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re: Things you did in high school that you would be expelled for now

Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:06 pm to
Got in a fight with my brother in the school parking lot. Football coaches had us go at each other in tackling drills during the entire practice that afternoon.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:06 pm to
i used to draw guns a lot b/c i wanted to be a comic book artist and holy shite i'd be expelled and studied for that today
Posted by charlottetiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Nov 2007
7965 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:16 pm to
I was seeing this one chick for a couple months. She worked at a grocery store and would steal cigarettes for me by the carton(Marlboro, Camel, Newport). I would then sell the cigs out of my trunk after school for $3 per pack. Made some nice spending cash. Point is the parking lot rent-a-cop saw it all go down on a few occasions and apparently didn’t give a shite.
Posted by LSUGolfman
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2019
184 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:31 pm to
Three bucks a pack? Jeez when did you graduate? Last year?
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Things you did in high school that you would be expelled for now


I used to carry an Xacto knife in my pencil box in 5th grade and beyond instead of a safety scissors. No one said shite... Early 80's.

Posted by Thunder
Western by God Vernon Parish
Member since Mar 2006
2421 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

ETA: also calling your friends "n*gg*s" .. everyone was "my n*gg*"... cant keep it real anymore


If you had called me or anybody that in 19 and 82 you would have had your arse handed to you every time you were able to open an eye..... Just sayin....
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30030 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:34 pm to
"Secretly" smoking cigarettes out of coke cans at lunch.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7271 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:40 pm to
In my eighth grade enrichment class we had to invent something. I invented a firecracker. I filled a pringles can with black powder, styrofoam, and gas. I brought it to school on the bus. My dumbass teacher let the entire class go outside to the school tennis court to watch me light it.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:41 pm to
I raffled myself off for a the Valentines/Sadie Hawkins dance


assassinated the incoming class President with a water pistol


left campus almost every day for lunch

parked in the teachers parking lot because I was at least an hour late for class and wasnt gonna walk

the security guard started keeping a spot next to his hut for me.. Id bring him BK breakfast on Fridays

showed up an hour late one day and a art class was taking a field trip,,, i snuck on and hid til we were too far to turn back ( Miss Turner )

killed a freshman (but he was a band nerd,,so...)

ate lunch all 3 periods

theres more
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:46 pm to
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theres more


tell us how you'd go back long after graduation because even though you "keep getting older, high school girls stay the same age"
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:47 pm to
We played StQ every day in the fall while waiting on the bus.

We were required to take Home Ec. One day everyone in the class decided to throw our textbooks out the window.
Nobody even got sent to the office over it.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

If you had called me or anybody that in 19 and 82 you would have had your arse handed to you every time you were able to open an eye..... Just sayin....



make in shine boy
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:49 pm to
quote:


tell us how you'd go back long after graduation because even though you "keep getting older, high school girls stay the same age"
i graduated a semester early


and I can find younger woman on message boards
Posted by charlottetiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Nov 2007
7965 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:53 pm to
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Three bucks a pack? Jeez when did you graduate? Last year?


Mid 90’s. They were paying for ease and convenience. It’s already in front of them and no ID required. Keep in mind these were 16/17 year old kids.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

shite that went on in the boys locker rooms

I don't want to know what kind of shite went on in your locker room
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32719 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:07 pm to
A group of friends came across a photo of some girls in our grade and the grade below us topless in a hot tub.

They scanned it and then printed it out as iron decals and put them on shirts and wore to school.

I left when the picture came out. Not because I don’t love boobs but because I know what child porn is.

They all had to go home and change and no detention. I got called in and rat them out but I ain’t no narc.


In today’s world they would be buried under the jail.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11971 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

I hid a frozen catfish in one of the ceiling tiles right before spring break. 

Those poor janitors. I feel bad about it now.


Lmao at this
Did you at least get a few quality days of "what the hell is that smell?"
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

It was fine at Central Private in the 90


Multiple guns in gun racks was fine in the late 70's at Farmerville High School. When we got new guns, we showed them off in the school parking lot. Axe handles, or nunchucks in gun racks was fine. I carried a full size Case Sodbuster in my back pocket next to my wallet, but my hair couldn't be over my collar.

There was one guy who was supposed to have little pockets sewn into the neck of his shirts for a straight razor he was said to carry daily. Same guy was supposed to be proficient with the nunchucks. There was a lot of fighting going on. I think he started rumors about all of that thinking people wouldn't mess with with him. I was never around him anywhere except for school to know whether any of it was true.
This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 5:28 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:24 pm to
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Did you at least get a few quality days of "what the hell is that smell?"



Yeah, it took them almost another week before they found it. The smell was absolutely terrible. I kinda pranked myself since one of my classes was maybe 20 feet from where I hid it.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11971 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 5:32 pm to
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In my eighth grade enrichment class we had to invent something. I invented a firecracker. I filled a pringles can with black powder, styrofoam, and gas. I brought it to school on the bus. My dumbass teacher let the entire class go outside to the school tennis court to watch me light it.


Reminds me of the time we were filling spent co2 cartridges with firecracker powder, lighting them and watching them fly off in a random direction (thankfully vaguely in front of us into the woods) and we only got a "stop that please" from a passing teacher.
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