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re: Toby Maguire officiates his ex-wife’s wedding to a billionaire

Posted on 10/14/26 at 10:10 am to
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17488 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 10:10 am to
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He's just happy to get rid of her


My wife had a friend who's ex husband gave her away when she got married again. I thought it was the strangest thing util he said he was just happy to get rid of her. It all made sense after that.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
133123 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 10:12 am to
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Talk about peak cuck behavior.


He's dating a 20 year old model
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
25355 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 10:20 am to
I think there are thousands of men who would happily officiate the wedding of their ex if it meant not payment alimony.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3488 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 10:29 am to
She looks like that Gypsy Rose retard.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12474 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 1:56 pm to
How did that Rumpelstiltskin get a movie star AND. a billionaire?
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42643 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 2:41 pm to
Dude in the picture looks like someone copied and pasted some random black dudes face on Sheldon Williams' head.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
26073 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:03 pm to



Posted by SpaceCamp
Member since Nov 2020
581 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

How did that Rumpelstiltskin get a movie star AND. a billionaire?


She's rich and connected.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
13248 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:05 pm to
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She is working her way through the Spider-Verse.


Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
13248 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:07 pm to



Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30667 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:18 pm to
Agreed

What your children look like is very similar to multiplying positive and negative numbers

For example

1 good looking mom and 1 good looking dad are going to make a good looking kid

1 ugly parents and 1 good looking parent is going to make an ugly kid

2 ugly parents can make a good looking kid.

Idk... it's math
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57553 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:20 pm to
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Oh shite the focker is black

Once you go blax you never go bax.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
18411 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:37 pm to
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Was thinking the same thing. To be able to officiate the termination of one's alimony must be a real treat.


He probably paid for the wedding and catering. And had onsite counseling available if either wanted to back out.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5805 posts
Posted on 10/14/26 at 3:43 pm to
What position did he play?
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