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re: "My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again"

Posted on 5/2/22 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
13023 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 10:32 pm to
Must be frustrating.


Dude hasn’t been able to satisfy himself with both hands for over 6 years.
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor


Damn I miss Allen Funt!!!
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37071 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 11:06 pm to
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The Man With a Penis on his Arm


Documentary title by Lifetime
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11295 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 5:43 am to
quote:

A second surgery to move the manhood between his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic.

Is this universal healthcare?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80916 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 6:04 am to
quote:

MacDonald was left with the artificial phallus poking out of his forearm.


Should have used a mouse to grow it.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11707 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 6:07 am to
In one of the rare instances that I'm trying to find unblurred pictures of a penis, I can't seem to find unblurred pictures of the arm penis to satisfy my curiosity. That makes me oddly sad.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22656 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 6:54 am to
quote:

“The Man With a Penis on his Arm”


Man, Marvel is really stretching it these days to keep the franchise fresh.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22656 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 6:56 am to
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Damn I miss Allen Funt!!!


Not many on here gonna get that one.
Posted by seawolf06
NH
Member since Oct 2007
8159 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:20 am to
quote:

six years after it was designed by doctors


So six years to get surgery for the artificial limb?

quote:

delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic


Another six years for replacement surgery?

And you want me to believe Universal Healthcare is better than the shite we have in USA?
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6432 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:42 am to
Wonder if he likes arm wrestling.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7853 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:48 am to

This is why we had Circuses in the past.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55329 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:57 am to
I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138931 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:59 am to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138931 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:00 am to
quote:

A second surgery to move the manhood between his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic.

Gotta love nationalized healthcare
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

Damn I miss Allen Funt!!!



Not many on here gonna get that one.



Good point. Damn I miss Allen Funt, Jr.!!!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122189 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:05 pm to
Its not funny... But in one way it kind of is.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:07 pm to
Dude would win an arm wrestling championship by just showing up
Posted by TunaTrip
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2019
457 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 9:38 am to
If he started fighting MMA he would have a clear advantage.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12777 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 10:08 am to
quote:

when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor”


you gotta know when to fold'em.
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