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After 40 the rule is this: Never trust a fart Never pass up a restroom Never waste a boner Follow that and you'll be ok. ...

Steve Jobs was a cheap bastard. When he took over apple again he got rid of charitable giving his first week in office. Moreover, he left apple with a massive kitty which any good business man will tell you is a bad thing. Dude was good at selling shitty products that became obsolete in a matter of ...

Omar coming...

[quote]Something about cheese and fat women. [/quote] Only way to survive the winters, paly...

[quote]But what about his calves?!?!?![/quote] he was told not to activate them during the spring. ...

[quote] No…it is a disgusting, bilious slattern who brings nothing decent to the world that now rests on her laurels.[/quote] for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction. It all works out in the end, baw. Especially for the ones who stay on the straight and narrow....

I should have given up on the show right then and there. No cure. No hope. Just eternal struggle. Took me 7 more seasons to get to that understanding....

Kanakuk on table rock lake in branson or gtfo. Choctaw!...

[quote]Finn Carter was pretty easy on the eyes as well...[/quote] Reba is someone i would not mind living in a remote area with as well. ...

LEGENDS VEROT...

American Lie Gritty political thriller about 4 buddies trying to rig a local election before prom...

[quote]Viktor Tupolev says otherwise[/quote] There is little room in Tupolev's heart for anyone except Captain Tupolev...

[quote]I am guessing 10-20K before the election and a vote for us and we will try to get all debt erased. That way they have the addicts still on the hook.[/quote] Yeah, 10-20k for borrowers who filed taxes 3 years in a row below, o, lets say 35k single and 90k married. They'll have to put some k...

Nothing. The minute the mass email alerting everyone that there is food from a vendor goes out its like a pack of hungry hyenas descending upon a sick gazelle. And whatever bones are left (usually cookies or the rando jug of iced tea) usually get consumed the next day. ...

wnhi. one eye is danger close to having its own agenda. ...

[quote]had an MRI and just found out I have a subchondral fracture in the tibial plateau[/quote] I had micro fracture 8 years ago on my femoral plateau. Helped for about 6 then I had to go in with the injections and a "clean up"scope to get the rest of my miniscus. Now I'm looking at a massiv...

[quote]Audubon Place quote: UnitedFruitCompany quote: Mr Coleman Well done. This combo made me [/quote] glad some folks caught this, lol. ...

Audubon Place. :pimp:...

[quote]What are you supposed to do if your $6k car has a $3k repair?[/quote] $3k for a repair and 0 note is a lot cheaper than $15-$20k and a note for a used car these days. That I can tell you. ...

The protestant work ethic that built this country is dying a slow painful death. ...