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UnitedFruitCompany
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re: The Boys S5
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/9/26 at 7:56 am to TheRuins
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Never in the history of television has someone gone from that hot to that plastic surgery ugly in a matter of 5 years. Starlight is the ugliest human being now.
She never recovered after The Deep mouth raped her.
re: Underrated movie quotes
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/9/26 at 7:52 am to SquatchDawg
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Valentine in Tremors
“Yeah, see, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now“
Also from Tremors:
Burt: When you need it, and don't have it, you sing a different tune.
re: Back the Blue: Why do cops use unmarked cars to enforce speed limits?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/8/26 at 10:59 am to weagle1999
Speed traps are such a pet peeve of mine. Interestingly, they are usually done in the morning, in decent areas, where the working man/woman are just trying to get to their shift. Same for DUI checkpoints and the like.
They say this is for safety. Ironically, the more dangerous a road is, the safer it becomes. This is why roundabouts are so effective and why the Autobahn is so safe. Because of their inherent danger you have to pay attention. You actually have to drive. This has been proven.
Speed traps are little more than another hidden tax on the working man. Kinda funny how you never see speed traps in the hood. Same for DUI checkpoints. Where is the safety concern for that group, I wonder?
They say this is for safety. Ironically, the more dangerous a road is, the safer it becomes. This is why roundabouts are so effective and why the Autobahn is so safe. Because of their inherent danger you have to pay attention. You actually have to drive. This has been proven.
Speed traps are little more than another hidden tax on the working man. Kinda funny how you never see speed traps in the hood. Same for DUI checkpoints. Where is the safety concern for that group, I wonder?
re: Why is the US media not telling us more about China's current manufacturing struggles ?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/8/26 at 10:24 am to reggierayreb
I'm not sure people realize how important dependable fuel is to manufacturing. A peanut butter colossus like Skippy has a plant in freaking Little Rock, AR solely because of fuel. (look it up! Moved their plant during the oil embargo days because they needed dependable fuel)
With Trump cutting US oil and nat gas production loose, seizing Venezuela, crippling Iran, and shoring up the US Petrodollar, he really is putting the meat to China, economically. It has to be the most detailed and focused foreign policy of any US President in modern times.
There is also the the whole too many young guys in China thing. If they all start losing their jobs because the plants cant open on account of not having fuel to run them, it'll be interesting to see what that does to China domestically. Those young guys are already pissed because they cant get laid. Historically, that is usually a very very bad thing.
With Trump cutting US oil and nat gas production loose, seizing Venezuela, crippling Iran, and shoring up the US Petrodollar, he really is putting the meat to China, economically. It has to be the most detailed and focused foreign policy of any US President in modern times.
There is also the the whole too many young guys in China thing. If they all start losing their jobs because the plants cant open on account of not having fuel to run them, it'll be interesting to see what that does to China domestically. Those young guys are already pissed because they cant get laid. Historically, that is usually a very very bad thing.
re: If you don't have an instagram account. Time to get one ( NSFW) Updated
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/6/26 at 8:04 am to LSUtoBOOT
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She is truly bedazzling and may have sold her soul to the devil to remain ageless.
I got this reference!
re: Megan Rapinoe says IOC’s decision on genetic testing is not based on good science
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/5/26 at 8:05 pm to cbree88
What's really going to blow your mind about her is that in her first world cup for the US, she scored a goal. To celebrate, she ran to a field mic and started singing, "born in the USA"
The hive mind corrupted her. She got famous, bought in, and now she is a horrible human being. Sad.
The hive mind corrupted her. She got famous, bought in, and now she is a horrible human being. Sad.
re: Your goth girl fix for the day...
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/5/26 at 2:16 pm to udtiger
I'm not proud of the lecherous gaze I cast towards women like this. Especially the first one. Girls like that will show you a great time. Just have to get while the getting is good.
re: Did you see Phish, Grateful Dead, etc. back in the day?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/5/26 at 11:05 am to Marco Esquandolas
Does the Phish world couch tour count?
re: The abnormally large and albino Mocha Dick
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/5/26 at 8:48 am to FAT SEXY
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At a reported 70 feet this baw not only had impressive length, but also girth
Would you say this Dick had a girth certificate, then?
