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"My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again"

Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:16 pm
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:16 pm

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A man who lost his penis due to a severe blood infection has had an artificial member surgically attached to his nether region — six years after it was designed by doctors.

“I feel like a real man again,” Malcolm MacDonald, 47, exclaimed in a new documentary detailing his extraordinary ordeal.

The mechanic — who resides in Norfolk, England — was left mortified back in 2010 when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor” after he suffered an infection in his perineum.

Surgeons subsequently manufactured a new penis for the father of two using a skin flap on his left arm. They planned to move the manmade member down to his pubic area but were forced to stop the operation due to a lack of oxygen in his blood.

MacDonald was left with the artificial phallus poking out of his forearm.

A second surgery to move the manhood between his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic.

MacDonald — who was profiled in The Post back in 2020 — eventually became used to having the appendage on his arm.

“People ask me about it when they see me in the pub, and of course people make jokes,” he stated at the time. “But I get it. It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see the funny side. I have to. I don’t have any other option.”

In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm” — MacDonald recalls helping an elderly lady retrieve an item from the top shelf at a supermarket, only to have the penis pop out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.


LINK
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90331 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:19 pm to
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In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm”


wonder what it's about?
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3067 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:20 pm to
Same thing happened to me. Doctor said no big loss.
Posted by HotTakes
Member since Sep 2021
1498 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:20 pm to
That thing is a big a forearm lmao
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
11002 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:20 pm to
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My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm



Things I thought I'd never read today


eta: zero chance I click that link
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 5:22 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75174 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:21 pm to
I remember this story first hitting the OT. I'm not surprised to see a documentary was made. It isn't every day you see a pecker arm.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15662 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:21 pm to
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47

That’s a rough 47, but
quote:

A man who lost his penis due to a severe blood infection has had an artificial member surgically attached

I understand. He’s had a rough stretch in life.
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12418 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:23 pm to
So….
Dude lost his dick due to a blood infection. Doctors formed a new one on his arm but couldn’t move it to his dick(hole?) for another 6 years?

I’m fascinated.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:27 pm to
that's enough internet for me today
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9372 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:28 pm to
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second surgery to move the manhood between his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic.


You see this is what government run healthcare gets ya....a dick on your arm for six years.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
61004 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:30 pm to
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“People ask me about it when they see me in the pub, and of course people make jokes,” he stated at the time. “But I get it. It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see the funny side. I have to. I don’t have any other option.”


Sure you have other options. You can get up really early and walk around and cry. You can watch TikTok make fun of your penis arm and complain about it incessantly. You could even have surgery to get your arm penis lengthened by three inches, but you still have an arm penis.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40863 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:30 pm to
I see they blurred the image, but is a penis really a penis if it's attached to your forearm?
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:36 pm to
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MacDonald was left with the artificial phallus poking out of his forearm.

I wonder if he ever fricked a chick using a clothesline



Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:41 pm to
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People ask me about it when they see me in the pub, and of course people make jokes,”


I would thump it.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51885 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:50 pm to
It probably looks like this:

Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56146 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:52 pm to
One asset will be he won't have to drop his drawers to whack his bean.
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1310 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:57 pm to
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when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor”

Like I needed something else to keep me awake at night worrying.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150146 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm” 
I hate oscar bait
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25917 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

So….
Dude lost his dick due to a blood infection. Doctors formed a new one on his arm but couldn’t move it to his dick(hole?) for another 6 years?

I’m fascinated.


It’s the combined miracles of modern science and universal healthcare.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 6:05 pm
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16208 posts
Posted on 5/2/22 at 6:10 pm to
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In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm” —


Such a creative title. They couldn't come up with anything else that might even be SLIGHTLY clever?

Dick Arm-y? Anything?
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