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OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:48 pm
Been that way since shortly after I became sexually active. Even in college. Still holds true to this day with my wife of 10+ years. I can’t do it if she isn’t fresh out of the shower. Is this weird?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:49 pm to Tyga Woods
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Is this weird
Only if you don't let me frick her after you're done with her.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:50 pm to Tyga Woods
LOL, very weird.
We are men, we bang what is before us. No questions asked
We are men, we bang what is before us. No questions asked
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:50 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
One of my ex-girlfriends was like that. Are you a spawn of Satan like she is?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to Tyga Woods
Its preferable, but sure as hell not a requirement.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to Tyga Woods
So if your wife initiates then you tell her she has to shower first?
Yeah bro, that’s weird.
Yeah bro, that’s weird.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to DarthRebel
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We are men, we bang what is before us. No questions asked
quote:remind me never to go anywhere with you
We are men, we bang what is before us. No questions asked
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to DarthRebel
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We are men, we bang what is before us
As long as she showers first
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:52 pm to Tyga Woods
Speak for yourself. Sex with a girl following time spent on the beach/pool is awesome. Or even after she breaks a little sweat on the treadmill in those yoga pants.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:52 pm to Tyga Woods
If you are eating arse, then not a weird request I guess
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:52 pm to Tyga Woods
So if this is before you, but has not showered in 2 days you are saying no?


Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:52 pm to Tbonepatron
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So if your wife initiates then you tell her she has to shower first?
She knows the drill by now. Won’t initiate without taking a shower first
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to Tyga Woods
Do you both have to be clean, or is it just her?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to Tyga Woods
AS long as the vag is not very gamey in taste.. I'm cool with her not showering immediately before hand
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to Crimson1L
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Or even after she breaks a little sweat on the treadmill
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to Tyga Woods
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Is this weird?
Depends on what you are doing, baw. However, I will need before and after shower pics of your wife to properly assess the situation.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:54 pm to DarthRebel
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So if this is before you, but has not showered in 2 days you are saying no?
I literally wouldn’t even be able to get an erection. I know. It’s weird and I suck.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:54 pm to Tyga Woods
That seems like the recipe for a very limited sex life.
Not only does she have to want to have sex, has to be right out of the shower. The combination of those two doesn't seem like it gives many opportunities
Not only does she have to want to have sex, has to be right out of the shower. The combination of those two doesn't seem like it gives many opportunities
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