Slagathor

[quote]Kafka[/quote][img]http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/hi.gif width=250[/img]...

[quote]I wasn't going but mpscooba asked if he could sit on my shoulders so he could see over the other kids..[/quote] Did you tell him you're saving the back of your neck for RR's crotch?...

[quote]I’ve been to 6 Donald Trump Rally’s[/quote] do the franchise owners just really like DJT, or does DJT own the locations?...

[quote]playtime is ova..Daddys getting poisoned[/quote]...

No. I wrote to Bill Clinton prior to my 5th grade DC trip and he wrote back though. Flashin' that sweet-ass letter all around at recess basically gave me VIP access to the good jump ropes and first turn at hopscotch....

[quote]I think there will be more regret in the future[/quote] did you go M--> F or F-->M?...

[quote]that isn't a holiday for [i]them[/i][/quote] I didn't know e-nursing and specula school was such a racist institution! ...

[quote]I just went to Robert for head on shrimp they had on sale, but it was still frozen behind the case. So I left it in my car to defrost and stopped at the watering hole for happy hour [/quote] I mean, you can't bring home frozen shrimp! :drunkards: I'm impressed with your Cooking-on-Frida...

[quote]I was going to bring chocolate chip cookies tomorrow, and tape them to a light pole in the Wal mart parking lot for you. But now...[/quote] I'm starving myself for the Cankles of TD calendar shoot ...

[quote]one of those is not like the others[/quote] yeah get the athlete outta there! they get listed separately!...

[quote]Younger Alan Hale was a hell of a man.[/quote] this is a judgment-free zone... TF is already all over it, so go ahead and give us the rest of your list of hot male celeb crushes. :cheers:...

[quote]LouisianaLady[/quote] :daughter: [quote]What are yours? I have to think about mine.[/quote] It's tough and it changes, but off the top of my head (in no particular order): Gerard Butler Scott Eastwood Kyle Chandler Younger M Brando/P Newman/ R Redford Chris Pratt ...

[quote]That little f@g wishes he were half the stud I am.[/quote] which half though?...

[quote]admiring Slagathors intellect[/quote] My Golden Girls-esque panties just vaporized :daughter:...

[quote]whats going on around here today?[/quote] IDK, I only showed up when Pepitonio Banderas mentioned smoked sausage ...

[quote]Scooba[/quote] Who needs celebs when you have a hometown hottie in our midst :pimp:...

[quote]Ryan Reynolds[/quote][quote]He’s #6[/quote][quote]32 29 36[/quote] 6 is the 6th digit in your username You like RR 6th best RR has the 6th largest front teeth of any land mammal Land Down under was a hit song about Australia Australia is on fire TF's down under is probably on fire fro...

[quote]Sorry that old baw laughed at your small unit. Are you sure it wasn't Slagathor? [/quote][img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o7qiNpc9fp8kYNU7S/giphy.gif width=250[/img]...

[quote]making fun of small units[/quote] that doesn't sound like me... I love and respect angstroms, attograms, becquerels, and even jiffies! ...

[quote]32 29 36[/quote] top 5 hot male celeb crushes?...