Slagathor

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speaking of awesome puppers, when are you going to follow Rowdy on insta? even my parents follow him. he feels like you don't support him....

[img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8e/7e/56/8e7e569a4c985dadb8ec4203fb12b576.gif width=300[/img]...

[quote]plenty of room on dat canvass[/quote] this would almost be witty for you except I genuinely doubt you know the difference between canvass and canvas...

[quote]That's scraggly.[/quote] it's better than HC and Boo's address stamp toddler tats... mine at least last for a whole week!...

[quote]it's all subliminal we love Slaggy posts.[/quote] I could feel the love all the way over here :daughter: Are we talkin' tats? I have 14 and can't wait to get more!...

afternoon, kids is this thread about how much y'all missed me? you shouldn't have :daughter:...

[quote]You are a champion of GMT/Lunch Thread[/quote] we need lunch thread superlatives ...

[quote]dat is the Skillz playbook. [/quote] Skil's at least amusing to have around and doesn't think pepper spray is an aphrodisiac...

[quote]She could be a little more pale tbh[/quote] I'm sure you know the optimal time to keep her tied up in your basement to get her [i]just right[/i]...

[quote]Just make her decaf and not let her know.[/quote][img]https://media.tenor.com/images/9e3223b58c9bf2873ae75770f0a9d8f1/tenor.gif[/img]...

ORV with bullet holes?...

[quote]No, just joking about the thread someone made[/quote] incels are famously terrible at humor...

is middle age supposed to be an insult? with my personality, it's a fricking miracle...

[quote]Bella, do all girls have a collection of toys? Serious question.[/quote] please start your own threads for this 40 year old virgin shit this is a family thread...

your girth mystifies eta: ASPY! :daughter:...

it only takes 4 inches of water to drown in your own bathtub :cheers: ...

[quote]I need someone to change my oil today, might go by![/quote] in Pound Town, they do it through your tailpipe...

[quote]think they're offering the Covid vaccine there now too[/quote] I am immune from all of the RNA being shed off of the vaccinated sheeple... it fused with my DNA against my will and is now making my immune system only recognize covid. :angry:...

[quote]I also buy a couple hundred a year for my company to give out to friends and clients.[/quote] I want a koozie from the Poundtown Airport, Hair Care, and Tire Center...