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re: Toby Maguire officiates his ex-wife’s wedding to a billionaire

Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:34 am to
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54345 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:34 am to
What is this dude thinking? She's old and nasty, it says she is 49???

He needs a mental health check.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10416 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:37 am to
I’m convinced most Hollywood marriages aren’t real
Posted by olehickory1767
Member since Dec 2024
429 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:38 am to
Has nobody seen Braveheart? Proof of outside weddings being okay with the Big Guy upstairs.
Posted by tiger94gop
GEISMAR
Member since Nov 2004
3298 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:38 am to
Woof
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1529 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:38 am to
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Talk about peak cuck behavior. For both Spider-Man and the billionaire dude.

They should’ve both been sitting in a chair
Posted by Defenseiskey
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2010
2457 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:43 am to
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This post was edited on 10/14/26 at 2:07 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157826 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Her new husband is near?



Well done.

Also, not sure this is "cuck behavior." He isn't married to her anymore (and I assume doesn't want to be).
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90579 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:45 am to
she looks like mel brooks
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10826 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 8:50 am to
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The cherry on top on the cuckhold cake


I mean, all that’s more missing now is he holds her hand and says encouraging things while the other guy rails her on the wedding night.

Not that “wedding night” matters, as he’s already bred her. Again, the meme just makes itself here.

This post was edited on 10/14/26 at 8:57 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67480 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:05 am to
Jesus, that's going to be the ugliest kid ever born.
Posted by bulletprooftiger
Member since Aug 2006
2613 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:08 am to
Don't ruin their fantasy.

It's weird that he would do this. But no one here knows the reason for the first marriage ending.
Posted by Houston problem
Member since Oct 2026
163 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:11 am to
Her remarrying means he no longer has to pay alimony.
Hell, he probably introduced them to each other
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11645 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:12 am to
She was pregnant at 48. Damn.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15269 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:18 am to
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She was pregnant at 48. Damn.



IVF does wonders.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6396 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:21 am to
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she looks like mel brooks


...as Yogurt
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36889 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:29 am to
She's extremely mid.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5209 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:31 am to
The Pussy Posse is back!
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23347 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Jesus, that's going to be the ugliest kid ever born.



Ya never know.

Mixed folks can be pretty good looking and sometimes two uglies cancel each other out and make a good looking person. And vice versa, I know lots of couples where both are objectively good looking and their genetics clashed in the offspring.

Posted by sharkfhin
Water
Member since Sep 2008
7253 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:39 am to
Na, have you seen the smoking hott women he gets including the one half his age at the moment....
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
54215 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 9:39 am to
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BabyTac

quote:

Was always a red flag when I dated girls that were still ‘best friends’ with their exes or had a bunch of ‘guy friends’ who weren’t gay.

Think about what you just posted
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