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re: OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:15 pm to Tyga Woods
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:15 pm to Tyga Woods
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Yes. And then I would be divorced
Your wife had to have called you a fricking weirdo the first time you came home from a bar, concert, or sporting event and you requested she shower before sex.
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:16 pm to BayouCatFan
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Isnt OP the dude who licked up his own jizz? And he is worried if making them shower first sounds weird?
Yes. I was drunk. She was hot. She asked me to lick it off of her. It came out of me so it’s ok and not gay at all.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:16 pm to ScaryClown
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I don’t care if my wife just got done taking a shite, I’ll put it in her butt.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:17 pm to Tyga Woods
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Haven’t done that in years
You may want to see a couple’s therapist. Seriously, you haven’t had a shitty day and request this from the wife?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:17 pm to genro
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Make her loofah before you boof 'er
Makes her get clean before she gets the peen
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:18 pm to Tyga Woods
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It came out of me so it’s ok and not gay at all.
It’s still disgusting. Just imagine slurping up 3 ounces of your own snot.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:18 pm to OMLandshark
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Your wife had to have called you a fricking weirdo the first time you came home from a bar, concert, or sporting event and you requested she shower before sex.
Probably. Good thing I’m handsome
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:18 pm to Tyga Woods
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Haven’t done that in years
It made for some awkward Saturday morning breakfast wakeups when my daughter was like 3. "ok baby, we'll make you pancakes but please close daddy's door and I'll be there soon"
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:18 pm to Tyga Woods
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I became sexually active
quote:You're definitely gay just for talking like this
I had multiple partners
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:19 pm to OMLandshark
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You may want to see a couple’s therapist. Seriously, you haven’t had a shitty day and request this from the wife?
Meh...I’d rather just play golf and mow my grass tbh
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:19 pm to genro
I know you don’t like me, but agreed. Not normal straight behavior.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:19 pm to OMLandshark
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3 ounces
I don’t think it was that much
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:20 pm to genro
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I became sexually active
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I had multiple partners
You're definitely gay just for talking like this
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:20 pm to Tyga Woods
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Meh...I’d rather just play golf and mow my grass tbh
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:21 pm to OMLandshark
I love that damn movie Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:22 pm to OMLandshark
Upvoted
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:22 pm to genro
Back I need the day I would eat dance floor pussy. But, like u as I got older I like it either freshly bathed/showered or chlorine clean to eat. But I will hit it dirty as long as the odor isn't bad.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:23 pm to Tyga Woods
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She asked me to lick it off of her. It came out of me so it’s ok and not gay at all.
Dude what the frick. This is in no way ok and after I blew my load, that girl no longer has power over me so that shite is on you. This is one of the nastiest things I’ve ever heard and you are going to sit here and tell me a girl needs to shower before you smash. Get the frick out of here.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:24 pm to fr33manator
Soak 'er before you poke 'er
Make her scrub before you make the lub
Scrub the dirt before you rub and spurt
Make her scrub before you make the lub
Scrub the dirt before you rub and spurt
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:25 pm to DarthRebel
Not saying “no”... saying take a shower first ffs.
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