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JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
6702 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
You should be happy they found your trailer lot as soon as they did...it's hard to tell one double wide from the other.


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Kracka
North Carolina Fan
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
39800 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?


Because it’s fricking pizza.


This. My kids absolutely lose their minds when the Pizza man knocks on our door. They love pizza, and they love when the pizza man brings them pizza. It's like they are winning the power ball.


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Jon Ham
Arkansas Fan
Member since Jun 2011
24999 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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Normal people pay for their pizza through an app or credit card when you call.


People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.

And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.

Pizza comes, I give cash, and the whole time I spent on the transaction was about 2 minutes.

“But Jon, who carries cash these days?!” Men do. Men who have cash do.


ChenierauTigre
LSU Fan
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34096 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
You are a fricking a-hole. The guy probably has 3 other deliveries that are sitting in his car. So you are making everybody else's late, so they get mad and act like an a-hole like YOU, and they reduce their tip too.

But you don't care, because everything is always about YOU.
Giant a-hole.


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bubbaprohn
LSU Fan
Kansas
Member since Feb 2009
3860 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.


I have my orders saved as favorites and can order and pay for it in under 30 seconds. It then gets delivered, the driver rings the doorbell and leaves. I get my pizza without even having to talk to the guy. You have to call and talk to them and then talk to the delivery driver after making him wait several minutes. I win.

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And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.


You are definitely an old, miserable frick haha.
This post was edited on 11/29 at 11:13 am


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armsdealer
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Feb 2016
10462 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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My wife hates it


I don't believe it. I mean I don't believe someone would marry you.


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tgrbaitn08
LSU Fan
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Member since Dec 2007
135218 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.

And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.

Pizza comes, I give cash, and the whole time I spent on the transaction was about 2 minutes.

“But Jon, who carries cash these days?!” Men do. Men who have cash do.


You're an idiot


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DirtyDawg
Georgia Fan
Stequavious MF Bennett
Member since Aug 2013
15163 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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I find a stopping point first before going to find my wallet and then going to the door. I’m the paying customer, right?



1. You have nothing of that much importance in your life

2. You hold no meaningful authority over anyone else in your daily life, so you take out your anger on service industry workers. 'Grats on being trashy and inconsiderate.


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KCSilverTiger
Missouri Fan
KCMO
Member since Sep 2022
90 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
I typically try to get to the door before my dogs start freaking the frick out cause someone is banging on the door.


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Realityintheface
USA Fan
Member since May 2022
1784 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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Does this really need answering? I can tell you what I’m not doing - I’m not just sitting by the door staring into space waiting on the pizza to arrive

Yeah, I would like an example of an activity you would be in the middle of that you can’t stop when the door knocks.

Mid stroke in the wife? I’ll allow it.
You are jerking off in the bathroom? Completely understand.
Pot is boiling over on the stove? Sure
Kids are fighting? No problem

But what about in the middle of the chapter of a mystery novel? Do you finish the chapter?
Movie you are watching has 10 minutes left to go? Pause it?

Where is your line? Is there anything you would immediately stop to go get the door? That’s probably the better question.

This post was edited on 11/29 at 6:19 pm


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johnnyrocket
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Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
8313 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
Since you are paying for it and I am the guest, I expect you to get the pizza at the door in a timely manner.
I am hungry, get the lead out of your tail and get my pizza.


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Stealth Matrix
UNO Fan
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
6523 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives

As a former pizza driver, you can kindly suck-start a bag of dicks.


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TCO
Member since Jul 2022
824 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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Jon Ham


Have a downvote, sir


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dexy82
LSU Fan
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
1709 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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“But Jon, who carries cash these days?!” Men do. Men who have cash do.


What a d canoe you are
Doubling down on it and all


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Joshjrn
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
23343 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.


I can have a pizza ordered via app before your pizza place has picked up the phone.

I’m hoping this entire thread is an elaborate troll. Otherwise, you’re a shitty, self absorbed motherfricker


UncleRuckus
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2013
6854 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
You’re a dick. I’m sure most of this thread is people telling you that you are a dick.


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Art Vandelay
LSU Fan
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
10197 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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If you want a tip you can wait a few minutes.


A few minutes? How fat and lazy are you?


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JohnnyKilroy
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
32516 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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I’m hoping this entire thread is an elaborate troll. Otherwise, you’re a shitty, self absorbed motherfricker




There was a possibility the OP was legit, but the follow up replies are too much.


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Blueprint
LSU Fan
Member since Apr 2018
1918 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
For each minute you waste my time, your slices are reduced.


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dbeck
Arkansas Fan
Member since Nov 2014
28451 posts

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
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Jon Ham



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