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re: OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand

Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55948 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:25 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:25 pm to
Before I clicked, I thought a bunch of OTers would be in here confessing their own weird shite. Instead it's 6 pages of OP just getting weirder. I love it.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:26 pm to
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OP is here talking about his life partners, how he doesn't like the scent of pussy, and he samples his own gravy. It's the gayest shite I've ever read.
Is this an accurate thread summary??? If so, I'll pass. TG;DR (too gay; didn't read)
100% accurate, but it's worth a read anyway.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:33 pm to
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2-3 times a month


You are what I fear becoming.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:39 pm to
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Before I clicked, I thought a bunch of OTers would be in here confessing their own weird shite.
My first car had bugs in it. Tiny little flying ones. An interior light comes on at night and 10 or so would start hovering. I'd kill them and more would be back soon. I never knew where they came from. I even thought at first well it's Alabama and I did open the door they just came in. But they were always there, the same kind of bug, even if I didn't open the door. I always felt like they were IN the light. The plastic clicky kind in cars. If I could just take that apart maybe they're up there. I spent 2 years killing little bitty bugs. Dad sold the car after I graduated. Never fixed it.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:42 pm to
Btw the car was a 2002 Mercedes C240 bought new
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:42 pm to
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You are what I fear becoming.


.....Gay?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:45 pm to
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My first car had bugs in it. Tiny little flying ones. An interior light comes on at night and 10 or so would start hovering. I'd kill them and more would be back soon. I never knew where they came from. I even thought at first well it's Alabama and I did open the door they just came in. But they were always there, the same kind of bug, even if I didn't open the door. I always felt like they were IN the light. The plastic clicky kind in cars. If I could just take that apart maybe they're up there. I spent 2 years killing little bitty bugs. Dad sold the car after I graduated. Never fixed it.

I don't understand. Is this a parable?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 12:00 am to
It's weird
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 12:13 am to
2 or 3 times a month??

r/deadbedrooms
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40513 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 12:40 am to
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Yes. I was drunk. She was hot. She asked me to lick it off of her. It came out of me so it’s ok and not gay at all.

I mean, I’m sure the guys here haven’t licked up their own full blown jizz off their girl like you say you have, but I can guarantee they’ve licked their own precum off their girls twat in the middle of fricking.

I bet it doesn’t even cross their mind.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:08 am to
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Isnt OP the dude who licked up his own jizz?


Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31121 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:25 am to
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but I can guarantee they’ve licked their own precum off their girls twat in the middle of fricking.


If you can lick anything off a girls twat whilst you are fricking them you must be the love child of Gene Simmons and an anteater. A video of that would break Pornhub's corner of the internet faster than a leak of Taylor Swift munching Kate Middleton's box while Meghan Duchess of Sussex filmed and flicked her royal bean.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 1:58 am to
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Taylor Swift munching Kate Middleton's box while Meghan Duchess of Sussex filmed and flicked her royal bean.

Keep going..
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:02 am to
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TG;DR (too gay; didn't read)


Haha, wow! So clever!
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:06 am to
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I bet it doesn’t even cross their mind.


It’s probably for the best
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21861 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:01 am to
One of my coworkers ( mid 40’s) dates a lot of women he meets on an app( bumble) He slept with a girl ( mid 20’s) raw dog and he gave her her oral. He’s a very honest guy and told us that she smelled “ musky “ , now he’s worried....little late now buddy
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291629 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:03 am to
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she smelled “ musky “ , now he’s worried....little late now buddy



The OT always amazes me how little they know about a woman’s body lol
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:09 am to
Personally I like her a little stanky.
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:11 am to
You aren’t even close to being T Woods
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