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PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:32 pm
Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks? People act like it’s an emergency and get all frantic.
My wife hates it, but I take my time. If I’m in the middle of something, I find a stopping point first before going to find my wallet and then going to the door. I’m the paying customer, right? I’m also tipping. If you want a tip you can wait a few minutes. If you start banging hard on my door or ringing the doorbell more than twice, tip gets reduced. I’m not here to serve you.
My wife hates it, but I take my time. If I’m in the middle of something, I find a stopping point first before going to find my wallet and then going to the door. I’m the paying customer, right? I’m also tipping. If you want a tip you can wait a few minutes. If you start banging hard on my door or ringing the doorbell more than twice, tip gets reduced. I’m not here to serve you.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:34 pm to Jon Ham
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Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?
Because it’s fricking pizza.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:34 pm to Jon Ham
What kind of shoes was he wearing?
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
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Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?
Sorry, bro. I'll tell the kids and dogs to slow down as to stop scaring you from now on.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
Thanks for letting us all know how your purposely pick fights with your wife.
Sounds like they order pizza a lot so no need to harass him for pics.
Sounds like they order pizza a lot so no need to harass him for pics.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
What brand of shoes was he wearing
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:35 pm to Jon Ham
Your wife is hungry. You better put some pep in your step when pizza comes because Wilbur is ready to eat.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:36 pm to Jon Ham
Because I don’t want some degenerate “sneaker head” like you that’s blitzed out of their mind getting any ideas.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:38 pm to Jon Ham
Thats ok. You are getting the kitchens special sauce on your pizza
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:38 pm to Jon Ham
quote:She’s used to going to the mat (so to speak) in pleasing the Pizza delivery driver.
My wife hates it, but I take my time.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to Jon Ham
This is the only post I need to read to determine that you are a really awful human being
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to BeeFense5
quote:Please don't steal my jokes before I post them
What kind of shoes was he wearing?
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to Jon Ham
This is me while waiting on pizza.

Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:39 pm to Jon Ham
Because he's got more deliveries to make and someone else's pizza is getting cold while you leave the pizza guy standing on your stoop in the cold and rain just so you can feel like you have power over someone else.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:40 pm to Jon Ham
You seem like a shitty person
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:40 pm to Jon Ham
Porn...there is a reason your wife wants to run to the door for the pizza guy.
Not when I give her the third leg.
If you wondered what that thing in her closet was for...
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My wife hates it,
Not when I give her the third leg.
If you wondered what that thing in her closet was for...

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