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Location:Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Registered on:7/20/2007
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a good bit, but I never regret not driving. the nights out could certainly be cut back though. :lol:
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How's her brisket?


overpriced :lol:
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Haven't had the opportunity to use the facilities yet.


I can put you in touch with a poster that will prob cross state lines to let you use her facilities in the ultra clean restrooms there :smokin:
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My other daughter got engaged this weekend.... About 10 weeks after the first one.


:wah: everyone's kids are growing up and you people are just letting it happen


will elopement encouragement be the theme of this year's thanksgiving discussions?
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Are you going to the FairGrounds on T-Giving?


that's that da08... though it's prob too expensive for him this year. at this point he's gonna have to pay someone to buy the blue baseboards.
:casty:

hootin' inevitably leads to hollerin'
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I mean think about it, he’s 55 and childless with nothing to do. He’s likely an insane person


or maybe he's a doctor that's in med school to gain qualification to teach medicine and that the school is requiring him to get a public facing job to improve his soft skills :dunno:
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the bum stole the bike that terd bought for her


FALSE. terd hates anything that requires calorie or money expenditure so he would never have done that.
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which part of the turkey does the frosting go on? The breast?


it's a matter of personal taste and the MPAA rating of your gathering

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I just realized this is most likely an elaborate troll. There is no way you're really this obtuse.


if so, the commitment to the bit is uncanny
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What part of the pig is a carnita


it's their small hands :lol:

TW, it didn't come with a red thing but it did have a bag of frosting inside. They must know about the source of my undeserved generational wealth.
afternoon, fellow youths :cheers:


black coffee and calling my grandma to find out how long to microwave a 19lb turkey
The world’s best and brightest autists smushed into one city… what could go wrong?! :lol:

It was a really great time though. Research poster presentations always leave me hopeful.
Captain of my <3 :daughter:


33, if you wanna party, you can find me in the clerb, AKA DFW airport jail because I tried to hijack one of those golf cart thingies

ETA: DPH :pimp: wydh?
Done with the neurd stuff until tomorrow at least. Airport beers on deck.

TW, RFKjr was the keynote speaker at the conference. It sounded like a fork in a garbage disposal mansplaining what the research will show when he learns how to read.

MS, I also had some chorizo/jalapeno flatbread. Hashtag heartburn.
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don't forget your jorts and belt clip cellphone holder


Tongs longer than 12" must be checked. Clicking of tongs inside the lavatory is prohibited.
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don't forget your jorts and belt clip cellphone holder


Tongs longer than 12" must be checked. Clicking of tongs inside the lavatory is prohibited.
it's my favorite thing to say IRL when trying to leave a social engagement

"we have to go... NOW." :rotflmao: