this claim[/quote] What's been the funniest part of covid? Seeing smokers pull their masks down to rip a cig or obese people wearing a mask while walking into popeyes? ??...
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re: Where would you shop for a home office desk? - UnitedFruitCompany
Antique shops. They don't make them like they used to...
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