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re: "Men Working" Construction Signs

Posted by Slagathor on 9/25/26 at 9:50 pm to
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actually makes you sound stupid
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conitinue

re: "Men Working" Construction Signs

Posted by Slagathor on 9/25/26 at 7:15 pm to
is there any chance you were microwaved at some point in your life?
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I was a year out of college drinking like a fish and saving the world so y'all could complain about us.
:cheers:


I was only a few months old when it came out... I'm the generation that's missing out on the American Dream because of Starbucks and avocado toast purchases. :wah: :lol:

ETA: but I am a woman, so I was probably already complaining about shite
afternoon, bee holes. :red:

black coffee. trying to catch up from being off for labor day and the days I glued onto it.
I made it way too far into adulthood still thinking DB Cooper was a wholly fictitious character comparable to Chester Copperpot :dope:
Yard time is like recharging for me. Plus, my super detective sniffy senses detected a gas leak from the fiber guys digging because I was outside so much. I guess you could say I saved the whole hood, but don’t call me a hero. :ttp:

ETA: back at it, kids… hope your afternoon is fab! :red:
Thanks a lot K-radical… now I want Taco Bell. If I can keep up working out here until sundown, maybe I’ll order some because I deserve a little treat. :lol:
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What up Shagatron


I have my catch-all playlist on my little speaker and my neighbor was outside briefly to feed his giant tortoise… I heard a familiar meow sound and did Olympics-quality jumps over short shrubs to try to get to my phone to hit skip before ‘Lick the Cat’ came on. I could have pulled something! :doh:

TL;DR I’m a trash bag
In a thread about most embarrassing moments, a guy said he got choked up and cried when introducing himself to new coworkers

LINK
Afternoon fellow youths :red:

Been in the yard for a few hours, time for a break and to crack my first Claw open
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happy hour with a buffet


now THAT would be a notable discovery!

I'll probably just pound a few Claws while doing yard work



anyhoo, gotta get back to the lab to work on scales and arpeggios with the aristorats. have a fab and phallic afternoon, pals! :red:
Did T-Woody's penis pump get deleted or was I just fantasizing about it? :lol:
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Teams meeting #9,675


boooooo... this meeting could have been a fistfight!
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Maybe Slag will return and explain it to us.
I deserve neither such praise nor such censure :lol:

Hang :daughter:
Hillabee :pimp:
-55"


he's a pomeranian. didn't get my height, but he did get my dumptruck arse and medium okayish personality.
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LOL...you clowns
wrong board, which is saying something
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I do my lunch thrays my way


I wish you every success in your future endeavors to founder your way out of the active topics list :bow:


K-radical :daughter:
DPH :pimp:

my lunch is black coffee... since no one asked

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join you in blaming Owlie

the only thing that separates us from the animals is thread title formatting and our ability to accessorize :cheers:
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The one clearly labeled "dick pics".


it's not clearly labeled, which seems to be the root of the confusion


afternoon bee holes :red:
Ionaaaaaaaaa :daughter:

DPH :daughter:

CG :daughter:

it's like a Chippendale show in here :smokin:
afternoon, bee holes :daughter:


I actually have a booth at that show. Lots of bday cards from Grandma and some super rare Fantastic Sam's baseball cards.