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re: OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:20 am to Tbonepatron
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:20 am to Tbonepatron
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So if your wife initiates
someone’s not married
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Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:27 am to Crimson1L
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Speak for yourself. Sex with a girl following time spent on the beach/pool is awesome. Or even after she breaks a little sweat on the treadmill in those yoga pants.
As long as her arse and twat aren't rank, the pheromones in her sweat should make you gravitate toward her.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:27 am to Tbonepatron
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So if your wife initiates
I'm confused
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:40 am to Tyga Woods
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I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
I'm like this as well. Mostly because I like to know that I'm free to sexually explore the body.
If you want to kill my vibe hit me with "don't go down there. It's gross."
1) How dare you offer yourself to me unclean?
2) I'm now trying to conduct a symphony of pleasure without full access to the orchestra
3) My hygiene is such that for roughly 15-18 hours on any given day you could stick your face anywhere you want on my body.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:41 am to Tyga Woods
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Been that way since shortly after I became sexually active.
You gotta give it more than a few hours.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:47 am to dbeck
Even Walt is having more sex than Tyga
Sheesh
Sheesh
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:50 am to Tyga Woods
Married sex is already rare enough as is, but you're telling me when you initiate it you tell her to go jump in the shower?
I call bullshite.
I call bullshite.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:04 am to PrivatePublic
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but you're telling me when you initiate it you tell her to go jump in the shower
No, that’s not what I’m telling you. I will not initiate if she hasn’t already had a shower.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:07 am to Pecker
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Mostly because I like to know that I'm free to sexually explore the body.
If you want to kill my vibe hit me with "don't go down there. It's gross."
#metoo
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:14 am to Tyga Woods
I think we now understand why Tyga deemed it necessary to take a couple month sabbatical from the OT. Some things just need to be kept private, bro.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:23 am to Tyga Woods
I can. It will depend on whether I’m going down on someone though if they have recently showered or not
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:29 am to Tyga Woods
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Tyga Woods
OP needs to give up his name. This is disgraceful.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:45 am to PrivatePublic
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Married sex is already rare enough as is, but you're telling me when you initiate it you tell her to go jump in the shower?
I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve turned it down from my wife in over twenty years. Most of these were due to me being sick. Even those times I thought about it really hard before turning it down.
I can’t imagine having a criteria like a before shower to my sex life. Kinda sad.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:46 am to Tyga Woods
Well , at least you gave all us a way out.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 7:49 am to Tyga Woods
If someone told me I had to take a shower before we had sex I would probably laugh at you and leave. I'm a in the moment type of person, and that would be a complete turn off to me and alot of women I know.
I take a bath on average 2 times a day, in the morning, after my 3 mile jog, and at night, preferably after I get all hot and sweaty after sex.
I take a bath on average 2 times a day, in the morning, after my 3 mile jog, and at night, preferably after I get all hot and sweaty after sex.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:03 am to Tiger2287
quote:You had me at “If”....
If someone told me I had to take a shower before we had sex I would probably laugh at you and leave. I'm a in the moment type of person, and that would be a complete turn off to me and alot of women I know. I take a bath on average 2 times a day, in the morning, after my 3 mile jog, and at night, preferably after I get all hot and sweaty after sex.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:06 am to Tyga Woods
Gay
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:08 am to Tyga Woods
It's fitting I just watched Christmas Vacation last night - you remind me of todd and margo, moreso margo.
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 8:09 am
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:11 am to Tyga Woods
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I literally wouldn’t even be able to get an erection.
Are you sure you’re not gay?
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:15 am to Tyga Woods
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Still holds true to this day with my wife of 10+ years
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