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Interests:being crushed flat by mortal embarrassment
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Registered on:7/20/2007
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Ionaaaaaaaaa :daughter:

DPH :daughter:

CG :daughter:

it's like a Chippendale show in here :smokin:
afternoon, bee holes :daughter:


I actually have a booth at that show. Lots of bday cards from Grandma and some super rare Fantastic Sam's baseball cards.
gotta cross some more Ts, dot some more Is, and finish healing the ozone layer


hope everyone has a fanciful afternoon :red:

re: No more ballon releases in La

Posted by Slagathor on 7/28/26 at 1:11 pm to
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Whooops
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if you faithfully cut the plastic 6-pack rings before disposal, I can still find it in my heart to love you
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IonaTiger






you know I've gotten older since you last saw me... perhaps finally a chance? :smokin:
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what brand of coffee?



brown, in a cup, preferrably served to me with a smile... I'm not picky on that front. :lol:

Hiya DPH, MS, CG, Dad, Oweo, Senor Frog :daughter:

MS, that's a good way to burn your acorns!
black coffee, 120F

catching up on things that I've been putting off for weeks that just took 10 minutes to complete

re: No more ballon releases in La

Posted by Slagathor on 7/28/26 at 12:25 pm to
ahhh... 6 year old me feels vindicated.


when we got balloons at events as little kids, my parents would tell us to make a wish and let it go before we got in the car... presumably because it would end up in one of our ceiling fans within minutes of getting home. being a devoted reader of Nat Geo Kids, I'd always screech about the environment when it was time to let the balloon go.
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I bought a half dozen home depot buckets with lids. Drilled two 1.5 inch holes in each lid. Put about three inches of water in. Dropped a dunk in each. And put them all 50-150ft away from the house.


Do your buckets get overdiluted when it rains? In the video someone posted here, the guy adds dowels to the lid to hold it up and it just seems extra af.

I think I'm gonna try drilling holes near the top of the buckets and leave the lids intact.
everyone give your pets scritches and kisses for me and have a fab afternoon :daughter:
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Chicken
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1/3 of a chicken cutlet


the more you eat, the lonelier you get
Lt. Hangle :lol:

I've been pushing all of the money we made on transgender mice into some fun projects... stay tuned! Other than that, just pounding Claws and doing hoodrat shite with my friends, as one does.

Hope things are well with you, the gal from America's Hat, the little one, and the herd :daughter:

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Maybe one of those small paw held fans would cool her off


no way, she's not a menopawsal Karen at a little league game!


DPH, do you have someone tasked with clearing your search history if anything happens to you? :speechless:
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wb mp shag


I never really left... I'm always in your hearts :smokin:
afternoon, bee holes :red:



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Kcrad
she needs a hat or some other cool accessories

re: GMT 6/17/2026

Posted by Slagathor on 6/17/26 at 7:22 am to
Trav :daughter: :smokin:

Farad :daughter:

DPH :pimp:


Gotta go fly the plane now, wish me luck. I’m so glad I got these plastic wings… way easier than pilot school or whatever.

re: GMT 6/17/2026

Posted by Slagathor on 6/17/26 at 7:11 am to
HBB :smokin:

Postang Sally, it was the essence of potatoes or some cereal grain with a garnish of something citrus :daughter:

K-Rad, I’m cheering for Pina Colada in that one :cheers:

re: GMT 6/17/2026

Posted by Slagathor on 6/17/26 at 6:36 am to
Good morning, my ribbeting pal :daughter:

Posted up at an airport bar, AMA

re: GMT 6/17/2026

Posted by Slagathor on 6/17/26 at 6:32 am to
Good morning, y’all :red:
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1. it was a mafia front
2. I knew a guy ate there and spent the rest of the night throwing up



1. If it indeed was, I’d like to file a formal Hurt Feelings Report for not being recruited. Was it my soft serve swirl? My salad topping choices? :sad:

2. How did you know?