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OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand

Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:48 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:48 pm
Been that way since shortly after I became sexually active. Even in college. Still holds true to this day with my wife of 10+ years. I can’t do it if she isn’t fresh out of the shower. Is this weird?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:49 pm to
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Is this weird

Only if you don't let me frick her after you're done with her.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26103 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:50 pm to
LOL, very weird.

We are men, we bang what is before us. No questions asked
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45979 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:50 pm to
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OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand



One of my ex-girlfriends was like that. Are you a spawn of Satan like she is?
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23349 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to
Its preferable, but sure as hell not a requirement.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to
Sure sign of phaggotosis
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8462 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to
So if your wife initiates then you tell her she has to shower first?

Yeah bro, that’s weird.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197942 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to
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We are men, we bang what is before us. No questions asked

quote:

We are men, we bang what is before us. No questions asked

remind me never to go anywhere with you
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:51 pm to
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We are men, we bang what is before us


As long as she showers first
Posted by Crimson1L
Fairhope
Member since Nov 2015
297 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:52 pm to
Speak for yourself. Sex with a girl following time spent on the beach/pool is awesome. Or even after she breaks a little sweat on the treadmill in those yoga pants.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37337 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:52 pm to
If you are eating arse, then not a weird request I guess
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26103 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:52 pm to
So if this is before you, but has not showered in 2 days you are saying no?

Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

So if your wife initiates then you tell her she has to shower first?



She knows the drill by now. Won’t initiate without taking a shower first
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139208 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to
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my wife
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to
Do you both have to be clean, or is it just her?
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38758 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to
AS long as the vag is not very gamey in taste.. I'm cool with her not showering immediately before hand
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to
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Or even after she breaks a little sweat on the treadmill

Posted by BawFromBawcomville
Member since May 2019
83 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:53 pm to
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Is this weird?


Depends on what you are doing, baw. However, I will need before and after shower pics of your wife to properly assess the situation.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

So if this is before you, but has not showered in 2 days you are saying no?



I literally wouldn’t even be able to get an erection. I know. It’s weird and I suck.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88334 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 9:54 pm to
That seems like the recipe for a very limited sex life.
Not only does she have to want to have sex, has to be right out of the shower. The combination of those two doesn't seem like it gives many opportunities
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