FCP

[quote]ow should I find a lawyer after I win tomorrow?[/quote]We’ll find you. And bleed you dry. ...

Yeah, I carry it for the drugs. Sorry for partying?...

Buddy of mine ordered one from Russia. Or from one of the Soviet republics maybe. Anyway, she was a blonde bombshell, but she was also bat shite crazy. Neurotic even. He managed to stay married for a decade or so before cutting her loose. She was definitely a golddigger, marrying him at age 50 when sh...

False. Former Tiger kicker David Browndyke says "hi." From [link=(http://www.lsusports.net/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=5200&ATCLID=1357733)]lsusports.net[/link], Browndyke "[h]olds the school record for most field goals in a career with 61 ... Received All-SEC honors from 1987 to 1989 ... Finished...

I grew up in a Pentecostal/Apostolic church, and it was strict as hell. No pun intended. I'm male, so the dress code wasn't a huge deal for me, but the females were expected to exude modesty in all outward appearances. Dresses, long hair, no makeup, etc. No TVs, movies, etc. Public school was frowne...

[link=(https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/politics/colbert-show-writer-tweets-that-they-are-we-just-glad-they-ruined-brett-kavanaughs-life/79304704/)]Again[/link]?...

This is a situation tailor-made for a bright red MAGA cap. Or possibly the camouflage with orange lettering model that your boy FCP wears when he's trying to piss off some libs. ...

[quote] How do you prevent a sore throat and a runny nose?[/quote]Personally, I lay off coke for a few days, and my sinus problems go away. When that’s not an option, I use plenty of nasal spray, Claritin, and suphedrine. ...

[quote]Damn long speech![/quote]FIFY...

[quote]What are the peak evening rush hour times in Baton Rouge?[/quote]Yes...

I was humming a few bars of Clapton’s opus today: She don’t lie, She don’t lie, She don’t lie. Cocaine. Unrelated: Had a friend just received a care package from Bolivia. Made that song cross my mind for some reason. ...

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[quote]Quiznos[/quote]Don’t know about your experience, but Quiznos has always been pretty damn good when I’ve been able to find one. Definitely WAY better that Subway. Our company brought in Firehouse breakfast/lunch subs for a few weeks after the 2016 flood. They were pretty damn legit, all th...

[quote]Do they still have these classes[/quote]Yup. Two out of three of mine went through the testing and took (are taking) the gifted classes. Subtle brag, I know. My other kid just passed the school's gifted test this year and will now take the Parish's gifted test to see if she qualifies for the ...

[quote]Chuck P finna eat[/quote][b]F[/b]uck [b]C[/b]huck [b]P[/b]. With kindest regards I remain, FCP...

[quote]Anderson Cooper should be kneeling[/quote]FIFY. Because, well, you know why......

[quote] quote: WPDE 15 has Sydney Gleen reporting on the storm quote: Cute but she is a fatty in waiting [/quote] [img]http://static-25.sinclairstoryline.com/resources/media/a2fad0ca-fe45-46e0-91c7-3d6b35b8e747-a2fad0cafe4546e091c73d6b35b8e747rendition_0_Sydneyresizedpic.jpg?1477681123...

I just shake my head at the folks doing retirement planning at the convenience store counter. I work out in the field, so I’m a frequent convenience store customer. Never fails: If I’m in a hurry, some douche will be holding up the line while he ponders the odds of #2 vs #4. But, the best is...

[quote]slower than a fat girl at Walmart after the battery on her rascal dies out in the middle of the little Debbie isle [/quote] :lol:...

[quote]agglomeration[/quote]Damn, we getting high class verbiage up in here. ...