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Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:39 pm
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
2035 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:39 pm
I remember my pawpaw saying all kinds of crazy things over the years,especially his last few, but i never wrote any of them down. I started rattling off some “homemade” if you will, quotes that I came up with. I will bless you today with one of them and if this is a sucess then i cant see why we cant be writing our own history here on tigerdroppings! Making our personal quotes go down in internet history!
“That fire is hotter then back dimples on a super model”-lsubatmn1 i throw that one around when me and the buds are firing up the grill on gameday. What do you got?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
24237 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:42 pm to
Shove a pinecone up yer arse.

Sideways
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
25753 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:49 pm to
"LSUbatman is a shitty poster."

This one always has everyone in agreement "when me and the boys are firing up the grill on gameday."
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53633 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:55 pm to
Blee Dat

But I actually got it from Casey Robottom's father.

He's a former Tulane & St. Charles Catholic football player. Casey is.

His dad used to post in Ebonics on Nola.com's prep football message board.
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
2035 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:55 pm to
Well that sure isnt nice. You know what, im nice to everyone on here, never cross to anyone. Yet, i get hate post like this ALL THE TIME! Sure ive given out my fare share threats of handing out knuckle sandwiches, only when NECESSARY! Yet everyone hates me. I thought this was a place for tigah fans to come together as one but i guess i was wrong
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36660 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 3:57 pm to
The greatest obstacle in your life is yourself.
Posted by Friendly Satan
Member since Nov 2024
1779 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:01 pm to
Retirement is imminent
Posted by CartmansMom
Member since Jun 2026
59 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

Blee Dat


Didn't Martin Lawrence say this in Blue Streak or Bad Boys?
Posted by Seth Bullock
Member since Nov 2024
389 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:06 pm to
Young buck that I know was lamenting about his girlfriend being pregnant. I said "well, you can't unfrick her"
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53633 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Didn't Martin Lawrence say this in Blue Streak or Bad Boys?


I don't know.

I brought it in written form to Tiger Droppings around 2006.
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2496 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:10 pm to
Sometimes the question isn't why, the question is why not?

This one pisses my wife off.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
27224 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

The greatest obstacle in your life is yourself.


The more fun something is to do, the less it pays and if it's too much fun, you have to pay them.
Posted by tiger7166
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
2716 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:12 pm to
"You can chose your actions, not your consequences"
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
43179 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:15 pm to
I was saying Tig Ol Bitties before Lil Jon. He must have overheard me.

My buddies dad claims he invented the Frito pie. Love that one.
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43383 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:18 pm to
I'm in the 13th timezone
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
8213 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:18 pm to
Titty milk jewelry which spun off to titty milk during hurricane threads several years back. I think it actually made the bingo cards
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9372 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:20 pm to
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2371 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:21 pm to
Listen with your eyes.

Would make a great country song and even a solid t-shirt.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151177 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:26 pm to
I say ‘crooked as a roach dick’

I may have picked up the saying from my kids
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134912 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:29 pm to
Even iron wills turn to rust
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