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re: Spousal Annoyances...Anyone else ever have to deal with this one with your better half?
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:14 am to elprez00
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:14 am to elprez00
yep
where is X?
wherever you left it
I looked where I left it, not there
well you must have moved it
Buy another one, months later find the old one in a place I didn’t even know existed. Move both to the original place, where they both then disappear
where is X?
wherever you left it
I looked where I left it, not there
well you must have moved it
Buy another one, months later find the old one in a place I didn’t even know existed. Move both to the original place, where they both then disappear
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Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:16 am to elprez00
Advice after 23 years of marriage:
Just load the dishwasher yourself.
Never leave your tools or anything you might need lying around, your wife will “lose” them for you.
Never let your wife drive your vehicle.
You’ll be happier this way.
Just load the dishwasher yourself.
Never leave your tools or anything you might need lying around, your wife will “lose” them for you.
Never let your wife drive your vehicle.
You’ll be happier this way.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:21 am to elprez00
quote:
Spousal Annoyances.
350 pages.....
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:28 am to jose
quote:
The amount of Kleenex that’s gets left in the door of my truck.
No shite! Where does it even come from?!? All I have is wet wipes in my truck. How is there six tissues, a yeti cup, and a bottle of water left in there?
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:38 am to LouisianaLady
quote:
This is a dealbreaker for me One of my friends puts dishes in the washer unrinsed and it kills my soul.
People that do that are disturbed and should be put on a list.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:39 am to Dawgfanman
this one is my favorite
we live one hour from the airport. That has not changed since the day we met 25 years ago
Departure day:
time to go
I’m not packed yet, give me a minute
but it’s time to go
I don’t have what I need!
doesn’t matter what in your bag if we miss the flight. Zip it up and let’s go
stuffs everything she owns in a bag, huffs to the car
upon arrival:
why aren’t you dressed? we gotta get to dinner
I don’t have anything to wear
we live one hour from the airport. That has not changed since the day we met 25 years ago
Departure day:
time to go
I’m not packed yet, give me a minute
but it’s time to go
I don’t have what I need!
doesn’t matter what in your bag if we miss the flight. Zip it up and let’s go
stuffs everything she owns in a bag, huffs to the car
upon arrival:
why aren’t you dressed? we gotta get to dinner
I don’t have anything to wear
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:41 am to LouisianaLady
quote:
This is a dealbreaker for me One of my friends puts dishes in the washer unrinsed and it kills my soul.
I'll rinse out the chunks of food in the disposal, but she'll run the water over the dishes until there isn't a speck left. I'm not doing that. What's the purpose of a dishwasher at that point? Might as well just soap up each dish yourself.
This post was edited on 3/9/23 at 7:42 am
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:44 am to cgrand
She slams every door from cabinets, refrigerator, front door, back door and the worst is my truck door. She has broken two kitchen cabinet doors because the hing screws ripped out. I have to adjust the back door at least twice a year because it gets out of alignment.
And like many of u, we have a monthly relocation of glasses, plates, silverware, towels, wash clothes, I never know where to find anything in my own home.
Our current argument is she took the charging cord for my little portable vacuum and didn’t put it back in the drawer where it’s been for three years. She can’t find it.
And like many of u, we have a monthly relocation of glasses, plates, silverware, towels, wash clothes, I never know where to find anything in my own home.
Our current argument is she took the charging cord for my little portable vacuum and didn’t put it back in the drawer where it’s been for three years. She can’t find it.
This post was edited on 3/9/23 at 7:51 am
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:48 am to elprez00
Yes.
My favorite variant is “Where is that thing I left on the table 6 months ago that I can’t describe what it looks like?”
My favorite variant is “Where is that thing I left on the table 6 months ago that I can’t describe what it looks like?”
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:54 am to Loup
quote:
I swear the empty Lacroix cans had been piling up since 2018
Nasty. I’d hate to see your house.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:55 am to elprez00
I am very grateful to have a wife that takes care of all the wife duties with no complaining and little help from me. My complaint may be petty, but I just want my own sink. We moved into a new house a few months ago. We have two sinks in our bathroom. However, when she gets ready, she uses the whole counter(that is divided by a cabinet). I have been moving her stuff back to her side almost daily, and she moves it back. It is usually just a blow dryer, mirror, brush…she keeps all the other stuff on her side. Very little, but annoying and just like my own space
Posted on 3/9/23 at 7:57 am to facher08
quote:
I'll rinse out the chunks of food in the disposal, but she'll run the water over the dishes until there isn't a speck left. I'm not doing that. What's the purpose of a dishwasher at that point? Might as well just soap up each dish yourself.
For me the dishwasher is to sanitize. Super hot water that would be too hot for your hands.
Wash, rinse, sanitize. This is the way.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:01 am to elprez00
Mine
Makes
Good
Money But spends more than previously mentioned good money
Makes
Good
Money But spends more than previously mentioned good money
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:01 am to dgnx6
Using half a roll of toilet paper after a tinkle
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:07 am to Motorboat
quote:
Nasty. I’d hate to see your house.
We don't have kids so the house is almost always spotless. It's also small so it doesn't take much to keep it clean. IDK why she treats her vehicle differently than the house. I guess it's since she doesn't spend much time in her vehicle.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:10 am to elprez00
The trash can in the kitchen is never not at least 3/4 full. I can throw it that morning before work, she also goes to work for the better part of the day but somehow when I get home it is back to 3/4 full. Because she apparently its against her religion to throw larger items like milk jugs in the outside garbage can, and refuses to break down any boxes from amazon/12 pack or whatever and just fricking throws that shite in the kitchen trash and then has the nerve to say "Damn you had to throw the trash again"
Also on that topic, she has perfected the art of trash jinga. She never takes the trash out and instead stacks that shite up like movers in a u-haul
Also on that topic, she has perfected the art of trash jinga. She never takes the trash out and instead stacks that shite up like movers in a u-haul
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:11 am to Loup
quote:
We don't have kids so the house is almost always spotless. It's also small so it doesn't take much to keep it clean. IDK why she treats her vehicle differently than the house. I guess it's since she doesn't spend much time in her vehicle.
I don't spend much time in my car, but it isn't hard to grab the stuff that needs to come out after each trip.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:16 am to LouisianaLady
I've been married twice. Both of my wives had to be educated about why you don't pour bacon grease, or any cooking grease, down the sink. They had no idea.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:18 am to elprez00
Go move some of her shite. She'll loose her mind.
Posted on 3/9/23 at 8:20 am to Doofus
Do we have the same wife?
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