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re: OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand

Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:39 pm to
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Is sex in the shower on the table?



Absolutely, as long as I can lather her up first
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:40 pm to
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Yep. Best she's getting out of me at that point is a towel or a tshirt to wipe off with. 

Socks that I had on will do in a pinch
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:41 pm to
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I'd choose shite dick


That’s fricking gross and you savages should be ashamed
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:41 pm to
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Absolutely, as long as I can lather her up first


I think you’d rather leave that up to her.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71821 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:42 pm to
Hey man, I prefer post shower sex too, but if I'm told I either have to lap up my own splooge or PIIHB right after pooping, it's not a tough call.

I think you're alone on this one.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20775 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:44 pm to
I can have sex with a mud hole if I need to. Won’t eat the arse, but sex is ok.
Posted by Mikey P
Gulfport, MS
Member since May 2017
536 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:45 pm to
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I can’t do it if she isn’t fresh out of the shower. Is this weird?


Pics of wife needed before we can give a proper answer.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:47 pm to
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Pics of wife needed before we can give a proper answer.



If a shower is objectively needed to have sex with her after 12 hours of daily activities, I promise you pics aren’t needed.
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 10:47 pm
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:49 pm to
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AS long as the vag is not very gamey in taste..




Never heard it described like that.

Confession: The Latinas seem to always have something spicy going on, and I dig it.

Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:49 pm to
So no quickies in the middle of the day?

Posted by barbapapa
Member since Mar 2018
3899 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:50 pm to
I’d frick after tennis. Shower after. It’s gonna be messy anyway
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:50 pm to
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So no quickies in the middle of the day?
They're having sex like twice a month. I'm assuming quickies aren't happening.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:52 pm to
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I’d frick after tennis
if doctors could prescribe topical after tennis pussy to use on the face, viagra would never be necessary
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

So no quickies in the middle of the day?



A few months ago we did...in the hotel before a Mardi Gras Ball. Right after she took a shower
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:52 pm to
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They're having sex like twice a month. I'm assuming quickies aren't happening.


That’s really concerning to me.

I know having sex while raising young children is hard to work in but it’s important not only for a release but also for a connection.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:56 pm to
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I'm not a fan of going down for a whiff of strawberry golden honey body wash or rosemary peppermint.

"It smells like a country flower."

Who wants to eat a country flower? Make it a flavor we like.. chicken.. beef bouillon.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31121 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:08 pm to
This thread got so far derailed no one pointed out that Jody doesn't give a shite if she is showered or not, but he probably ain't gonna lick his cum off her, even Jody has standards.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99614 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:10 pm to
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can’t do it if she isn’t fresh out of the shower. Is this weird?


The weirdest
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:11 pm to
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, even Jody has standards.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:12 pm to
OP is here talking about his life partners, how he doesn't like the scent of pussy, and he samples his own gravy. It's the gayest shite I've ever read.
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