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AUCom96
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
| Location: | Alabama |
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| Registered on: | 5/12/2020 |
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re: Auburn you cowards
Posted by AUCom96 on 12/8/25 at 8:43 am to RTRnFlorida
Go teabag a drunk, neck.
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re: Gray Divorce Rates are skyrocketing.
Posted by AUCom96 on 12/7/25 at 9:21 am to SuperSaint
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Oh look, Boomers only thinking about themselves again. More news at 10!
Is divorce unique to "boomers"? I guess the millennials are too busy trying to figure out which color of the rainbow they belong to and which variety of produce best satisfies their sex drive to concern themselves with marriage.
re: Netflix Has Won the Bidding War for WBD. Paramount launches hostile takeover
Posted by AUCom96 on 12/5/25 at 8:59 am to WicKed WayZ
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If that’s the kind of movie experience you want, kindly sit this one out
Yeah, driving across town to try and figure out which broken kiosk machine might sell you a ticket or wait in the long popcorn line to actually buy or show your ticket, plus dealing with a host of feral idiots with their phones open running their mouths the entire length of the movie, sticky floors, popcorn everywhere, often bad sound... unless you're fortunate enough to just have a really good theater (not commonly the case anymore) the theater experience is mostly just overpaying for a big screen.
I don't love pedoflix, but the theaters haven't helped their cause.
re: Aftyn Behn about to take an L in Nashville
Posted by AUCom96 on 12/4/25 at 6:56 am to LordSaintly
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Exactly. Nashville is the only reason this was close.
Let this be a lesson to all of those who say the California refugees moving south and east "are conservative". These people are a plague to every city they infest.
If you need an unhinged, whiny temper tantrum... Dano is the money. Outside of that, eh.
I think dude would have probably been happier staying at the level of Liberty. College football coach right now has to be one of the most chaotic jobs there is. You have to be really hungry and after bombing out at Ole Miss, I'm not sure Freeze was locked in enough for this level.
re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)
Posted by AUCom96 on 11/30/25 at 8:30 am to WeagleEagle
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Florida is melting because they are getting Sumrall. We are melting because we aren’t. What a world we live in these days.
We're melting because the best we could do after firing the worst Auburn coach in any of our lifetimes is promote his assistant who has a lifetime losing record as a head coach. Sumrall turning us down is just a sad side note.
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It will not be Durkin. High authority.
If not, it would be something worse... like Charles Kelly.
re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)
Posted by AUCom96 on 11/30/25 at 7:30 am to makersmark1
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But I sure don’t want 5 years at 8 million with a 20 million dollar buyout.
You'll get it also with Durkin or close enough, because that guy will be on the hot seat day one and every player at the high school level or players in portal negotiations will be hearing "This guy won't be here for long." Our idiotic PTB will pay him to try and combat the narrative... like they always do.
re: To cap this season off, what are the odds the coaching search flops
Posted by AUCom96 on 11/30/25 at 5:45 am to MsGarrison
We hire Durkin.
Fans are unhappy.
We hold presser announcing Durkin and he speaks.
Fans start talking about how great a speech it was.
A couple of our bigger 5-7 athletes return for next season because "Durkin".
Comparisons to Dye begin in earnest amongst the fan base.
We hire another gimmicky spread offense coordinator our wise men tell us is the next big thing.
Carnell and maybe a couple of other former Auburn greats join the staff.
Recruiting sucks, but Daniels is hyped as the next coming of Jason Campbell for next year.
We turn in another losing season, but the future is bright!
Repeat coaching search in three/four years.
Auburn football is a poorly written soap opera and we've been here before.
Fans are unhappy.
We hold presser announcing Durkin and he speaks.
Fans start talking about how great a speech it was.
A couple of our bigger 5-7 athletes return for next season because "Durkin".
Comparisons to Dye begin in earnest amongst the fan base.
We hire another gimmicky spread offense coordinator our wise men tell us is the next big thing.
Carnell and maybe a couple of other former Auburn greats join the staff.
Recruiting sucks, but Daniels is hyped as the next coming of Jason Campbell for next year.
We turn in another losing season, but the future is bright!
Repeat coaching search in three/four years.
Auburn football is a poorly written soap opera and we've been here before.
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Jordan hare site 87000 for 4-6 home games and tickets as much as 10x
Eagle flew good.
So we fire the worst Auburn football coach in nearly a century and hire his coordinator to "keep his 5-7 team together"?
We have a booster problem and the money is no longer worth the bottom of the league results. Until those people have their claws removed from the football program, we're the new Vandy.
We have a booster problem and the money is no longer worth the bottom of the league results. Until those people have their claws removed from the football program, we're the new Vandy.
re: we can officially close the books on the Freezus Era at AU
Posted by AUCom96 on 11/30/25 at 12:06 am to FearlessFreep
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and the same collection of mAUlcontents that picked Freezus out of the landfill are tasked with picking our next HC
And will likely hire his overhyped DC to replace him and keep this losing team together. JABA.
If we hire Durkin, screw the booster cash. They are the problem and if we have to push them away, can't be much worse.
Freeze is the worst coach in nearly a century at Auburn. No coach from that staff should EVER coach here again.
Freeze is the worst coach in nearly a century at Auburn. No coach from that staff should EVER coach here again.
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Frick it let’s ride with DJ give him 5mill and buy all the players
Like we did with Freeze?
We have a much bigger problems than a coach and until those people are gone, we'd be better off saving our money or spending it on other sports.
7 wins, tops.
He's gone in two or three years. Like Chizik, the fans would hate the hire from the start, he'd have next to zero leverage on assistants and we'd have a chaotic hodge-podge roster of mercs. But I don't see another Cam Newton showing up.
He's gone in two or three years. Like Chizik, the fans would hate the hire from the start, he'd have next to zero leverage on assistants and we'd have a chaotic hodge-podge roster of mercs. But I don't see another Cam Newton showing up.
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This is my concern. If he thinks he going to come in here and out tough everyone he's going to get his eyes beat out by the teams with all the 5 stars lol
He played in the SEC and coached at UK and Ole Miss. I'd be shocked if he doesn't understand the value of recruiting.
Harsin played and coached mostly in a small, not terribly competitive conference at a program that had a winning tradition through several coaching administrations. It was a gift-wrapped winning program. I do think he was a decent coach, just an a-hole and he - and likely the man who hired him - had a chip on their shoulder from the start about the boosters. Not a great formula for success. Freeze, on the other hand, was a scheme guy who feasted off rules loopholes same as Malzahn. (Although I think Gus had a much better understanding of the game) He recruited well but his talent evaluation was about as poor as Gus.
re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)
Posted by AUCom96 on 11/24/25 at 7:05 am to Poker Dough
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The biggest positive about Drink for me is I could sleep at night knowing if one of The Indigo Girls died, he could jump right in and nobody would know the difference
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Vandy and Baylor games really bit into our defensive statistics
Next week likely will even more. Bama has a good QB.
re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)
Posted by AUCom96 on 11/22/25 at 6:27 am to trinidadtiger
Last time I felt like Auburn forced an OC on a coach was Tony Franklin.
Didn't go well, to say the least.
Didn't go well, to say the least.
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Gus is coming back as OC!
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