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re: LUNCH THREAD- the wall of text love affair edition
Posted by FCP on 10/8/26 at 12:43 pm to madamsquirrel
Lunch will be some black bean soup later.
re: Any current or former Modanifil users
Posted by FCP on 10/7/26 at 8:25 pm to Chorizo chang
quote:shite worked for me. Kinda like a semi-legal coke without the good feelings. Just awake and alert. I never acquired it through approved channels--there was always some kind of Moda-cat website overseas that would ship it no questions asked. But, circa 2010-2015, I took it probably weekly to stay awake and meet deadlines. Personal record during that time was wake up Sunday morning and went back to bed early AM the following Saturday.
former Modanifil users
Obviously, it's not a good idea if you have any kind of insomnia. It never caused any kind of other negative side effects--at least not that I know of. Ended up getting a "normal" 8-5 job, and left those pills in my desk. Did take a couple a few years back when I had to make an overnight drive from Miami to BR, but otherwise it messes up my sleep too much to take it regularly.
Great grandma lived to like 105, so I’m pretty sure I’m getting close to middle age at this point (52).
Need to let Mrs. FCP know I’m ready to buy a convertible.
Need to let Mrs. FCP know I’m ready to buy a convertible.
re: Isaias - Moving inland and then Off to the NE
Posted by FCP on 10/6/26 at 7:07 pm to trussthetruzz
quote:Man, that black line in the center can EAD.
latest gfs ensembles
Much like OysterPoboy is gonna have to do.
re: GF found my Tigerdroppings. Anyone else had this? I feel a little cooked.
Posted by FCP on 10/5/26 at 11:22 pm to Turnblad85
quote:I heard $350, made payable to C.A.S.H. (Chaotic Advice & Suspicious Help)
if you make a $400 donation to the Free Range All Fowl Fund
I guess hamster kibble ain’t as cheap as it used to be.
re: Isaias - Moving inland and then Off to the NE
Posted by FCP on 10/5/26 at 6:09 pm to fightin tigers
quote::bow:
He means OysterPoBoy is soon to be known as a dick sucker.
We left right near end of the 3rd quarter. We heard the start of the 4th while waiting for the GD train that decided to pass while we were hiking out to the hay fields. We made it out the back of River Road and down to Nicholson/Gardere by game end. And still had to drive another hour to make it home. Finally stepped out of the shower at 12:15 AM this morning.
Back in my younger days, I could stay (and drink) without issue. These days, it takes a toll on me, even without alcohol. Getting old suuuuuuuuucks, although it beats the alternative.
Back in my younger days, I could stay (and drink) without issue. These days, it takes a toll on me, even without alcohol. Getting old suuuuuuuuucks, although it beats the alternative.
re: Is there a worse coaching staff in the NFL than the Dallas Cowboys?
Posted by FCP on 10/4/26 at 1:45 pm to grizzlylongcut
quote:GM rode the short bus.
HC/OC & DC gotta be the most inept fricking retards in the league.
re: Angola Prison Rodeo experiences
Posted by FCP on 9/29/26 at 1:14 pm to fightin tigers
quote:That’s where I landed on it. I’ve only been once. Approx two years ago. Took my youngest who was 15 at the time and made the trip with friends from church who go there every year.
cool cultural event that may one day become a thing of the past.
They recommended getting there way early. I think we were eating breakfast at the St. Francisville Mickey Ds around 7AM. It made for a long day, but the time passed pretty quickly.
Be sure you have plenty of fuel in your vehicle. There aren’t any stations from US61 all the way to Angola, and you’ll be idling for at least an hour when exiting. Security was surprisingly unobtrusive—you could pretty much walk in/out of the area without issue.
It is a fully cash event. There’s plenty of food and drinks available, but no credit cards anywhere that I could find. Food is standard issue SELA festival fare. Lots of fried foods, sausage, etc. Cell service was surprisingly good, at least until everyone was leaving. At that point, it went to shite.
Definitely worth making a first trip. Not sure I’ll ever make a return visit, but for sure worth doing 1x.
quote:Nah, I just go look in the mirror if anything comes up.
