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Eating Mexican with the Canadian tonight





black coffee and some fruit snacks I found in my purse :red:
We’re in the shade, thank Dolly Parton
Section 107, the one with the signs “Who’s your Big Poppa” and “pucker up & kiss that baby goodbye”

Need alert, me :lol:
In the uber now heading over :red:

I made a sign, hope they let me bring it in :lol:
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They can’t invent an automatic door closer?


or charge a penalty? or make a refundable deposit or something?
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If you’re old enough, you can remember when it was very common to see people dump bags of trash out of their car onto the side of the road.


I remember more than a decade ago being appalled watching characters on Mad Men hurling their picnic trash out into the park when they were packing up to leave (set in the 1960s). I had no idea that was a common thing until an internet search that day.

All I can think is... where tf did they think it would go?
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230

that's the best time to go to the dentist


black coffee and calendar call

re: GMT - BASEBALL SEASON!

Posted by Slagathor on 2/13/26 at 10:02 am to
Good morning and Happy Friday, party people :red:
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Wife surprised me with tickets for us for the weekend and hotel all booked.


That's such a sweet gift! I live relatively close, so I'll be there at least for the Saturday games. Hope you both have a great time in Jax! :geauxtigers:
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It’s me!
now that's the gift that keeps on giving! :smokin:


ETA: MS, you were spot on-- he is a fun guy!
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Do all of the dimples help you to hang on?



Listen here, bozo! My bod is a sophisticated, well-tuned machine.

the cellulite under my skin contracts, pulling the surface inward to form dimples, which is an evolutionary trick to improve grip on chairs, ya bee hole.


Aspy :daughter:
Frog, animal/vegetable/mineral? is it bigger than a bread box?
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Heading to Mehico to wind down from helping take over Greenland?


I just picked a square from the hurricane thread bingo board... I shoulda gone with the effect on crawfish prices. hope everyone's holidays were magical and the year is off to a great start! :daughter:


ETA: OMG BF, I hate suspense! you can't leave me on the edge of my seat like this-- it's literally the most dangerous part!
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Buying firewood and winterizing the boat

I'm no expert, but I believe there may be other ways to keep the boat warm


afternoon MS, DPTB, DPH, 777, HDC, 33, N2, DT, Frog :daughter:

MS, I still crack up every time I think of his outdoor TV setup :lol:
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ALL THE FLASHLIGHTS AND BACK-UP BATTERY BANKS!!!


GAS POWERED TV! :bow: :lol:
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prepare for an ice storm


my dog and I leave for Punta Cana next week. do we need to cancel?


how do you do, fellow kids?

black coffee, 130F
a good bit, but I never regret not driving. the nights out could certainly be cut back though. :lol:
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How's her brisket?


overpriced :lol:
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Haven't had the opportunity to use the facilities yet.


I can put you in touch with a poster that will prob cross state lines to let you use her facilities in the ultra clean restrooms there :smokin:
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My other daughter got engaged this weekend.... About 10 weeks after the first one.


:wah: everyone's kids are growing up and you people are just letting it happen


will elopement encouragement be the theme of this year's thanksgiving discussions?