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Ryan Clark says he's being "profiled" by the music choices of his Uber drivers

Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:01 pm
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
65332 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:01 pm
I've never seen someone who is capable of perpetual victimhood like this guy. It's impressive honestly.

Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11866 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:02 pm to
Pride of LSU. Guy is such a dumb twat.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72854 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:03 pm to
Can we trade him to another SEC team?
This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5411 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:03 pm to
frick Ryan Clark.

Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37102 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:04 pm to
CTE is wild
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7174 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:06 pm to
I like it when the Uber driver asks me what I want on the radio or whether I want it off. I don't want to get blasted by Tupac on a Sunday morning.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129423 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:07 pm to
Ive never had an uber driver ask

They just blast what they want
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40586 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:07 pm to
Ehh... I shoot pool with some Venezuelans sometimes at my local watering hole.

When they walk in I head straight for the jukebox and play Hey Baby Que Paso by the Texas Tornados just to get in their heads.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5971 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:09 pm to
Let's break this down. Imagine for a second that you grow up in a country where your education is fully funded because of your ability to play a collegiate sport. Then imagine that you are good enough at that sport and get enough exposure while your college is being paid for that you leave your university with a degree and you get the opportunity to continue playing that game for a salary that places you in the upper echelon of earners in the entire country. Imagine then that you have a long and fruitful financial career before retiring from that game in your 30's and you then are able to land a job in media, working for one of the largest sports media franchises on the planet. Imagine you'll be able to travel to major events including super bowls, playoff games, drafts, etc all on company money, allowing you to see all parts of the country. Imagine being on work trips paid for by the company where you need to take an uber to the job sites the lucrative career you are blessed to have pays you for after making millions of dollars and having a free college education to boot.........................................................................



And you still find a way to complain and make yourself a victim. Ryan Clark is a multimillionaire living in the United States of America. This means, for those scoring at home, Ryan has enjoyed a lifestyle and level of wealth that puts him higher than 99.9% of the 110-120 billion estimated humans that have ever walked the earth. And yet, he's a "victim."
This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 12:14 pm
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
6013 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:09 pm to
how miserable it must be to racialize every aspect of your thoughts and interactions with other people.

RC derangement is more than just woke. CTE may actually play a part. He needs serious help.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31318 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Ive never had an uber driver ask

They just blast what they want



I’ve been picked up with country music playing by some black dude and I wanted to tell him bruh I don’t like this crap either
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
17747 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:13 pm to
My uber experience is they either don't play music or the play what they want so I can't relate at all.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58632 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:15 pm to
I feel ya - I was ok with whatever the uber driver picked until one time the driver CHANGED it to the oldies

Really?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13751 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:16 pm to
At this point, does anyone take what this guy says seriously?
Posted by Muahahaha
Ohio
Member since Nov 2005
6854 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:16 pm to
He’s every bit as problematic as Jemele Hill.
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
6038 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:16 pm to
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I’m tired of being musically profiled in Ubers!

Me too...

I don't even look like Ryan Clark.

And I hate Kendrick Lamar...

But still they blare it.
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15942 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:17 pm to
What a miserable person
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37194 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:17 pm to
Everything is racial. Always

It has to be exhausting to be so consumed by race .
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3128 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:20 pm to
EDIT: JiminyCricket nailed it, don’t even bother reading mine.

Serious question, is this guy OK?

Relatively speaking, he had a good football career and has had a high-profile broadcasting career. By any objective measure, he’s been incredibly successful and has won the game of life.

So it’s bizarre to me that whenever he speaks, he sounds like someone who believes he’s Kunta Kinte.
This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24563 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 12:22 pm to
For all the LSU stars who get ESPN coverage like the Boogers and the Marcus Spears, you're eventually gonna get some losers like RC.
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