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re: Things you did in high school that you would be expelled for now
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Got in a fight with my brother in the school parking lot. Football coaches had us go at each other in tackling drills during the entire practice that afternoon.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
i used to draw guns a lot b/c i wanted to be a comic book artist and holy shite i'd be expelled and studied for that today
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:16 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I was seeing this one chick for a couple months. She worked at a grocery store and would steal cigarettes for me by the carton(Marlboro, Camel, Newport). I would then sell the cigs out of my trunk after school for $3 per pack. Made some nice spending cash. Point is the parking lot rent-a-cop saw it all go down on a few occasions and apparently didn’t give a shite.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:31 pm to charlottetiger
Three bucks a pack? Jeez when did you graduate? Last year?
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:34 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Things you did in high school that you would be expelled for now
I used to carry an Xacto knife in my pencil box in 5th grade and beyond instead of a safety scissors. No one said shite... Early 80's.

Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:34 pm to Paddyshack
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ETA: also calling your friends "n*gg*s" .. everyone was "my n*gg*"... cant keep it real anymore
If you had called me or anybody that in 19 and 82 you would have had your arse handed to you every time you were able to open an eye..... Just sayin....
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:34 pm to Eli Goldfinger
"Secretly" smoking cigarettes out of coke cans at lunch.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:40 pm to Eli Goldfinger
In my eighth grade enrichment class we had to invent something. I invented a firecracker. I filled a pringles can with black powder, styrofoam, and gas. I brought it to school on the bus. My dumbass teacher let the entire class go outside to the school tennis court to watch me light it.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:41 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I raffled myself off for a the Valentines/Sadie Hawkins dance
assassinated the incoming class President with a water pistol
left campus almost every day for lunch
parked in the teachers parking lot because I was at least an hour late for class and wasnt gonna walk
the security guard started keeping a spot next to his hut for me.. Id bring him BK breakfast on Fridays
showed up an hour late one day and a art class was taking a field trip,,, i snuck on and hid til we were too far to turn back ( Miss Turner
)
killed a freshman (but he was a band nerd,,so...)
ate lunch all 3 periods
theres more
assassinated the incoming class President with a water pistol
left campus almost every day for lunch
parked in the teachers parking lot because I was at least an hour late for class and wasnt gonna walk
the security guard started keeping a spot next to his hut for me.. Id bring him BK breakfast on Fridays
showed up an hour late one day and a art class was taking a field trip,,, i snuck on and hid til we were too far to turn back ( Miss Turner
killed a freshman (but he was a band nerd,,so...)
ate lunch all 3 periods
theres more
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:46 pm to OWLFAN86
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theres more
tell us how you'd go back long after graduation because even though you "keep getting older, high school girls stay the same age"
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:47 pm to The Boat
We played StQ every day in the fall while waiting on the bus.
We were required to take Home Ec. One day everyone in the class decided to throw our textbooks out the window.
Nobody even got sent to the office over it.
We were required to take Home Ec. One day everyone in the class decided to throw our textbooks out the window.
Nobody even got sent to the office over it.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:47 pm to Thunder
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If you had called me or anybody that in 19 and 82 you would have had your arse handed to you every time you were able to open an eye..... Just sayin....
make in shine boy
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:49 pm to Slagathor
quote:i graduated a semester early
tell us how you'd go back long after graduation because even though you "keep getting older, high school girls stay the same age"
and I can find younger woman on message boards
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:53 pm to LSUGolfman
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Three bucks a pack? Jeez when did you graduate? Last year?
Mid 90’s. They were paying for ease and convenience. It’s already in front of them and no ID required. Keep in mind these were 16/17 year old kids.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:56 pm to CAD703X
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shite that went on in the boys locker rooms
I don't want to know what kind of shite went on in your locker room
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:07 pm to Eli Goldfinger
A group of friends came across a photo of some girls in our grade and the grade below us topless in a hot tub.
They scanned it and then printed it out as iron decals and put them on shirts and wore to school.
I left when the picture came out. Not because I don’t love boobs but because I know what child porn is.
They all had to go home and change and no detention. I got called in and rat them out but I ain’t no narc.
In today’s world they would be buried under the jail.
They scanned it and then printed it out as iron decals and put them on shirts and wore to school.
I left when the picture came out. Not because I don’t love boobs but because I know what child porn is.
They all had to go home and change and no detention. I got called in and rat them out but I ain’t no narc.
In today’s world they would be buried under the jail.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:22 pm to HempHead
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I hid a frozen catfish in one of the ceiling tiles right before spring break.
Those poor janitors. I feel bad about it now.
Lmao at this
Did you at least get a few quality days of "what the hell is that smell?"
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:22 pm to fallguy_1978
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It was fine at Central Private in the 90
Multiple guns in gun racks was fine in the late 70's at Farmerville High School. When we got new guns, we showed them off in the school parking lot. Axe handles, or nunchucks in gun racks was fine. I carried a full size Case Sodbuster in my back pocket next to my wallet, but my hair couldn't be over my collar.
There was one guy who was supposed to have little pockets sewn into the neck of his shirts for a straight razor he was said to carry daily. Same guy was supposed to be proficient with the nunchucks. There was a lot of fighting going on. I think he started rumors about all of that thinking people wouldn't mess with with him. I was never around him anywhere except for school to know whether any of it was true.
This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:24 pm to Stealth Matrix
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Did you at least get a few quality days of "what the hell is that smell?"
Yeah, it took them almost another week before they found it. The smell was absolutely terrible. I kinda pranked myself since one of my classes was maybe 20 feet from where I hid it.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:32 pm to BlackAdam
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In my eighth grade enrichment class we had to invent something. I invented a firecracker. I filled a pringles can with black powder, styrofoam, and gas. I brought it to school on the bus. My dumbass teacher let the entire class go outside to the school tennis court to watch me light it.
Reminds me of the time we were filling spent co2 cartridges with firecracker powder, lighting them and watching them fly off in a random direction (thankfully vaguely in front of us into the woods) and we only got a "stop that please" from a passing teacher.
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