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re: OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:03 pm to castorinho
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:03 pm to castorinho
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:04 pm to Tyga Woods
It should be regularly cleaned and always kept fresh. But I don't want it completely fresh off a cleaning. I like the smell.
A lot.
A lot.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:05 pm to castorinho
He’s totally bragging about his sex life
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:05 pm to Tyga Woods
This is some of the most feminine shite I’ve ever heard. What the frick is wrong with you
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:06 pm to Tyga Woods
Don’t you let these haters hate on you man. I used to be the same way. Nothing like a freshly showered naked woman. I’ve lowered my requirements now that we’ve been married for two decades and have two kids.
I take what I can get these days.
I take what I can get these days.
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:06 pm to OMLandshark
Granted I hate women being dirty... but it makes it a bit hotter and forbidden if you ask me, so absolutely not. I don’t want her smelling like a pig, but if we have sex after a hot concert that I also am the same, then absolutely I’m down and makes it hotter if anything.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:07 pm to beebefootballfan
quote:If anyone is a 'hater' here, it's him.
Don’t you let these haters hate on you man.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:08 pm to OMLandshark
I’m down to frick under any circumstances. I don’t care if my wife just got done taking a shite, I’ll put it in her butt. I would never be granted this opportunity but I sure as hell would capitalize if given the chance.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:08 pm to beebefootballfan
The most important thing is you don't shower afterwards and you accidentally smell it on your hands the next day and have to excuse yourself to the office bathroom for a long pee
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:10 pm to Tyga Woods
So if you bring a chick home from the bar you’re gonna make her shower before you plow her?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:11 pm to genro
Isnt OP the dude who licked up his own jizz? And he is worried if making them shower first sounds weird?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:11 pm to Tyga Woods
Yeah it's very weird, I personally like them a little stinky.
Like walking up on a dead animal after about a week in the tropical elements.
Like walking up on a dead animal after about a week in the tropical elements.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:12 pm to fr33manator
Make her loofah before you boof 'er
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:12 pm to fr33manator
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you’re gonna make her shower before you plow her?
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:13 pm to northshorebamaman
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I'm guessing that either you've been with the same girl the whole time you've been sexually active or you weren't getting lucky very often back then?
Dated one girl from senior year of high school to late sophomore year of college. Started dating my wife the summer before senior year of college. So there was about a year there where I had multiple partners and not all of them were freshly showered...but I would have preferred them to be.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:13 pm to OMLandshark
This dude would get no arse in the apocalypse
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:13 pm to Tyga Woods
No, I do not have this gay trait
Do you never have morning/middle of the night sex and just roll over and go back to sleep?
Do you never have morning/middle of the night sex and just roll over and go back to sleep?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:14 pm to genro
quote:
Make her loofah before you boof 'er
Yeah... like shower with one of those falafel things please.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:14 pm to fr33manator
quote:
So if you bring a chick home from the bar you’re gonna make her shower before you plow her?
Yes. And then I would be divorced
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:15 pm to fallguy_1978
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Do you never have morning/middle of the night sex and just roll over and go back to sleep?
Haven’t done that in years
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