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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives

Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:51 am to
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8964 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:51 am to
You should be happy they found your trailer lot as soon as they did...it's hard to tell one double wide from the other.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40900 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:51 am to
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Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?


Because it’s fricking pizza.


This. My kids absolutely lose their minds when the Pizza man knocks on our door. They love pizza, and they love when the pizza man brings them pizza. It's like they are winning the power ball.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28657 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:55 am to
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Normal people pay for their pizza through an app or credit card when you call.


People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.

And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.

Pizza comes, I give cash, and the whole time I spent on the transaction was about 2 minutes.

“But Jon, who carries cash these days?!” Men do. Men who have cash do.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34550 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 10:52 am to
You are a fricking a-hole. The guy probably has 3 other deliveries that are sitting in his car. So you are making everybody else's late, so they get mad and act like an a-hole like YOU, and they reduce their tip too.

But you don't care, because everything is always about YOU.
Giant a-hole.
Posted by bubbaprohn
Kansas
Member since Feb 2009
3979 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 11:12 am to
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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.


I have my orders saved as favorites and can order and pay for it in under 30 seconds. It then gets delivered, the driver rings the doorbell and leaves. I get my pizza without even having to talk to the guy. You have to call and talk to them and then talk to the delivery driver after making him wait several minutes. I win.

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And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.


You are definitely an old, miserable frick haha.
This post was edited on 11/29/22 at 11:13 am
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11541 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 11:20 am to
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My wife hates it


I don't believe it. I mean I don't believe someone would marry you.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 4:50 pm to
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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.

And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.

Pizza comes, I give cash, and the whole time I spent on the transaction was about 2 minutes.

“But Jon, who carries cash these days?!” Men do. Men who have cash do.


You're an idiot
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 4:53 pm to
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I find a stopping point first before going to find my wallet and then going to the door. I’m the paying customer, right?



1. You have nothing of that much importance in your life

2. You hold no meaningful authority over anyone else in your daily life, so you take out your anger on service industry workers. 'Grats on being trashy and inconsiderate.
Posted by KCSilverTiger
KCMO
Member since Sep 2022
546 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:32 pm to
I typically try to get to the door before my dogs start freaking the frick out cause someone is banging on the door.
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:18 pm to
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Does this really need answering? I can tell you what I’m not doing - I’m not just sitting by the door staring into space waiting on the pizza to arrive

Yeah, I would like an example of an activity you would be in the middle of that you can’t stop when the door knocks.

Mid stroke in the wife? I’ll allow it.
You are jerking off in the bathroom? Completely understand.
Pot is boiling over on the stove? Sure
Kids are fighting? No problem

But what about in the middle of the chapter of a mystery novel? Do you finish the chapter?
Movie you are watching has 10 minutes left to go? Pause it?

Where is your line? Is there anything you would immediately stop to go get the door? That’s probably the better question.

This post was edited on 11/29/22 at 6:19 pm
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:39 pm to
Since you are paying for it and I am the guest, I expect you to get the pizza at the door in a timely manner.
I am hungry, get the lead out of your tail and get my pizza.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
8015 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:41 pm to
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PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives

As a former pizza driver, you can kindly suck-start a bag of dicks.
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2566 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:04 pm to
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Jon Ham


Have a downvote, sir
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
1830 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:57 pm to
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“But Jon, who carries cash these days?!” Men do. Men who have cash do.


What a d canoe you are
Doubling down on it and all
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27366 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:13 pm to
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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.


I can have a pizza ordered via app before your pizza place has picked up the phone.

I’m hoping this entire thread is an elaborate troll. Otherwise, you’re a shitty, self absorbed motherfricker
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7760 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:16 pm to
You’re a dick. I’m sure most of this thread is people telling you that you are a dick.
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
10722 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 9:47 pm to
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If you want a tip you can wait a few minutes.


A few minutes? How fat and lazy are you?
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35677 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 10:21 pm to
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I’m hoping this entire thread is an elaborate troll. Otherwise, you’re a shitty, self absorbed motherfricker




There was a possibility the OP was legit, but the follow up replies are too much.
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2071 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 10:46 pm to
For each minute you waste my time, your slices are reduced.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 11:05 pm to
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Jon Ham

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