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AlumneyeJ93
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| Registered on: | 4/26/2022 |
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re: I hear Myrtle Beach is lovely this time of year
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 4/14/26 at 8:22 pm to Chucktown_Badger
^ If you have to go, go north.
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re: Any thoughts on men who refuse to pay for their wives to stay home with the kids?
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 4/13/26 at 4:20 pm to Swamp Angel
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If you keep separate bank accounts as a married couple, you've got some serious issues at the root. Never marry someone with whom you would not share a bank account or who would not share an account with you. That's a trust issue (or lack thereof) that will wreck what is supposed to be the deepest, most sincere, and most sacred relationship on this earth.
Mrs and I have been operating with separate accounts for 34 years, works great for us. We do share balances occasionally so we can plan for vacations, home improvements, vehicles/maintenance etc. We have an extremely high level of trust with each other.
To your point, it doesn’t work for everyone.
re: "Babes from days gone by (NSFW)" thread as per request by Kafka..
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 4/13/26 at 2:58 pm to dallastigers
Compliments of my college roommate this poster hung in our dorm room.
re: Does your Southern Accent Come and Go?
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 4/11/26 at 12:04 pm to Tempratt
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Ppl tend to believe a Southern accent = lack of education
Southern accent coming out of a pretty girls mouth is super sexy.
re: Breakdown of how Alabama became so much richer than Canada
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 4/10/26 at 1:36 pm to Chucktown_Badger
Clemson has a separate automotive engineering research campus in Greenville.
Lot of manufacturing activity in the southeast.
Lot of manufacturing activity in the southeast.
re: Whats the craziest "almost shite my pants" story you got?
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/31/26 at 2:03 pm to Tridentds
Another almost and I apologize to the good people of Oahu, (Pupukea hiking trail) December 2017, for crapping in the woods on the trail to the pill box. I did make like a cat and bury my $#@% and toilet paper. Should have never stopped at that roadside BarBQ food truck but I still remember it and it was damn tasty.
Thank goodness I had my backpack and a roll of toilet paper with me.
My teenage daughter was kind enough to take some pictures of me wiping crap off my leg and shorts after I came out of the woods.
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Thank goodness I had my backpack and a roll of toilet paper with me.
My teenage daughter was kind enough to take some pictures of me wiping crap off my leg and shorts after I came out of the woods.
[/url][/img] re: Whats the craziest "almost shite my pants" story you got?
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/31/26 at 12:03 pm to crimsoncoded94
Didn't crap my pants but I did crap in my back yard.
Went out of town on vacation and driving back we stopped for food about an hour from our house. Wasn't real hungry, so I made the mistake of getting a large milkshake. That thing rocketed through my digestive track at breakneck speed. About 30 minutes from the house my stomach started rumbling and making noises and i knew things weren't right so I started driving faster. At 15 minutes from the house, I knew I was in deep trouble and was hitting 90+ mph to get home. My wife was freaking out but I'm clenching as I hard as I can to keep it in. Am not crapping in my truck.
Pull into the driveway, hit the garage door opener and it goes up about 2-3 inches. Am in full blown panic mode now. We have no keys to get in the house. The neighbor who was watching our dog is on his way over, I make the wife stall him and I run around the back of the house. I crouch behind the ac unit and unload, diarrhea everywhere, splashing up on my pants, socks and shoes. Fortunately, the back of the house is secluded from the neighbors, lots of trees providing privacy. No wipe, pull up pants and head around front.
Neighbor was coming over to tell me the garage door broke, I would later find out it was the spring and the door jammed. Tell the neighbor I need to borrow a ladder to climb up to our balcony deck on the back of the house, we never locked the door on it thank the Lord. I could tell he caught wind or sight of what I had done behind the ac unit. He never mentioned it.
Went out of town on vacation and driving back we stopped for food about an hour from our house. Wasn't real hungry, so I made the mistake of getting a large milkshake. That thing rocketed through my digestive track at breakneck speed. About 30 minutes from the house my stomach started rumbling and making noises and i knew things weren't right so I started driving faster. At 15 minutes from the house, I knew I was in deep trouble and was hitting 90+ mph to get home. My wife was freaking out but I'm clenching as I hard as I can to keep it in. Am not crapping in my truck.
