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re: Define "Trashiest Thing Ever" - FCP
.Was in a customer's home yesterday. Hooking up HSIA for them. Part of the Access from AT&T program that gives cheap rates to customers who qualify for medicaid/foodstamps. They definitely qualified. Anyway, the customer was a 400+ pound female constrained to her bed due to knee injuries. Adult ...
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re: Is anything sexier than a slight chubby that holds it well? (nsfw) - FCP
Not gonna lie: Wood. ...
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re: Came across this little jewel in a library's "free material" rack - FCP
[quote]What do these words mean when combined to form a sentence?[/quote] [quote]I was renewing a book at the library today[/quote] That better?...
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Came across this little jewel in a library's "free material" rack - FCP
Renewing a book at the library today, and I came across this gem in the "free" rack. [img]https://i.imgur.com/gnDnSgB.jpg[/img] Best I can tell, it's a set of Shaker Stitch Vest patterns, copyright circa 1985. It even still has the $1.57 Walmart price tag. For some reason, I was fascinated int...
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re: Spencer Callahan, “I wanna help” - FCP
Worked with him for a few weeks back when he was in law school. From what I could tell, he was just as much of a douche then as now. AFAIK, he’s from BR. ...
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re: DAT 8/13: Off day edition...there will be no loss at home today - FCP
How about a Reddick bunt in this situation? Take advantage of the shift. ETA: NVM :lol:...
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re: I introduce to the OT the Malaysian Wood Nymph - FCP
[quote]He's a nymph maniac.[/quote]ISWYDT...
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re: Replacing a Phone Jack - FCP
The blue/white pair is the conventional first line in an ethernet jack. Orange/white is the conventional second line. In a green/red pair, white connects to green (tip) and blue connects to red (ring). Line in use is usually a short somewhere in the circuit. You could track it down jack-by-jack, ...
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re: I have a huge problem - FCP
[quote]Just for giggles Google pictures of moth and jaw cancer from chewing. It will make you stop. People loose half of their face. No mouth left. Most commit suicide. [/quote]Bet you're a lot of fun at parties....
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re: Longest You've Gone Without Sleep - FCP
Back during my coke days, I would wake up on Sunday morning 8 AM and go to bed the following Friday night at midnight. Maybe a 20 minute catnap on Wednesday night. But, usually 136 hours straight through. Amazing how much shite you can get done when you take out sleeping....
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re: Trump "attack" /assassination attempt (of POTUS and family) foiled in PA - FCP
[quote]USSS friend of mine says they investigate all threats against the POTUS... [/quote]I took a meeting with a potential client a decade ago, and, unbeknownst to me, the same guy had recently made some kind of threat against the President. I declined to represent his interests (in a bogus, decade...
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re: Do you have a friend that would help you hide the bodies? - FCP
[quote]Do you have a friend that would help you hide the bodies?[/quote]Yup. And vice versa. Speaking hypothetically, of course, there may have been a time when this question was answered IRL. It would’ve been a long time ago and in a country without an extradition treaty. Hypothetically. ...
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re: DAT 7/27: Arlington (Gallardo) @ Houston (Keuchel) 7:10 CT AT&T Sportsnet - FCP
[quote]Streaker!!! [/quote]Guy had moves, I’ll give him that. My daughter made the observation (from the upper decks), “That man is naked!”...
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re: DAT 7/27: Arlington (Gallardo) @ Houston (Keuchel) 7:10 CT AT&T Sportsnet - FCP
[quote]No Correa and No Altuve[/quote]At the game tonight and just realized they were missing from the lineup. What’s the story on that? Another rest day for a couple of our best hitters?...
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re: Purple Mattress Owners? - FCP
[quote]guest bedrooms[/quote]Subtle brag. ...
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re: What’s your next “cause I want it” purchase - FCP
Coke. And also revamping outside room from several offices into one large game room. Shortly after that’s done: A pool table and drum set. ...
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re: Best Dry Cleaning Service in Baton Rouge? - FCP
Suttons on Government near Acadian does mine. They also do a shit-ton of work for the downtown BR legal community. Looking through the names over there is like reading the members list of the Baton Rouge Bar Association. ...
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re: Most lewd sounding town name in each state - FCP
Bush, LA had to be a close second....
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re: Building a house: what are some things you don’t like about yours/things to avoid - FCP
Went with painted aluminum fascia, and now it’s starting to peel. It was supposed to be vinyl (trashy, I know, but IDGAF). Originally installed some cheap arse exterior doors around the perimeter. Those have taken some pretty good wear. I’d say if the door is going to be used daily, break out the ...
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re: Cream Soda is WAY more comfortable than Coke - FCP
[quote]Dr. Pepper = for kids. Adults look ridiculous ordering this [/quote]You. Me. Sonic, motherfricker. I’ll buy you a medium Dr. Pepper with that special Sonic ice after feeding you a knuckle sandwich. ...
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