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Minneapolis is sort of like Houston, but cold and liberal.

None.

I recommend Goody's powder and a Zing Zang bloody.

I was given a toy howitzer in the 70s. It had plastic artillery shells that you could load it with.

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I don't recall that song. I do recall the Bitch Better Have My Money song, which was peak Murphy's if you were loaded enough to try to dance up some leg for late-night.

I bought the Viper G2 youth model in 20 gauge for my son. It has been a good gun. A few notes:
- In order to shoot light loads reliably, it must be broken in with two boxes of heavier game loads. No big deal, and it says that in the instructions.
- Ours has been reliable after following the procedure described above. Most of the shells we use are light quail loads and I only buy the cheap stuff. Said another way, it isn't picky about ammunition.
- It is easy to clean, which is good because...
- It does shoot dirty and does need to be cleaned. How often I am not exactly sure, but I clean the gas piston and magazine tube around 200 rounds.
- The gun has surprisingly good "feel;" it is not heavy and overbuilt.
- The safely is where it should be -- behind the trigger. Take note Beretta.
- If you are getting a youth version, get the one that comes with a youth stock and a regular one.
- Since it is a gas gun, it is softer shooting. That's good for kids.

I really like it. I shoot a fancy A400. For my purposes, I honestly believe I would have been just as satisfied with a wood stocked Viper G2.

Unfortunately, no. Sadly, I'm just not much of a fisherman. My son has had some good luck lately with his friends though (real fisherman), so all is well.

Over the past few years I have watched Office Christmas Party. It isn't "the best," but it is pretty funny.