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UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: Is there a better opening scene than Top Gun 1?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/8/26 at 9:41 am to Rouxdee
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If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead!
Russell Crowe KILLED this role. Oscar was well deserved.
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re: Chad Morris hired as Clemson’s OC
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/6/26 at 10:08 pm to RolltidePA
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Once the money from the NewSpring Church went away when they went bust in 2016; the decline at Clemson went right in line with it.
Was this a plot in Righteous Gemstones? If it isn't, it fricking should be.
re: TIL there are no roads connecting North and South America
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/6/26 at 7:28 pm to MyNameIsNobody
Bunch of British commandos did this with land rovers. They got across successfully but were literally dropping crates of dynamite over the side of their helos. Not to kill anyone but to scare the locals who would just as soon kill you as watch you trespass on their land. Granted, they were also armed to the teeth but you know, theatricality and deception and all that jazz.
And yes, before you ask, they basically winched the rangers up and over cliffs. They even said having them was totally unnecessary but wanted to have them anyway.
And yes, before you ask, they basically winched the rangers up and over cliffs. They even said having them was totally unnecessary but wanted to have them anyway.
re: Coleman (Trading Places), Alfred (Batman) or Hobson (Arthur)?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/4/26 at 11:32 pm to muttenstein
Alfred regularly talked shite to BATMAN and not only lived to tell about it but was never chastised for it. Like, in basically every iteration. Thats how much respect Bruce Wayne had for Alfred.
Alfred: Did you get mauled by a tiger?
BW: It was a dog.
Alfred: eh?
BW: Its was a BIG dog.
To say nothing of all the smart arse dry/glib shite BTAS version Alfred used to tell him.
Alfred all the way. Coleman has zero loyalty and also once got lost in his own museum so frick that guy.
Alfred: Did you get mauled by a tiger?
BW: It was a dog.
Alfred: eh?
BW: Its was a BIG dog.
To say nothing of all the smart arse dry/glib shite BTAS version Alfred used to tell him.
Alfred all the way. Coleman has zero loyalty and also once got lost in his own museum so frick that guy.
re: Stratotankers & C-17’s landing in the UK, after Iran began shooting protesters.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/4/26 at 9:30 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:
We need you in the threads about South America
The people I know did most of their damage in Central America, thank you very much.
re: Stratotankers & C-17’s landing in the UK, after Iran began shooting protesters.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/4/26 at 9:11 am to AncientTiger
If Nioh needs safe harbor, we can help....
re: Yall ever had a package show “delivered” but wasn’t delivered?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/4/26 at 9:06 am to RetiredSaintsLsuFan
My place in the mountains actually doesn't have a mailbox or a community area where you can get the mail. Its really weird. USPS just refuses to serve the area. And its not as if i live in a cabin inna woods. Neighbor up the street has his house listed for about what Brian Kelly's is listed for and its not near as nice.
UPS, no trouble. Fedex also not bad. USPS package delivery? Have easily lost $1000 worth of shite (all refunded so whatever) because the company im using uses USPS despite me telling them in the order not to; its madness.
UPS, no trouble. Fedex also not bad. USPS package delivery? Have easily lost $1000 worth of shite (all refunded so whatever) because the company im using uses USPS despite me telling them in the order not to; its madness.
re: This might just be the most EPIC Trump post of all time! Gentlemen, Start Your ENGINES!!
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/3/26 at 10:31 pm to OU Guy
This picture is even better when you realize he tried to get into a safe room and couldnt because we beat him to the punch. Delta don't frick around.
re: NASA has announced that Artemis II is go for launch...
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/2/26 at 11:41 pm to The Boat
quote:
Why are they orbiting so high? Apollo 8 was 70 miles above the moon.
So the female pilot doesn’t crash. Doubt they’ll have a bible or Jim Lovell on board so better give that big wheel of cheese a wide berth.
re: Let’s say, hypothetically, you killed a guy 30 years ago.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/2/26 at 11:36 pm to p0845330
Truck drivers kill people all the time or at least they used to. Apparently back in the day it was good sport for them to run drunk drivers off the road on purpose and just keep driving like nothing happened.
I heard one story where a trucker caught a couple guys in Los Angeles trying to break into his reefer car during the riots. They got into the trailer while he was stopped. Driver promptly got out, locked the door and turned the reefer all the way down and just started driving. Next day he dropped a couple meat popsicles off in the middle of the desert and drove away.
Old school truckers were nuts.
I heard one story where a trucker caught a couple guys in Los Angeles trying to break into his reefer car during the riots. They got into the trailer while he was stopped. Driver promptly got out, locked the door and turned the reefer all the way down and just started driving. Next day he dropped a couple meat popsicles off in the middle of the desert and drove away.
Old school truckers were nuts.
re: Will Smith sued over sexual harassment of male violin player.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/2/26 at 11:01 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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Somewhere, Jazzy Jeff has a shite eating grin on his face.