Pull into the driveway, hit the garage door opener and it goes up about 2-3 inches. Am in full blown panic mode now. We have no keys to get in the house. The neighbor who was watching our dog is on his way over, I make the wife stall him and I run around the back of the house. I crouch behind the ac unit and unload, diarrhea everywhere, splashing up on my pants, socks and shoes. Fortunately, the back of the house is secluded from the neighbors, lots of trees providing privacy. No wipe, pull up pants and head around front.
Neighbor was coming over to tell me the garage door broke, I would later find out it was the spring and the door jammed. Tell the neighbor I need to borrow a ladder to climb up to our balcony deck on the back of the house, we never locked the door on it thank the Lord. I could tell he caught wind or sight of what I had done behind the ac unit. He never mentioned it.
re: Amish schoolhouse near Spartansburg, PA explodes/burns badly injuring three girls
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/27/26 at 3:02 pm to putt23
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They’ll have that school house rebuilt in a week.
A little sliver of me hates myself for laughing at that, but dammit it's probably true.
re: Fail Gifs. Let's post them.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/27/26 at 10:15 am to WillFerrellisking
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That guy?!?! Who doesn’t know that is Bill Dance?!? Just messin with ya bud!
Is he like Red Green for Canadians?
re: The Floyd County Courthouse in Rome, Georgia just got cooked
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/23/26 at 3:18 pm to RandySavage
Sprinkler system?.
re: Bring Us Your Favorite 2021 and Beyond Memes
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/19/26 at 2:59 pm to junkfunky
re: Another sad topic, since I'm at it. How many dead people are in your phone?
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/19/26 at 6:55 am to AtlantaLSUfan
I have a couple of coworkers in my phone. I also have a voicemail from one of them a few days before they found him that I have kept.
re: Restaurant kicks out Gov. Huckabee-Sanders, workers felt "threatened" says manager
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/19/26 at 6:52 am to Rouge
If I was gov, I'd make sure to send in the county health department for a few inspections.
re: Fail Gifs. Let's post them.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/11/26 at 12:07 pm to kywildcatfanone
I was expecting either the trolling motor or the guy to end up in the water. :dunno:
re: New Refinery in Brownsville?
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/11/26 at 11:54 am to RanchoLaPuerto
Makes sense, they are building a ginormous LNG facility between Brownsville & South Padre Island. I drove by it when I was there in January.
Pretty soon we won't have any employees in our plant there. We can't compete with the wages those jobs are going to pay.
Pretty soon we won't have any employees in our plant there. We can't compete with the wages those jobs are going to pay.
re: Skunk in crawl space
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/10/26 at 12:50 pm to tigerbaiter
Get yourself a hungry coyote or call in a professional.
I have also purchased bottles of coyote urine and sprayed them around the house to keep them away. Not 100% sure if it works or just dumb luck.
I have also purchased bottles of coyote urine and sprayed them around the house to keep them away. Not 100% sure if it works or just dumb luck.
re: Only the wealthy can afford Disney World
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/10/26 at 10:26 am to Dr Jekyll
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The ghetto crowd seems to be able to come up with the money.
I think the locals, maybe Floridians in general get a 30 or 40% discount.
re: Gas just hit $3.50 in Ohio
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/6/26 at 7:09 am to CatsGoneWild
Well that sucks, just filled up the truck at $2.95 here in SC and am driving to Columbus, Ohio tomorrow. Trip will easily cost $200+ just for gas.
re: Drop off 11 year old at birthday party, he's drunk when you pick him up
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/4/26 at 12:30 pm to Shexter
re: Amanda Batula WYHI
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 3/3/26 at 1:53 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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ETA: And saw Shep at Home Team Sullivan's this last Saturday night.
I've eaten there a few times. Wish I could afford to buy a house on Sullivans Island.
My daughter has run into Craig several times.
re: Seatbelt ticket
Posted by AlumneyeJ93 on 2/27/26 at 2:05 pm to Buzz Lightbeer
How do you not wear your seatbelt, that dinging noise when you don't buckle it drives me bat crap crazy.
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