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The trash from the Swift-Kelce wedding has sold out at $25 per bag

Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:09 am
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:09 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74757 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:10 am to
The napkins were selling for $100 on ebay. So that's possibly a good ROI.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18804 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:52 am to
I’m going to fart in a few bags and sell them as swift/kelce air and see how it goes. If it takes off I might need some of our high calorie baws to help me out.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77734 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:53 am to
Our society really doesn’t deserve to survive.

Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14775 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:53 am to
Müll von der Hochzeit
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3678 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:55 am to
Mr Pfizer sold his soul in order to marry Taylor swift
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
48326 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:56 am to
Sounds like Capitalism to me.

One horrible couples trash is some deranged lunatics treasure.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11104 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:57 am to
Gotta respect the hustle. Not the buyers though.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59281 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 9:57 am to
As a major Swiftie, I can confirm this is weird AF.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3363 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:09 am to
quote:

One horrible couples trash is some deranged lunatics treasure.

I’m not even going to put this on Swift/Kelce (is she going by Kelce now? No idea).

We vote with our dollars on a societal level. The reason these two were able to rent half of Manhattan and a small army of cops and other personnel for their exclusive wedding, then sell the literal garbage from that event is because at a societal level, this is what “we” want.
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15888 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 10:13 am to
we're doomed

burn it all down and start over
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61723 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 11:11 am to
This is perfect when you set it beside what NY is doing politically. Stupid has infiltrated and taken over.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
22075 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 11:19 am to
quote:

Mr Pfizer sold his soul in order to marry Taylor swift

If you connect the dots from Katt Williams comments about some celebrity marriages, you could argue that they ended up together because they both sold their souls for fame & access awhile back and were placed together.

If you haven't seen it, it's part of his rant about why so many celebrity black men end up dating white women (and wearing dresses in movies)
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3759 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 11:20 am to
$25 investment to find out if someone's diamond ring slipped off
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3638 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 11:21 am to
Eh, not a bad purchase, in the sense that you'll probably be able to resell it at $2500 per bag 10 years from now.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59901 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 12:13 pm to
Anyone who bought that should have to wear some sort of tag and have a prefix in front of their name to denote that they are never again allowed to bitch about not having money.
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
4011 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:21 pm to


Could be worse. At least you can see it.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73431 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 1:25 pm to
Sort of want.
Posted by Grebe
Member since Jan 2015
444 posts
Posted on 7/10/26 at 4:06 pm to
How is the authenticity of the trash verified? It seems like someone could just put regular trash on eBay and call it Swifty trash.
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