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re: Seattle homeowner lives in a van while delinquent tenant lists rental on Airbnb

Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:26 am to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:26 am to
Would never happen in Mississippi
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24858 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:26 am to
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Step 1: Cut utilities to the house. Call and get them all shut off. Why hasn't he done this? Step 2: If step 1 doesn't remove the tenant, hire some of those Seattle crackheads that seem readily available to break in and beat the hell out of the tenant and drag his arse out the house. Change locks. Done.


Step 3, get arrested for multiple felonies.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175878 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Step 1: Cut utilities to the house. Call and get them all shut off. Why hasn't he done this?



It is illegal to do that to a delinquent renter without a court order even in Louisiana


Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14445 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:27 am to
this would go over well on reddit
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32657 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Would never happen in Mississippi



30 day max to evict someone in most of Mississippi.

12 months in Seattle apparently.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175878 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:28 am to
quote:

this would go over well on reddit



Reddit hates landlords with a passion because they are all losers and blame capitalism for their personal failures
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
283027 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Would be interesting to know this homeowner’s voting history and party affiliation


When I was in Harborview Med Center ICU this lady in the bed next to me was bitten by a pit bull in Ranier Beach. Her and her soy boy were trying to explain it to the cops, they could not force themselves to identify the man who put the dogs on them as black.

They refused to identify the race of the man in any way. It was incredibly amusing, like some Monty Python skit.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15853 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:29 am to
Shoot
Shovel
Shutup
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
32434 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:29 am to
This would be me to the renter. “Give me every cent you have in cash, and get the frick outta my house, or I pull the trigger.”

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83892 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:29 am to
wouldn't want him as a pilot
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11116 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:30 am to
Yeah, this is the hill I would choose to die on. I would physically, violently, take my home back. Then if this cocksucker had the nerve to call the police, I would have my papers readily available to show that I owned the home. And if they physically tried to remove me from MY home after that......well, as I said, I would die right there on that hill.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58803 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:30 am to
Although they are virtually the same thing, I may now hate squatters more than thieves.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
283027 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:31 am to
quote:


Reddit hates landlords with a passion because they are all losers and blame capitalism for their personal failures




Commies really pivoted to landlords over the past few weeks. Its like they heard some mystical call to action.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35291 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:31 am to
The homeowner is a bitch. Why hasn’t he just moved into the house himself, changed all the locks, etc.? Throw dudes stuff out on the street and dare him to sue.
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
18503 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:31 am to
I'd make sure my insurance was paid up and sneak over and set that bitch on fire.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65886 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:31 am to
What's worse?
Someone living in your house not making payments AND earning money renting out YOUR basement and you sitting back an watch it

Or
Watch someone bang your wife?
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:33 am to
quote:

It is illegal to do that to a delinquent renter without a court order even in Louisiana


It sounds like it would take years to work through the court system there and they don't really do anything anyway. It's not like the owner will go to jail. There is no bail and no enforcement of laws. So what's the big deal about doing something illegal
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35805 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:33 am to
This country has eroded private property rights for decades. This is the end goal for leftists and progressives.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101857 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:33 am to
I’ve been seeing a ton of landlord shite show up in my feed recently from these idiots.

They don’t seem to realize or care how much investment or work goes into building and maintaining property, probably because they are a bunch of worthless fricks who have never had anything other than a cheap rental or mommy and daddy’s house.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31860 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 10:33 am to
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There are now apparently "consultant firms" popping up in Cali and these liberal states to handle this stuff

Genius. Fight fire with fire. Listen to loud music 24/7, bang on the walls, frick with the thermostat, make life generally difficult. And as soon as the squatter leaves the house, change the locks.
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