re: Things you did in high school that you would be expelled for now

Posted by CAD703X

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:18 pm to The Boat

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In 2016 Democrats told us locker room talk was a made up phrase.

even back as far as 8th or 9th grade what the guys were doing in the locker rooms make me laugh when they are seen as 'victims' now for getting it on with their hot teachers.

i mean..that was what we all aspired to.

we were passing around crumpled 'real wrestling' bloody photos and pages out of penthouse in the cafeteria at lunch back in like 7th grade.

This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 3:20 pm

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Posted by Jim Rockford

Member since May 2011

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:18 pm to Eli Goldfinger

I got drunk as cooter brown on a field trip. The teacher knew it but didn't rat me out.

Posted by SEClint

New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:18 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Bringing beer, brought a gun (lot of hunters used to go to school too, had things in the vehicle), threatening multiple people during class with great bodily harm, last day of freshman year got caught fricking my girlfriend in the parking lot by the janitor. Old black man, He laughed about it and said he missed being young.

Posted by darnol91

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:19 pm to Darth_Vader

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When I was in 7th grade if you didn’t have a lock blade knife and a Skoal ring on the back pocket of your jeans you might as well not even show up for school. We also had a game seeing how many girl’s bras we could pop in a day.

Catholic school checking in - bra popping and skirt flipping. I remember one guy tying a mirror to his shoe to look up girls skirts. Looking back on it now that sounds super creepy, but everyone thought it was hilarious in seventh grade.

Posted by Slagathor

Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:19 pm to CAD703X

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the shite that went on in the boys locker rooms

queer stuff won't get you expelled

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Posted by TH03

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:19 pm to CAD703X

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even back as far as 8th or 9th grade what the guys were doing in the locker rooms make me laugh when they are seen as 'victims' now for getting it on with their hot teachers.

i mean..that was what we all aspired to.

Kids being immature and doing weird shite during puberty makes it not rape?

Weird take.

Posted by roadGator

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:19 pm to The Boat

Rural Virginia.

Shot gun in truck.
Climbing out the window when the teacher left the room.

Chewing during baseball practice.

Giving neck messages in class to girls.

All kinds of shite it seems is now off limits.

Posted by The Boat

Member since Oct 2008

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:20 pm to TH03

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Man it must be exhausting to just think politics 24/7.

No it's easy if you have a big beautiful brain.

Probably the biggest brain anyone has.

Posted by Packer

IE, California

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:20 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Brought a gun to school. During deer hunting season, the majority of cars/trucks in my H.S. parking lot had blaze orange and guns in them from hunting before/after school

Posted by TH03

Mogadishu

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:20 pm to The Boat

I've been told, by many people by the way.

Posted by CAD703X

Liberty Island

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:20 pm to Slagathor

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Slagathor

watch it

Posted by 2geaux

Georgia

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:23 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Shotgun in the truck
Carried a pocket knife
If we fought, PE coach made us put the gloves on and have at it.

Posted by Slagathor

Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:25 pm to CAD703X

To the OP, I can't think of anything, but I went to HS in the early 2000s.

Posted by The Boat

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:25 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Not high school but do kids still play Smear the Queer?

What a great name.

Posted by Darth_Vader

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Posted on 8/29/19 at 3:26 pm to CAD703X

I remember one day in shop class (I think this was about 8th grade?) we had this kid run from one corner of the shop to the other while we took turns shooting at him with a pneumatic staple gun.