Carlton really did win at life in the long run.
re: Chinese actor Yuen Cheung-yan (Kung Fu Hustle) has died
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/2/26 at 10:56 pm to blueboy
Kung Fu Hustle is legit the best kung Fu movie of the last 30 years and possibly in the top 5 all time and I will mash anyone with Buddhist's palm that says otherwise
Eta Buddhist not bishop. My bad!
Eta Buddhist not bishop. My bad!
re: The entire series run of Gunsmoke is on Pluto TV. 20 seasons, 635 episodes
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/2/26 at 8:41 am to Kafka
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Sam Peckinpah
Love Peckinpah. Huge influence on me and my own writing. Ride the High Country was a good one of his even though he isn't credited. Its a shame its so hard to get stuff like that published these days let alone made.
re: Miami gonna put BTA next week
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/1/26 at 11:18 pm to TigersHuskers
Dude looks like he's still carved out of marble. Wtf
re: What’s your favorite commercials of all time?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/1/26 at 9:09 am to Chardee MacDennis
I have two:
Funniest:
Heart Stringiest/Dustiest:
Youtube Link
(Its called, The Glove, by Dick's sporting goods. Its about two brothers and a baseball glove. gets me everytime. )
Funniest:
Heart Stringiest/Dustiest:
Youtube Link
(Its called, The Glove, by Dick's sporting goods. Its about two brothers and a baseball glove. gets me everytime. )
re: New Year's Resolutions for 2026?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 1/1/26 at 9:05 am to YumYum Sauce
Get published
Sell a Screenplay
Buy a new car and not get dragged over the coals on price
Save Britney (would settle for buying her a drink at a hotel bar)
Qualify for my club championship in golf
Sell a Screenplay
Buy a new car and not get dragged over the coals on price
Save Britney (would settle for buying her a drink at a hotel bar)
Qualify for my club championship in golf
re: Roy Jones Jr. was the perfect boxer
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 12/31/25 at 1:41 am to grich31
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Until he got KO’ed and his career was never same
Antonio Tarver hit Roy with the greatest trash talk of all time....
While trying to get his first fight with Roy, Tarver was pulling a Clubber Lang at a press conference. Roy says, "I'm the best boxer in the world I can't hear you" Tarver says, "how can you say you're the best boxer in the world when you aren't even the best boxer in Florida?" (Tarver is from Florida as well)
Even Roy chuckled.
re: AI Girlfriend/AI Companionship Apps?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 12/30/25 at 9:14 am to SaveNewOrleans
AI Chatbots linked to Psychosis
Proceed accordingly, baws. Then again, most of us think we can fix Britney so maybe its just refelcting how we REALLY feel.
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Top psychiatrists increasingly agree that using artificial-intelligence chatbots might be linked to cases of psychosis.
In the past nine months, these experts have seen or reviewed the files of dozens of patients who exhibited symptoms following prolonged, delusion-filled conversations with the AI tools.
“The technology might not introduce the delusion, but the person tells the computer it’s their reality and the computer accepts it as truth and reflects it back, so it’s complicit in cycling that delusion,” said Keith Sakata, a psychiatrist at the University of California, San Francisco. Sakata has treated 12 hospitalized patients with AI-induced psychosis and an additional three in an outpatient clinic.
Proceed accordingly, baws. Then again, most of us think we can fix Britney so maybe its just refelcting how we REALLY feel.
re: The most AWFL Super Karen in Body Cam history
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 12/29/25 at 8:21 am to BoomerandSooner
Does anyone else enjoy messing with women like this IRL? They are really easy to pick out of a crowd for starters. I do it by just sincerely inquiring about whatever malady du jour they happen to bring up in conversation.
Gluten allergy? OMG! That must be so hard for you. What are your go to restaurants that really cater to being ACTUALLY gluten free? Then just sit back and watch the show. calling out the people they think are trying to hurt them but are genuinely trying to help is like a bat signal. they will go on and on and next thing you know its been 30 minutes and they are legit triggered.
Is this wrong? Sure. Seeing people get almost catatonic when talking about about something north of 1st world problems will never not be funny to me though.
Gluten allergy? OMG! That must be so hard for you. What are your go to restaurants that really cater to being ACTUALLY gluten free? Then just sit back and watch the show. calling out the people they think are trying to hurt them but are genuinely trying to help is like a bat signal. they will go on and on and next thing you know its been 30 minutes and they are legit triggered.
Is this wrong? Sure. Seeing people get almost catatonic when talking about about something north of 1st world problems will never not be funny to me though.
re: Could you catch a short-range pass from Joe Milton?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 12/28/25 at 9:15 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Thats how he throws to the RB in the flat as well.
re: If I hear one more office worker....
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 12/28/25 at 9:55 am to NIH
Thankfully no seeing as how I dont have one.
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