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Posted on 7/4/19 at 1:12 pm to diddlydawg7
If it’s not real fresh not good. Otherwise it is awesome served with a mix of sour cream, lemon juice and dill. I hate fishy fish.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 1:12 pm to diddlydawg7
My Barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented Stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"
While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut
Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a...
She drank a lot
I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"
And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
So I was in a rented Stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"
While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut
Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a...
She drank a lot
I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"
And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Posted on 7/4/19 at 1:34 pm to LarryDavid
Went to Whole Foods this morning and bought NYC style lox and a couple of fresh bagels. Came home, added cream cheese and enjoyed the hell out of it. Good fish.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 1:48 pm to diddlydawg7
Salmon is great. Sorry you cant cook it right.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 1:51 pm to SEClint
quote:
Salmon is great.
Thanks guys!
*I’m bookmarking this thread and just pretending all of these responses are really about me
Posted on 7/4/19 at 1:54 pm to Kcrad
You forgot sushi there, Bubba....
Posted on 7/4/19 at 1:59 pm to diddlydawg7
Bream sandwiches are pretty bad
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:01 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
I don’t care how healthy it is. frick that shite.
Its the best tasting fish in the world. Gotta get Pacific Northwest Salmon though. The Atlantic is kind of bland.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:02 pm to diddlydawg7
Sheet -, salmon, lemon pepper, hot skillet, red wine.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:02 pm to diddlydawg7
Never been a fan of salmon either.
I’ll eat a lot of catfish, Bass, bream, and crappie.
And I like saltwater fish like snapper, redfish, tuba, mahi, etc
I’ll eat a lot of catfish, Bass, bream, and crappie.
And I like saltwater fish like snapper, redfish, tuba, mahi, etc
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:02 pm to Salmon
There is nothing quite like swimming through the break room during lunch on a Monday. Sometimes Ill eat my food cold on Monday because I refuse to use the microwave after 3 people have reheated salmon.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:06 pm to AutoYes_Clown
quote:
I don't like the fishy taste of Salmon
If salmon tastes fishy then its old.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:08 pm to diddlydawg7
TIL: Lots of people eat old, overcooked salmon.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:10 pm to diddlydawg7
Dude. Don't eat the skin or the gray part of the meat. That's the blood line and it taste awful.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:10 pm to diddlydawg7
Try a piece of Faroe Island salmon.
shite is farmed in the ocean, and has a ton of fat, which makes it a great piece of fish to grill. No worries of drying out quickly
I've brought my Mother every type of Salmon, and other than King, FI salmon is top notch.
shite is farmed in the ocean, and has a ton of fat, which makes it a great piece of fish to grill. No worries of drying out quickly
I've brought my Mother every type of Salmon, and other than King, FI salmon is top notch.
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:24 pm to diddlydawg7
Well when you filet a fish you should trim off all the red meat before eating but they taste like shite because salmon are only red meat.
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