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re: New Jardiance baseball commercial

Posted by FCP on 5/15/25 at 8:14 pm
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I’d take the little chubber to pound town in a heartbeat…
100%
Oldest graduates HS next Friday. Straight As, almost first year of college done via dual enrollment. On track to graduate SELU in 3 years in accounting and get first year of MBA done via TOPS.

He'll be a commuter student (like his parents), so he's not exactly leaving home anytime soon. OTOH, it seems like I was dropping him off for 1st grade about a month ago.

re: DWI probation…

Posted by FCP on 5/10/25 at 9:07 pm
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Starting in 2017 cars will have breathalyzers mandated in them to blow before you can drive
:confused: :confused:
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He is a Tiger Droppings junkie
Is his TD handle CheerWhine by any chance?

re: Best and Worst Airports in US

Posted by FCP on 5/8/25 at 1:48 am
Flying to/from the Big Island of Hawaii was pretty smooth. Admittedly it lacked a lot of the amenities that are commonplace elsewhere, but as far as the logistics of disembarking / getting into a rental, it was great.

There’s also a small airport down close to San Diego that was always smooth when I was living out there. I lived closer to LAX, but I could go down there and grab a flight way faster than dealing with the pandemonium of LAX.
Worst for me these past couple of years has been some kind of Orange Paper Wasp. Slightly larger than red wasps, but as ornery as a hornet off his meds. Also strangely few affects from wasp spray.

re: Favorite Expressions and Why...

Posted by FCP on 5/5/25 at 9:54 pm
Old fart I work with told me: "You should never rassle a pig. You'll get covered in shite, and the pig will enjoy it."

Come to think of it, I'm pretty much an old fart myself. Which reminds ms: "Get Off My Lawn!"

re: The American dream is boring

Posted by FCP on 5/4/25 at 3:07 pm
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Rows of houses that are all the same
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes all the same
There's a pink one and a green one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same
Everything you love about Baton Rouge...
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I used to enjoy NPR's variety shows, non political, but eventually even those became political so I haven't listened in years.
I listen to NPR every morning starting at 7AM until they assail GEOTUS. Which is usually by 7:05 AM.
My personal truck is a Tundra with its infamous snap-off antenna. Snapped mine off in the housing, and the only way to replace it requires taking off the right front fender and taking apart the passenger side door frame. So, it has been Bluetooth only since 2021. Maybe 98.1 if I'm close to BR, but that's about it.

re: Good festivals in Louisiana

Posted by FCP on 4/27/25 at 10:02 pm
Definitely not the Strawberry Festival. Unfortunately, they seem to hold the local chapter meeting for Murder, Inc. at the same time/place.

re: Fast food upcharge scam

Posted by FCP on 4/27/25 at 12:02 am
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Take the word "regular" out of your vocabulary. It is probably the only word in existence that means something different to damn near every person in the world.
Regularly
Mundane trivia: My uncle lived nearby and was a building contractor of some kind who did work on Favre's house. Nothing huge but I do have a couple of concrete rings which were supposedly from that jobsite. Apparently they were supposed to form the base of some columns, although knowing my uncle (RIP in peace), it could have just been rank bullshite.
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Is there any reason I can’t make roughly one hour connection
Same question but ATL and Delta. Going to Italy. BTR to ATL to Paris to Venice. Mid Dec 2025.

The layover in ATL is 43 minutes. Delta has an earlier flight about of BTR, and I'm thinking of moving departure back to then. Even though we will already be inside the system by that point, I'm just nervous that 43 minutes is cutting it too closely.
Sued Acadian Ambulance in small claims court due to a dispute over a bill. Basically, they were listed as a provider in my insurance paperwork, but they were claiming it was a "different" Acadian Ambulance. There were some other factors, but that was the gist. Filed a Petition for Declaratory Judgment. Actual pretrial resolution was to terms which were in a nondisclosure agreement, and my suit was voluntarily dismissed shortly thereafter.

Caveat: I'm a lawyer.

re: Outdoor tv: Any moisture issues?

Posted by FCP on 4/24/25 at 10:28 pm
Get a cheap one and invest like $5 in silicone plugs for the hdmi ports. And any other ports where moisture could have a point of ingress. The $200 Walmart special will last at least 5 years and maybe a full decade at long as it's not sitting in water.

Just as a point of reference, I had a buddy who pulled TVs out of the debris left after the 2016 flood in Denham Springs. Both TVs were completely submerged. He got them out, made sure they were dry, and they were still working several years later.

re: Divorced women (who married gay dude)?

Posted by FCP on 4/23/25 at 9:06 pm
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became Transgender after getting divorced. He/she is engaged to a woman now, which is always confusing to me
Family friend from long ago has a son who first decided he was gay and then decided he was transgender. Now, he's dating another dude who is (only?) gay.

I generally DGAF what consenting adults do, but every time that crosses my 51 year old brain, I get a headache.