(Sorry. Been dying to use that since I saw it posted the offer day in a meme about the guys ham Cannon or some such)
re: Favorite 80s and 90s action/martial arts movies?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/4/26 at 8:00 pm to Shorter Yards
James Earl Jones. My bad. Truly my bad. Robert Earl keen was on the speakers and I came up with Robert Earl Jones. It'll be another month before I can have an erection on account of this error.
re: A few years ago some patrons were almost killed by falling trees at Augusta National
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/4/26 at 5:25 pm to RummelTiger
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Crazily, going back the next day,
Next day? buddy, a couple of hours later you would have thought that shite was like that from jump street. Perfect grass was in place of where the tree was. crazy how fast they worked to clear that shite out.
re: Favorite 80s and 90s action/martial arts movies?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/4/26 at 5:09 pm to Two0Five
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I'll add "Best of the Best."
"POP IT TOMMY, POP IT!!!"
/pops shoulder
"AHHHHHHHHIIIEEEEEEEE"
fricking goat movie. Robert Earl Jones as a hard arse Karate coach, no less.
re: Harry Potter: Dripwarts
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/4/26 at 5:05 pm to bad93ex
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Tracksuits would have been better
Needs more empty Stella cans as well.
re: I Lived The Feminist Dream. I Want My Money Back.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/2/26 at 12:34 pm to bhtigerfan
Lip ring, shitty nails (this is a pro photshoot, looks like) and torn jeans.
Given her name and her city, her dating pool was limited anyway of her own volition. That cohort on the male side is fricking brutal, emotionally, especially in the city.
the nails especially scream, "I dont give a shite". I wonder how many aspects of her life that applies to?
Given her name and her city, her dating pool was limited anyway of her own volition. That cohort on the male side is fricking brutal, emotionally, especially in the city.
the nails especially scream, "I dont give a shite". I wonder how many aspects of her life that applies to?
re: Hershey to resume using chocolate in most products;
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/1/26 at 7:14 pm to CocomoLSU
Great. Now do the Cadbury eggs
re: Godspeed the crew of Artemis II...Re-Entry takes place tonight
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/1/26 at 4:07 pm to The Boat
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Hopefully the crew reads from Genesis when they get to the moon like Apollo 8
LoL. They'll probably quote Ta Nehisi Coates or some other such drivel. God forbid they use the good book.
re: Which is better: American Pie vs Superbad
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/1/26 at 4:04 pm to LSUDAN1
I recently did a rewatch of the first 2 AP movies. They are hysterical, though I'm pretty sure they guys would have been incarcerated today for that Nadia scene.
Stifler truly is an ALL-TIME great movie character. The writing for him was so brilliant on so many levels. McLovin is cool, but he cant hold a candle to the Stiff Meister.
And so, for that reason Its AP for me. Hell i still vividly remember where i watched both AP and AP 2 (house on VCR and theatre with a bunch of high school friends, respectively.)
Stifler truly is an ALL-TIME great movie character. The writing for him was so brilliant on so many levels. McLovin is cool, but he cant hold a candle to the Stiff Meister.
And so, for that reason Its AP for me. Hell i still vividly remember where i watched both AP and AP 2 (house on VCR and theatre with a bunch of high school friends, respectively.)
re: A Perfect OT/LP Story - Ricky Foster
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/1/26 at 3:21 pm to Shexter
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Gold Dayton wire wheels from 1995 on the Corvette
shite looks clean, not gonna lie.
re: Huge boom heard at Jefferson/Bluebonnet
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/1/26 at 2:33 pm to King of New Orleans
It was the sound of Jody blowing some ol girls back out.
re: NASA scientist claims discovery of “new force” that counteracts gravity with no fuel
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 3/31/26 at 9:29 am to Penrod
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It’s almost always the sign of a nut. Maybe he was sound at one time and has drifted toward insanity.
Everyone thinks you're crazy right up until you change the world. Many such examples in history.
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GENEVA (AP) — Scientists in Geneva took some antiprotons out for a spin — a very delicate one — in a truck, in a never-tried-before test drive that has been deemed a success.
If this so-called antimatter had come into contact with actual matter, even for a fraction of an instant, it would have been annihilated in a quick flash of energy. So experts at the European Organization for Nuclear Research, known as CERN, had to be extra careful when they took 92 antiprotons on the road for a short ride on Tuesday.
Someone posted this to the OT last week, as well.
So, in one week we learn about anti-matter tech and the vacuum tubes stage of what might legit be an impulse engine....
If my math is right, we're about 4 years away from Zefram Cochrane being born, and 37 years away from mankinds first warp flight....Good to know we're on schedule, tech wise.
re: How real is a water scarcity threat, re: Building Data Centers?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 3/30/26 at 11:55 am to Lawyered
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will data centers that use way more water than that be placed under the same restrictions ?
90% of water usage in CA is agriculture or industry. Yet the only ones who get throttled are homeowners. What do you think is going to happen?
If a data center is going in near your house you might as well start planting “native” plants.
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