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re: OT Confessions: I can’t have sex with someone if they don’t shower immediately beforehand
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:28 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:28 pm to fallguy_1978
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Do you never have morning/middle of the night sex and just roll over and go back to sleep?
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:28 pm to ScaryClown
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Dude what the frick. This is in no way ok and after I blew my load, that girl no longer has power over me so that shite is on you.
You would have had to have seen this girl to understand. We did it again right afterwards but I didn’t lick my semen off that time.
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This is one of the nastiest things I’ve ever heard and you are going to sit here and tell me a girl needs to shower before you smash.
I didn’t get this way overnight. And now I’ve been married for a long time and my wife knows the deal. I’m guessing you think it’s weird?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:28 pm to Tyga Woods
Rich Asian problems.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:29 pm to ScaryClown
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Dude what the frick. This is in no way ok and after I blew my load, that girl no longer has power over me so that shite is on you. This is one of the nastiest things I’ve ever heard
I agree that is some twisted shite, but earlier you said you'd stick your dick in a freshly shite covered a-hole, so maybe ease up off that high horse.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:30 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:Damn that girl is so hot it makes me want to drink my own cum
You would have had to have seen this girl to understand.
Hmmm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:31 pm to Tyga Woods
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You would have had to have seen this girl to understand.
No. I’ve had sex with women out of my league, and I’ve never remotely considered licking my cum off of them. This is something only a gay weirdo would do to remind himself the taste of men after fricking a woman.
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 10:33 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:32 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:WTF?
Yes. I was drunk. She was hot. She asked me to lick it off of her. It came out of me so it’s ok and not gay at all.
I can see agreeing to it if I'm in the middle of some demonic sex but when that refractory period instantly kicks in the shite is not happening.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:32 pm to GRTiger
Sticking my dick in a females arse after her taking a shite and wiping obviously(she even uses the wet wipes), is 1000x more acceptable than licking my own semen up.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:33 pm to ScaryClown
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Sticking my dick in a females arse after her taking a shite and wiping obviously(she even uses the wet wipes), is 1000x more acceptable than licking my own semen up.
Both are disgusting, but agreed.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:34 pm to genro
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Damn that girl is so hot it makes me want to drink my own cum
She asked me to do it on her chest/stomach then she grabbed my head and told me to lick it. It’s not something I planned on doing
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:35 pm to Tyga Woods
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She asked me to do it on her chest/stomach then she grabbed my head and told me to lick it. It’s not something I planned on doing
You just came. You had no excuse.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:35 pm to Tyga Woods
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I mean...we aren’t that young anymore and usually have kids in the house. 2-3 times a month and it’s usually at bedtime after we’ve both showered. Not much spontaneity at this point in our lives
Jeez, get it together.
That’s important.
This post was edited on 5/7/19 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:36 pm to northshorebamaman
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I can see agreeing to it if I'm in the middle of some demonic sex but when that refractory period instantly kicks in the shite is not happening.
I'm looking for the remote at this point
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:37 pm to Tyga Woods
If it’s just sex I could care less whether they shower beforehand or not. But I won’t eat arse unless they’ve had a shower beforehand
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:38 pm to Tyga Woods
Is sex in the shower on the table?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:38 pm to ScaryClown
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and after I blew my load, that girl no longer has power over me
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:39 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:That's probably how a lot of police reports begin
She asked me to do it on her chest/stomach then she grabbed my head and told me to lick it.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:39 pm to ScaryClown
I mean, I'd choose shite dick no doubt, but you're over-normalizing your excitement of it.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:39 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:Yep. Best she's getting out of me at that point is a towel or a tshirt to wipe off with.
I'm looking for the remote at this point
Posted on 5/7/19 at 10:39 pm to genro
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That's probably how a lot of police reports begin
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