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re: Quotes that you came up with yorself

Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20405 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:29 pm to
Any time I see some lazy arse job/work/patch job....I say it's "quarter assed."

Too lazy to even half arse it. It's half a half arse.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4773 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:32 pm to
I could not possibly care less if you paid me not to care.

Delivered with a dead pan stare.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2972 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

It’s like they’re trying to frick a duck and they’re getting railed from behind
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9375 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:51 pm to
Not a quote, per se, but I did coin referring to Oxford MS as Confederate Disneyland.
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11864 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:53 pm to
"Could be better. Could be worse."

This trite aphorism applies to 98% of all aspects of life. Feel free to steal it.
Posted by Roscoe14
Member since Jul 2021
415 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 4:56 pm to
From my flying days:

It's good to be good but it's better to be lucky.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
11426 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:09 pm to
I coined the phrase "junk in the trunk". Don't believe me? Check my bio.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104276 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:11 pm to
That filled up faster than the hottest whore at the orgy.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75691 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Quotes that you came up with yorself
Speling maters.

Regurds-

YorYortheDinosore
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10105 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:30 pm to
I like my women like I like my crawfish, big and cheap.

Note I dont like big women it just used to be funny back in my younger years
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47165 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:36 pm to
“God Damn Cobra Kang Snake”

“Broken arse Glass”
Posted by CartmansMom
Member since Jun 2026
60 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

brought it in written form to Tiger Droppings around 2006.


Released 1999

Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
5617 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:54 pm to
"Coming down the pipe" at work all the time just to frick with younger coworkers who actually incorrectly repeat "pipe" right back.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
9231 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:55 pm to
Let the day unfold...
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27355 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:56 pm to
It ain't what it ain't
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47309 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 5:57 pm to
Conservatarian - came up with that in the 80's.

So it's all me.
Posted by FOBW
N.O.
Member since Sep 2016
510 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 6:06 pm to
It’s like jumping off a bridge, once you commit, it’s easy.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53633 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

Released 1999


You can read?

That says "Believe that"

I said written form.
This post was edited on 7/16/26 at 7:06 pm
Posted by PCHSDawg
Pine Belt
Member since Oct 2014
350 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 7:09 pm to
It's better to be sitting down farting than standing up shitting.
This post was edited on 7/16/26 at 7:10 pm
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19664 posts
Posted on 7/16/26 at 7:12 pm to
Comprehension creates confidence.

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