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re: Remote Amazon tribe gets Starlink becomes hooked on porn and social media

Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:03 pm to
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Meanwhile, others say that they’ve fallen victim to internet scams given that they lack digital literacy,


I’m going to need the author to expand on this one.

What scams could they fall for?

Even shite like the tide pod challenge I doubt they have tide pods
This post was edited on 6/4/24 at 1:04 pm
Posted by White Bear
probably
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:04 pm to
Five-knuckle shuffle is undefeated.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:04 pm to
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Curious what genre of porn they watch


I wonder when any of the village women will start an Only Fans
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:06 pm to
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“Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet,” she explained. “They’re learning the ways of the white people.”


First things first. White people aren't the laziest groups out there.

Second. White people don't exclusively have internet access.

That dude is a dumb arse.
This post was edited on 6/4/24 at 1:07 pm
Posted by Chair45
Member since May 2024
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:09 pm to
if this tribe is remote, how do they have electronic devices and know how to use them?

what do they speak?

Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:09 pm to
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They should have just left those poor people alone.


100%

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Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, inyour opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes,no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all thework, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
This post was edited on 6/4/24 at 1:10 pm
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:11 pm to
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My guess is not for white people they’d have a miserable existence.


What makes you think that a remote amazonian tribe would have a miserable existence if not for white people?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:12 pm to
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Always gotta blame it on the White man


Well, for better and for worse, we did invent almost literally everything that is necessary for our modern world.

Posted by PrimeTime Money
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:12 pm to
Maybe when I see the words “remote tribe” I’m picturing something stupid in my head… but I’m imagining skinny people with big bellies who are wearing grass skirts while living in little huts in the jungle who look like they haven’t bathed in a year.

Then they mentioned they have smart phones and video games. Now I have a lot of questions.

How does a remote tribe in the jungle charge their phones or plug in their tvs and video game systems?

I’m thoroughly confused.




Also, to combat the internet addiction, the tribesmen limit the kid’s internet use to 7 HOURS A DAY???
This post was edited on 6/4/24 at 1:17 pm
Posted by Corinthians420
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Member since Jun 2022
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:12 pm to
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Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, inyour opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes,no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all thework, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

Yep. One of my favorite quotes. Do you think there was a 30 year mortgage for teepees?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33489 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:18 pm to
Wait until they discover Amazon's one-click buy button

They gonna have drones dropping in all sorts of cool shite


WAIT... there is a company called Amazon? Funny how fate works.





This post was edited on 6/4/24 at 1:19 pm
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:23 pm to
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Learning the ways of white people? My guess is not for white people they’d have a miserable existence.


Come on man...
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6340 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:23 pm to
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“When it arrived, everyone was happy,” Tsainama Marubo, 73, told The New York Times. “But now, things have gotten worse.”

“Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet,” she explained. “They’re learning the ways of the white people.”


Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:27 pm to
I don't belive any of this crap happened.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:28 pm to
These were my first thoughts as well.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:28 pm to
In another six months or so they’ll think all their leaders are pedophiles and every election is fraudulent.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30338 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:29 pm to
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Maybe when I see the words “remote tribe” I’m picturing something stupid in my head… but I’m imagining skinny people with big bellies who are wearing grass skirts while living in little huts in the jungle who look like they haven’t bathed in a year.

Then they mentioned they have smart phones and video games. Now I have a lot of questions.

How does a remote tribe in the jungle charge their phones or plug in their tvs and video game systems?

I’m thoroughly confused.



B/c this story never actually happened. It's a made up story for clicks.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
32068 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:32 pm to
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The Marubo are a chaste tribe who even frown upon kissing in public — but Alfredo is anxious that the internet could upend standards of decorum.

He says many young Marubo men have been sharing porn videos in group chats and he has already observed more “aggressive sexual behavior” in some of them.
This is such a chaste tribe that they frown on kissing in public, yet ol' Alfredo has observed more aggressive sexual behavior among the young men.
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1437 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:33 pm to
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Curious what genre of porn they watch


shrunken headed, Aborigine midget gets stuck in a canoe porn
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
Member since Sep 2012
26844 posts
Posted on 6/4/24 at 1:33 pm to
Joe Rogan will be bringing this up to guests for years to come.
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