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re: OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:16 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:16 am to Tyga Woods
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I can’t do it if she isn’t fresh out of the shower.
Not me I like it nasty
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Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:21 am to Tyga Woods
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Or even after she breaks a little sweat on the treadmill
Yall don't break a sweat during sex? Do you stop and make her shower?
If youre driving down the riad and she decides to give oral, you would say no?
At some point in your life you had a bad experience and associated it with her not being cleaned. Just an FYI, a shower doesnt necessarily help with a bad smelling vagina.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:26 am to GeeOH
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Just an FYI, a shower doesnt necessarily help with a bad smelling vagina.
It’s not really about the actual vagina. I just like the entire body to be clean. This wasn’t caused by a bad experience either. I am a neat-freak...but far from a germophobe. I can’t explain it. I’m sure it limits my sex life but it is what it is, I guess.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:30 am to Tyga Woods
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So if this is before you, but has not showered in 2 days you are saying no?
I literally wouldn’t even be able to get an erection. I know. It’s weird and I suck.
Your seed is going to perish if a smart bomb ever takes out the electric grid.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 8:53 am to genro
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It should be regularly cleaned and always kept fresh. But I don't want it completely fresh off a cleaning. I like the smell.
A lot.
All this right here.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:05 am to Darth_Vader
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It should be regularly cleaned and always kept fresh. But I don't want it completely fresh off a cleaning. I like the smell.
A lot.
All this right here.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:07 am to GeeOH
quote:A lot of out of shape people apparently do....
Yall don't break a sweat during sex?
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 9:07 am
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:12 am to Tyga Woods
Yes, that's weird. I can barely contain myself when Mrs Spleen comes in from a run or the gym all sweaty.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:14 am to Tyga Woods
Your wife likes it too, since she gets to wash the Jody smell off
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:27 am to GeorgeTheGreek
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Yall don't break a sweat during sex?
A lot of out of shape people apparently do....
Wtf. If you are not breaking a sweat your doing something wrong. Idc how in shape you are.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:42 am to Obtuse1
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If you can lick anything off a girls twat whilst you are fricking them you must be the love child of Gene Simmons and an anteater.
you know what i mean. you do it between position swaps.
i don't know why i got downvoted either. everyone knows i'm right.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 9:56 am to Tiger2287
I’m sure your husband loves it when you sweat all over him.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 10:17 am to Tyga Woods
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No, that’s not what I’m telling you. I will not initiate if she hasn’t already had a shower.
I’m gathering that your wife only showers 2-3 times per month so that she doesn’t have to have sex with you.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:03 am to Tyga Woods
If we are just banging then no, but if it's a no holds barred full service shagging then we both like to be free of funk beforehand.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 11:20 am to ConfusedHawgInMO
If my wife told me to shower before, I'd go shower and jerk it just to spite her.
I can love me clean or dirty.
I can love me clean or dirty.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:03 pm to Tyga Woods
It’s a little weird but I wouldn’t worry about it as long as your wife is ok with it.I took an abnormal psych class once.One chapter was on sexual deviations- like one guy coudn’t get an erection unless he was sniffing dirty socks.Other men that like to wear women’s clothes.What is sick is perverts that molest children,collect chid pornography,etc.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:19 pm to Tyga Woods
Not sure if this is a reflection on you or the hygiene of your wife.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 2:29 pm to Tbonepatron
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So if your wife initiates then you tell her she has to shower first?
I’ll never have this issue cuz my wife never initiates shite. I swear that if I didn’t make any moves, we could probably go 6 months without having sex before she even realized something was amiss.
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