HempHead

[quote]nothing to be proud of hitting that[/quote] [img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/a3zqvrH40Cdhu/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47d7btb01qpni76zg1545f6qpetpasebrm2p3ovrlx&rid=giphy.gif[/img]...

[quote]You will convince someone to change religions before you alter their opinions on: 1) Which college football team they cheer for, & 2) What constitutes great BBQ [/quote] Can confirm. Raised Anglican, became agnostic/atheist, then converted to Orthodoxy. I still love my Tide, whit...

[quote]She’s damaged goods [/quote] So I can get her at a discount? Even better....

[quote]Imagine the collective disappointment across the internet if she has Hope Solo curtains once her nudes finally come out. [/quote] More lippin' for the grippin'. I take them as they come....

[quote]Might not be an OT 10 but if you factor in that gymnastic ability that I'm sure she still has most of...... [/quote] I have a sudden hankering for pretzels....

[quote]She getting thick [/quote] [img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/10hvUFWkQEmoCs/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47w4rtdins6zg9bk4htpfuzkhs48z9kc99lfjpm7os&rid=giphy.gif[/img]...

Being able to alter websites/images through the inspect element and then screenshotting them makes for a lot of fun with some folks....

[quote]Meh[/quote] Liking men is not a choice, so I don't judge you....

I've been seeing this one for 3 months, but it's been sporadic. Just weekends or every other weekend. She is really insecure about me going to find someone else, and I just make sarcastic comments when she mentions it. I doubt it will last too long; a lack of confidence really turns me off....

[quote]Will be the end of you [/quote] Man, we played CAH last month. One of the answer cards was Dick Cheney. "HempHead....who is Dick Cheney?" I fricking lost it laughing. ETA: This one is supposed to studying to be a HS history teacher, too. Jesus Christ....

Who the frick thought it needed an update?...

[quote]Wut? I would be hesitant to google that for dear of the results..... [/quote] It's an old sex tape. Chuck pisses on her, gives her a towel, then says, "baby I can't kiss you, yo face smells like pee." Then she starts to toss his salad and he farts directly in her face. "I like that", ...

Y'all ever seen the video where Chuck Berry fart-rapes a hooker?...

If they had shutdown travel, and went without a case for that long, how could a new one have developed?...

Smells like bull shite to me....

[quote]I’m 52 now. I’m running out of time. [/quote] I promise you, baw, you can get rid of that excess 40 over 12-15 months with the right attitude and plan. Then you can swim in 30-40 year old pussy....

[quote]What is the minimum requirement here ? I’m 40 pounds overweight ? [/quote] Are you saying that you're 40 lbs overweight? If so, I hope your wallet is fat. That's a big hurdle....

[quote]If I was single I couldn't date someone that young at my age. Sex is fine but I wouldn't want to hang around with a 23 yr old otherwise [/quote] She is pretty mature for her age, to be honest. And I've only got 11 years on her, so it isn't something outrageous. Her friends and their S...

The tubes are officially out and he is only on CPAP now. Praise God. I know many of you have contributed monetarily and through prayers, and I can't begin to thank you enough. For all the shite talking that goes on in these parts, almost everyone here is good folks. I like to think that the good L...

[quote]Dating a 22 year old right now and its super easy when I drop her off at her Cart Beer Girl gig as I head to the driving range. [/quote] I am, too. The only thing that isn't great is that I make references to things that she absolutely has no clue about, and then I have to ramble on and ...