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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by JodyPlauche on 11/29/22 at 9:51 am to Jon Ham
You should be happy they found your trailer lot as soon as they did...it's hard to tell one double wide from the other.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by Kracka
on 11/29/22 at 9:51 am to AmosMosesAndTwins

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Why do people run to the door when the pizza delivery guy knocks?
Because it’s fricking pizza.
This. My kids absolutely lose their minds when the Pizza man knocks on our door. They love pizza, and they love when the pizza man brings them pizza. It's like they are winning the power ball.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by Jon Ham
on 11/29/22 at 9:55 am to tgrbaitn08

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Normal people pay for their pizza through an app or credit card when you call.
People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.
And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.
Pizza comes, I give cash, and the whole time I spent on the transaction was about 2 minutes.
“But Jon, who carries cash these days?!” Men do. Men who have cash do.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by ChenierauTigre
on 11/29/22 at 10:52 am to Jon Ham

You are a fricking a-hole. The guy probably has 3 other deliveries that are sitting in his car. So you are making everybody else's late, so they get mad and act like an a-hole like YOU, and they reduce their tip too.
But you don't care, because everything is always about YOU.
Giant a-hole.
But you don't care, because everything is always about YOU.
Giant a-hole.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by bubbaprohn
on 11/29/22 at 11:12 am to Jon Ham

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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.
I have my orders saved as favorites and can order and pay for it in under 30 seconds. It then gets delivered, the driver rings the doorbell and leaves. I get my pizza without even having to talk to the guy. You have to call and talk to them and then talk to the delivery driver after making him wait several minutes. I win.
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And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.
You are definitely an old, miserable frick haha.
This post was edited on 11/29 at 11:13 am
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by armsdealer
on 11/29/22 at 11:20 am to Jon Ham

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My wife hates it
I don't believe it. I mean I don't believe someone would marry you.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by tgrbaitn08
on 11/29/22 at 4:50 pm to Jon Ham

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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.
And no I’m not paying with credit card over the phone. One, I’m not giving that info to some random low wage employee. Two, I’m not going to spend my time standing there like a doofus repeating numbers. “What’s the number? Let me read it back to you. What the 3 digit code? What the expiration? Oh wait, I must have entered one number wrong, can you read it back?” Ridiculous waste of time.
Pizza comes, I give cash, and the whole time I spent on the transaction was about 2 minutes.
“But Jon, who carries cash these days?!” Men do. Men who have cash do.
You're an idiot
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I find a stopping point first before going to find my wallet and then going to the door. I’m the paying customer, right?
1. You have nothing of that much importance in your life
2. You hold no meaningful authority over anyone else in your daily life, so you take out your anger on service industry workers. 'Grats on being trashy and inconsiderate.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by KCSilverTiger
on 11/29/22 at 5:32 pm to Jon Ham

I typically try to get to the door before my dogs start freaking the frick out cause someone is banging on the door.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by Realityintheface
on 11/29/22 at 6:18 pm to Jon Ham

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Does this really need answering? I can tell you what I’m not doing - I’m not just sitting by the door staring into space waiting on the pizza to arrive
Yeah, I would like an example of an activity you would be in the middle of that you can’t stop when the door knocks.
Mid stroke in the wife? I’ll allow it.
You are jerking off in the bathroom? Completely understand.
Pot is boiling over on the stove? Sure
Kids are fighting? No problem
But what about in the middle of the chapter of a mystery novel? Do you finish the chapter?
Movie you are watching has 10 minutes left to go? Pause it?
Where is your line? Is there anything you would immediately stop to go get the door? That’s probably the better question.
This post was edited on 11/29 at 6:19 pm
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re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by johnnyrocket
on 11/29/22 at 6:39 pm to Jon Ham

Since you are paying for it and I am the guest, I expect you to get the pizza at the door in a timely manner.
I am hungry, get the lead out of your tail and get my pizza.
I am hungry, get the lead out of your tail and get my pizza.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by Stealth Matrix
on 11/29/22 at 6:41 pm to Jon Ham

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PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrives
As a former pizza driver, you can kindly suck-start a bag of dicks.
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People today like to complicate things, thinking it’s a better way. They spend 15 minutes finding and navigating a website and entering a bunch of information including credit card info just to get a pizza. The place I get pizza from is saved in my phone. I can take out my phone and get an order placed in under 2 minutes.
I can have a pizza ordered via app before your pizza place has picked up the phone.
I’m hoping this entire thread is an elaborate troll. Otherwise, you’re a shitty, self absorbed motherfricker

re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by UncleRuckus
on 11/29/22 at 9:16 pm to Jon Ham

You’re a dick. I’m sure most of this thread is people telling you that you are a dick.
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by Art Vandelay
on 11/29/22 at 9:47 pm to Jon Ham

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If you want a tip you can wait a few minutes.
A few minutes? How fat and lazy are you?
re: PSA- you don’t have to rush to the door when pizza delivery arrivesPosted by JohnnyKilroy
on 11/29/22 at 10:21 pm to Joshjrn

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I’m hoping this entire thread is an elaborate troll. Otherwise, you’re a shitty, self absorbed motherfricker
There was a possibility the OP was legit, but the follow up replies are too much.
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