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compare it to this: an emergency room surgeon that operates on the bad guy that got shot by police.

It is his job...that is the way to look at representing the criminal of criminals.
Plant employee: “hey boss I’m going to early out tomorrow.”

Boss: “why?”

Plant employee: “my wife is going to be pregnant and I’ve got to rake some sand around the house.”

Plant employee looks up at the sky as he runs to his truck to get home.
There was this ol' baw back in my hometown that owned like 2 acres...enough to have a little pond surrounded by woods. The super Wal-Marks was moving to town...they needed his little piece to complete the property for their build. For whatever reason they acquired all the property around his and needed his to finish...he made a small fortune.

He would put around town in a little Isuzu pup truck...after they bought his spot he was seen driving a brand new loaded out Z-71. Mid 90s when this happened. He couldn't wipe the smile off his face.
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Who taught these dumb mfers to ask for a supervisor. Is that the equivalent of a Karen asking for the manager.


If I head her right, she asked for his colonel.

hahahahahahah. Just eat the ticket. Why don't people do that???
Bruno’s bag boy. On the weekends I would work 5-11 am and stocked the Bruno’s eggs, milk, and bread. During the week it was common to find the stoners in the milk freezer drinking the tea and smoking dope.

After that did landscaping.
Nobody questions Gerald. Gerald is the lead man/foreman you want heading up the crew at the mill. Gerald gets shite done. And he has no recordables or safety violations. Be like Gerald.
Those pictures of the mini skirts, boobs, and legs of those Persian womenz in the mid 70s looked pretty awesome. Now you can’t tell what is underneath those table clothes.

If for anything else, the crazy liberal women/men/theys should support this operation for women’s liberation alone.

Under the regime change the PPP (Persian Poon Preservation) council should be established as a first order of business.
After the football game heading to the field party. A bunch of peanut and cotton fields where I grew up. Everybody would circle the trucks up, bonfire, sit on the tailgates, chase the girls around, great music playing from Hank Jr. to Pink Floyd and whoever’s fake ID worked provided the drinks. Everybody talking about going to college and getting out of town quickly…and we didn’t realize we were sitting in the best time of our lives.

Man, where did time go?
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FDR would be shocked that we pay people to sit on the porch and never lift a finger to procure food, while continually having babies for the working suckers to feed. Then having people with minor boo boos being paid to sit home. A lot of this waste comes from the money meant to sustain the elderly.



We have a vast population of breeding feral human beings. No nuclear family. No family planing period. Just breeding ferals that are sucking every red penny of taxes the working populace is having to pay. One breeder having 8 little ferals by 3 different male ferals and the cycle repeats.

And the new generation of ferals, having no father figure to lay belt to arse is the next breeding ferals.

It is like a nightmarish version of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.
AI came up with the guy that would help you change the tire of the boat trailer at the ramp and offer you a beer afterwords. But it wouldn’t be a Bud Light.

Not bad.
I love the way he looked after he dropped him. Like, “I’ve got two more orders to go out. Now I’ve got to step over this?”
It was a different time (1997) but me and 5 buddies hopped in two Z71s (17 and 18 year olds) and headed down to Panama City for spring break completely unsupervised. Was the best 3 days of my life. Looking back on it, I can’t believe my parents were cool with it. Granted, it was all guys but we did things that just couldn’t happen these days. Unreal fun. Back when the strip was the strip and fun times had by all.
“I’m 5’ 9” standing up, 6’ 3” laying down.”

Works every time on the 2:00 am 7/10 at the bar.
Mobile’s Mardi Gras scene is pretty chill. Not as many people, easy downtown grid to get around, and the floats are good too. Kind of feels “more family oriented.” It is a great place for Mardi Gras.

re: As usual, AU > bama

Posted by threedog79 on 2/2/26 at 4:49 pm to
Arrests directly correlates to on field wins. WTF Auburn? Step up.
There is a big absence in the southeast. I guess us backwoods, hick, redneck, know-nothing folks can behave ourselves. Amazing how us ignorant folks don’t look so ignorant nationally.

re: Idiosyncrasies You Do

Posted by threedog79 on 1/27/26 at 10:22 pm to
I rub my feet together in bed until I go to sleep.
Terry Reid

“Seed of Memory” vocals are nuts
There is nothing college about college athletics anymore. Can’t wait for LeBron to play for Ohio State. Bo to be ruled retroactively eligible to come back and play baseball at Auburn.

This whole last couple of years have completely ruined college ball.

re: What I learned from ice storm

Posted by threedog79 on 1/26/26 at 9:33 pm to
All the guys that have swallowed their pride and lesbians in those Subarus getting their milk.
So I guess the finger point is necessary when taking pictures. The occasional deuce up. No thumbs up? I’m getting old.