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Registered on:7/20/2007
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everyone give your pets scritches and kisses for me and have a fab afternoon :daughter:
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Chicken
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1/3 of a chicken cutlet


the more you eat, the lonelier you get
Lt. Hangle :lol:

I've been pushing all of the money we made on transgender mice into some fun projects... stay tuned! Other than that, just pounding Claws and doing hoodrat shite with my friends, as one does.

Hope things are well with you, the gal from America's Hat, the little one, and the herd :daughter:

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Maybe one of those small paw held fans would cool her off


no way, she's not a menopawsal Karen at a little league game!


DPH, do you have someone tasked with clearing your search history if anything happens to you? :speechless:
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wb mp shag


I never really left... I'm always in your hearts :smokin:
afternoon, bee holes :red:



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Kcrad
she needs a hat or some other cool accessories

re: GMT 6/17/2026

Posted by Slagathor on 6/17/26 at 7:22 am to
Trav :daughter: :smokin:

Farad :daughter:

DPH :pimp:


Gotta go fly the plane now, wish me luck. I’m so glad I got these plastic wings… way easier than pilot school or whatever.

re: GMT 6/17/2026

Posted by Slagathor on 6/17/26 at 7:11 am to
HBB :smokin:

Postang Sally, it was the essence of potatoes or some cereal grain with a garnish of something citrus :daughter:

K-Rad, I’m cheering for Pina Colada in that one :cheers:

re: GMT 6/17/2026

Posted by Slagathor on 6/17/26 at 6:36 am to
Good morning, my ribbeting pal :daughter:

Posted up at an airport bar, AMA

re: GMT 6/17/2026

Posted by Slagathor on 6/17/26 at 6:32 am to
Good morning, y’all :red:
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1. it was a mafia front
2. I knew a guy ate there and spent the rest of the night throwing up



1. If it indeed was, I’d like to file a formal Hurt Feelings Report for not being recruited. Was it my soft serve swirl? My salad topping choices? :sad:

2. How did you know?

re: LNST- Owl's Big Gun edition

Posted by Slagathor on 6/9/26 at 3:53 am to
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my pager


Dad :daughter:

My parents gave me a pager for my 15th birthday and I still remember my dad paging me 7734 when he was ready to pick me up from the mall or wherever I was :lol:

ETA: night, boo :daughter:
ya dork :lol:

CG, there’s not enough space for the deviled egg platters you’re going to purchase
We kept trying to head over where you were but were distracted by the many beers for sale at regular intervals:lol:
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At least a 1/2 dozen deviled egg dishes


You gotta get those numbers up… those are rookie numbers.

I’ll do dishes for chips/salsa/margs with a promise that we can do a judgment-free stop at Home Depot or a nursery on the way back
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knows how to do the dishes


I’m quite the domestic engineer when properly motivated :smokin:

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what's that handle


ISWYDT :lol:

We gotta catch some Jumbo Shrimp games!
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they should never have played in jacksonville


yeah, I think we did jinx them :lol:

such a fun day though… we got lost trying to leave and ended up going out the same exit as the team :drunkards:

ETA: monsieur Cheese :cheers:


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Da hell you doing up this late?


I moonlight at OnlyPans… subscribe and I’ll get really wild and wash a pot for you. Hell, maybe even a wok! :red:

What are you doing up?
Not me… I got one of those identity protection roller stamps and my wealth is entirely in beanie babies.
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worst LNST ever


just posting to put the final nail in the coffin :lol: