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re: Quotes that you came up with yorself

Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:27 am to
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6865 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Any time I see some lazy arse job/work/patch job....I say it's "quarter assed."

Too lazy to even half arse it. It's half a half arse.


Well he's not exactly slow, but he's definitely not fast. He's kinda half fast.
Posted by MidCityTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
822 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 10:13 am to
quote:

"a promise made is a debt unpaid"


I think Robert W. Service may have beaten you to this in “The Cremation of Sam McGee.”

Pretty blatant plagiarism.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60309 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 10:58 am to
Not a professional quote maker but,

"In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I have been enlightened by my own intelligence."

Eh?
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
6034 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

I think Robert W. Service may have beaten you to this in “The Cremation of Sam McGee.”



Bob was (WAS) a good friend of mine until he "borrowed" that line from me.

Next time don't jump to conclusions before you start running those lips, bitch.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5534 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:23 pm to

Probably not the first person to use this but I've gotten a lot of strange looks when I reply, "does the Pope shite in the woods?"

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47840 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:42 pm to
I believe I was the first to say I've seen better walking through the quad.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
65096 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:49 pm to
"People are the worst."
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13693 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 12:56 pm to
Friend,

It seems to me almost arrogant to respond to such a question. Having confessed that possible sin of pride, I am grateful to God that, in 1999, while writing a letter to my Beloved, I included the valediction, “Faith, Hope, and Love,” borrowing from St. Paul. I had never seen those words used as a valediction before by anyone nor have I seen them since used in that way. It was a stroke of inspiration from the Holy Spirit, and I only use that closing when I feel as though God has spoken through my words.

Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
4303 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 1:35 pm to
You can't move forward if you're always looking in the rearview mirror at where you came from.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
19158 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 1:39 pm to
It's buck hot outside.
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
661 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:36 pm to
I personally coined "colder than a witch's tit"....
Posted by Gotabyte
Slidell
Member since Feb 2020
316 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:40 pm to
"She put the FU in fun," referencing my wife's miserable friend
Posted by Swampy7557
Member since Dec 2014
241 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:43 pm to
When someone asks the time, my good friend says “what’s time to a hog”. His dad’s expression.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27978 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:52 pm to
Someone is about to get their feelings hurt and I don’t have any.


Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25390 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 6:56 pm to
If I only considered my friends as someone who likes me, I wouldn't have any friends.
Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
12125 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 7:28 pm to
Playing catchup... in 2001.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11365 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 9:23 pm to
“Don’t lick a gift whore in the mouth”
Posted by MidCityTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2004
822 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

Bob was (WAS) a good friend of mine until he "borrowed" that line from me.


Robert Service wrote “The Cremation of Sam McGee” in 1907. Who da bitch, now, bitch! A liar, too, it seems.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
6034 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 4:55 am to
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” 907. Who da bitch, now, bitch! A li



He published it in '07. He wrote it in '04. Which conveniently was exactly one year after I met with him in NO and shared some of my creations.


Yet again youve proven yourself to be a worthless cumshlut.

Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
1297 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 4:58 am to
I really mean this following comment.

I admire all of you who posted your own quotes in here. I could never think of a quote-worthy saying on my own unless maybe I sat and thought for a very long time. Anyways, good job y'all.
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