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re: Remote Amazon tribe gets Starlink becomes hooked on porn and social media

Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:35 pm to
It's what they deserve for getting me hooked on porn with all their topless women posing for National Geographic magazines in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5172 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:35 pm to
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WAIT... there is a company called Amazon?
And they’re connecting via a (South) African-American’s technology.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41087 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:36 pm to
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I don't belive any of this crap happened.


Well…this is a stout thread.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182329 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:36 pm to
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Well…this is a stout thread.


You got me. I wrote the NY Times article just to make this thread

Dumbass
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5541 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:37 pm to
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Probably never even occurred to them to blow their load on their partner’s face



idk, I've watched some of the earliest from the 1920's or whatever and to my surprise and they were all about that shite.


Makes me curious to know just how long people have been doing that kind of stuff? forever? For some reason I thought it came about sometime in the 70's
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
7009 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:37 pm to
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another tribesman, Alfredo Marubo


Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41087 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:37 pm to
So tilted can’t even get the source right lol. Man you are dumb as hell.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182329 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:39 pm to
Oh no...I misspoke. No one ever does that

Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
1481 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:45 pm to
Oh yeah, definitely not good. They are unfortunately doomed to a large extent.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15530 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:47 pm to
bullshite. I'm supposed to believe a remote tribe understands a written language well enough to use a keyboard for Internet searches?
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6340 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:53 pm to
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quote:
another tribesman, Alfredo Marubo





best post of the day.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31528 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:19 pm to
How are they powering it
Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
1956 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:21 pm to
So they went down the same terrible technology road as our society did. They just seem to have gotten there faster.

“When it arrived, everyone was happy,” Tsainama Marubo, 73, told The New York Times. “But now, things have gotten worse.”

I feel ya Tsainama…right there with ya brother.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:26 pm to
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How are they powering it


Hamsters. Chicken donated a few of his old ones.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182329 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:27 pm to
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How are they powering it




The heat from the friction when they jack off creates steam that turns turbines
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65371 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:37 pm to
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connected to the World Wide Web last September after 20 antennas were donated to them by American entrepreneur Allyson Reneau
White chicks - destroyers of worlds.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26701 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:53 pm to
Wow. Amazing! Really full circle here, cause before internet, I used to fap to the Marubo tribe women in National Geographic
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38346 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:54 pm to
They’re just like us
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134899 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:54 pm to
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Remote Amazon tribe
I use a remote to watch Amazon Prime...
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
2354 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 2:54 pm to
At the moment, has the internet helped us more or hurt us more?
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