Do you have a lawyer?
Actually, that’s not true at all. I’ve got plenty of lawyers in my orbit. One in particular for criminal defense that I’ve used. Remember walking into his office and being blown away by all the LSU paraphernalia. Come to find out that circa Nick Saban, this dude was the fixer for all the student athletes. Most folks—even those in the legal community—wouldn’t know his name, but that dude had the ability to make shite disappear.
quote:Wasn’t that Beth? I always assumed she was a dyke.
the first LBGT commentator!
quote:Tell you what, that EO will prevent enforcement for the next couple of years for sure. “Sorry, Officer, I filled it up back in 2026 during Landry’s emergency order. Just had it parked since then.”
Like they’re not already running red diesel
re: Acronyms have made word salad emails even more unreadable
Posted by FCP on 9/20/26 at 8:45 am to LegendInMyMind
quote:Unrelated, but I will ban all flat head screws.
When I become King acronyms will be outlawed.
quote:In fairness, it was after child no. 3, so I’m doing my part over here. Actually it was right after both no. 2 and 3 (twins) were born.
And you degenerates keep getting vasectomies
In two years time we went from no kids, (somewhat) affluent, dual income to piss poor broke single income.
quote:That was my thought. Hell, I didn’t get off work until 9PM last night, home by 9:30, just in time to finally eat lunch and get ready for 6AM.
Who has that kind of time outside of working hours..?
No idea about the engine, but from my experience out here on the north side of Baton Rouge, the $25K Chevy Traverse (???) is going to be a strong candidate to replace the Nissan Altima.
re: The Cultural Phenomenon of Backing Into Parking Spaces.
Posted by FCP on 9/10/26 at 12:34 am to DiamondDog
quote:Telco worker here. Backing is mandatory--unless there are other, safer options. Doing that multiple times daily while working 60+ hrs/wk will make you back your wife's minivan into her spot at church, before getting out and heading to the back to set out 4 cones. :banghead:
Some industrial plants require it
re: Sideline Passes for LA Tech Game
Posted by FCP on 9/7/26 at 5:43 pm to CerRegKnockoutArtist
Circa Les Miles, a friend of ours had 2 sideline passes. He was basically a super salesman for one of the chemical companies, and he was the kind of person who knew everyone and would ask anyone for anything. Somehow through his connections, he ended up with the passes. He would take anyone who asked with him to games and onto the field. There are at least a couple photos of Les Miles with my buddy and our church's pastor standing in the background. Anyway, he passed away a few years ago, and I'm pretty sure his son kept the passes. I still keep in touch with their respective wife and mom, so I'll try to find out. Regardless, the point is there are definitely "normal" folks out there with field passes who can get you onto the sideline.
re: Im Blind
Posted by FCP on 9/4/26 at 10:29 am to Hangover Haven
quote:No shite. We’ve got baws on here that can’t figure out unkept vs unkempt even though they can see just fine.
For a blind guy, you type really well...
re: When did you buy your first house and how much did it cost?
Posted by FCP on 9/2/26 at 3:10 pm to Ramblin Wreck
2010. New construction. Already owned the land. Around $220K all-in. 4 br, 3.5 bath.
We’ve since added a carport, pool, concrete driveway, etc. According to Allstate, replacement value is just shy of $400K.
Right before we built, I was looking at a house near North St in Baton Rouge. I needed an office near downtown, and with interest rates historically low, I almost pulled the plug on a 2 br place for around $30K. Figured that even though it was a shitty neighborhood that I’d only be in/out during daylight hours. Monthly payment would’ve only been around $200 or so, maybe less. Ended up sharing a “real” office with another person for a few years instead.
We’ve since added a carport, pool, concrete driveway, etc. According to Allstate, replacement value is just shy of $400K.
Right before we built, I was looking at a house near North St in Baton Rouge. I needed an office near downtown, and with interest rates historically low, I almost pulled the plug on a 2 br place for around $30K. Figured that even though it was a shitty neighborhood that I’d only be in/out during daylight hours. Monthly payment would’ve only been around $200 or so, maybe less. Ended up sharing a “real” office with another person for a few years instead.
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