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re: OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:39 pm to ScaryClown
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:39 pm to ScaryClown
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Is sex in the shower on the table?
Absolutely, as long as I can lather her up first
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:40 pm to northshorebamaman
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Yep. Best she's getting out of me at that point is a towel or a tshirt to wipe off with.
Socks that I had on will do in a pinch
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:41 pm to GRTiger
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I'd choose shite dick
That’s fricking gross and you savages should be ashamed
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:41 pm to Tyga Woods
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Absolutely, as long as I can lather her up first
I think you’d rather leave that up to her.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:42 pm to Tyga Woods
Hey man, I prefer post shower sex too, but if I'm told I either have to lap up my own splooge or PIIHB right after pooping, it's not a tough call.
I think you're alone on this one.
I think you're alone on this one.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:44 pm to Tyga Woods
I can have sex with a mud hole if I need to. Won’t eat the arse, but sex is ok.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:45 pm to Tyga Woods
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I can’t do it if she isn’t fresh out of the shower. Is this weird?
Pics of wife needed before we can give a proper answer.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:47 pm to Mikey P
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Pics of wife needed before we can give a proper answer.
If a shower is objectively needed to have sex with her after 12 hours of daily activities, I promise you pics aren’t needed.
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:49 pm to Lawyered
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AS long as the vag is not very gamey in taste..
Never heard it described like that.
Confession: The Latinas seem to always have something spicy going on, and I dig it.

Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:49 pm to Tyga Woods
So no quickies in the middle of the day?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:50 pm to Tyga Woods
I’d frick after tennis. Shower after. It’s gonna be messy anyway
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:50 pm to Tester1216
quote:They're having sex like twice a month. I'm assuming quickies aren't happening.
So no quickies in the middle of the day?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:52 pm to barbapapa
quote:if doctors could prescribe topical after tennis pussy to use on the face, viagra would never be necessary
I’d frick after tennis
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:52 pm to Tester1216
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So no quickies in the middle of the day?
A few months ago we did...in the hotel before a Mardi Gras Ball. Right after she took a shower
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:52 pm to northshorebamaman
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They're having sex like twice a month. I'm assuming quickies aren't happening.
That’s really concerning to me.
I know having sex while raising young children is hard to work in but it’s important not only for a release but also for a connection.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:56 pm to Jake88
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I'm not a fan of going down for a whiff of strawberry golden honey body wash or rosemary peppermint.
"It smells like a country flower."
Who wants to eat a country flower? Make it a flavor we like.. chicken.. beef bouillon.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:08 pm to Tyga Woods
This thread got so far derailed no one pointed out that Jody doesn't give a shite if she is showered or not, but he probably ain't gonna lick his cum off her, even Jody has standards.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:10 pm to Tyga Woods
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can’t do it if she isn’t fresh out of the shower. Is this weird?
The weirdest
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:11 pm to Obtuse1
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, even Jody has standards.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 11:12 pm to Obtuse1
OP is here talking about his life partners, how he doesn't like the scent of pussy, and he samples his own gravy. It's the gayest shite I've ever read.
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