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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives

Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by meansonny
ATL
Member since Sep 2012
25634 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?


Because I order pizza when I am hungry. And by the time it is nearby, I'm ready to bite a limb off.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5010 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:42 pm to
Is it weird that the leg-opening gif made it move?
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3902 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:44 pm to
We're starving and have already waited an hour...
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:47 pm to
Stopping point then going to the door? You’re a sad, strange little man
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28590 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

You seem rude as frick.


That’s such weird thinking. I’m paying for the pizza and tipping, and they can take their time in making it and delivering it, basically I’m at their complete mercy of when the feel like making and delivering it. Cook can choose to have a smoke break before getting started. Driver can choose to make a personal errand on way to my house. But I’m expected to jump out of my seat and run to the door because I’ve been so honored to have the opportunity to buy their pizza? Get outta here.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145174 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:50 pm to
Alpha shite
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35629 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:52 pm to
Feels like a troll thread, got to be honest.
Posted by flyingtexastiger
Southlake, TX
Member since Oct 2005
1638 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:54 pm to
This is a reaction to your wife ordering the "extra sausage" when you're not there, right???
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:55 pm to
Eating cold pizza. That’ll show those motherfrickers.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5915 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:03 pm to
Glad you can find a stopping point from whacking it, to make sure your family gets fed and the pizza guy isn’t an axe murderer at the door.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4662 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:07 pm to
The system only works if the delivery guy is able to deliver a certain number of hot/warm pizzas in a certain amount of time. If every customer acted like you, then they would need to hire more delivery drivers and prices would go up.

Luckily only one person like you won't bring down the system.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

My wife
Posted by Caraway Rye
Member since Oct 2021
5108 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:09 pm to
I just want to say this is a great thread

OP nailed it. Not what he was saying but what he was saying to make this thread happen
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 10:10 pm
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

My wife hates it, but I take my time.


The driver hates it too and they remember people like you.

Enjoy your "special" order.

Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51664 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Because it’s fricking pizza.


And I'm fricking HUNGRY.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5711 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:19 pm to
Well the guy is working and needs to be in others places. Guy probably got chewed out by his boss or by another customer because you want to be a lazy prick
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24586 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:20 pm to
Eat healthy you lazy frick.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32496 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:21 pm to
I rush to the door so my dogs don’t go insane.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
5943 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

But I’m expected to jump out of my seat and run to the door because I’ve been so honored to have the opportunity to buy their pizza?


Yes, the stoned driver thinks about you

You are either trolling for people to respond to your post or as an earlier poster stated you seem rude as frick
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