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"My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again"
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:16 pm
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A man who lost his penis due to a severe blood infection has had an artificial member surgically attached to his nether region — six years after it was designed by doctors.
“I feel like a real man again,” Malcolm MacDonald, 47, exclaimed in a new documentary detailing his extraordinary ordeal.
The mechanic — who resides in Norfolk, England — was left mortified back in 2010 when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor” after he suffered an infection in his perineum.
Surgeons subsequently manufactured a new penis for the father of two using a skin flap on his left arm. They planned to move the manmade member down to his pubic area but were forced to stop the operation due to a lack of oxygen in his blood.
MacDonald was left with the artificial phallus poking out of his forearm.
A second surgery to move the manhood between his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic.
MacDonald — who was profiled in The Post back in 2020 — eventually became used to having the appendage on his arm.
“People ask me about it when they see me in the pub, and of course people make jokes,” he stated at the time. “But I get it. It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see the funny side. I have to. I don’t have any other option.”
In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm” — MacDonald recalls helping an elderly lady retrieve an item from the top shelf at a supermarket, only to have the penis pop out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head.
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Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:19 pm to jatilen
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In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm”
wonder what it's about?
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:20 pm to jatilen
Same thing happened to me. Doctor said no big loss. 
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:20 pm to jatilen
That thing is a big a forearm lmao
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:20 pm to jatilen
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My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm
Things I thought I'd never read today
eta: zero chance I click that link
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:21 pm to jatilen
I remember this story first hitting the OT. I'm not surprised to see a documentary was made. It isn't every day you see a pecker arm.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:21 pm to jatilen
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That’s a rough 47, but
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A man who lost his penis due to a severe blood infection has had an artificial member surgically attached
I understand. He’s had a rough stretch in life.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:23 pm to jatilen
So….
Dude lost his dick due to a blood infection. Doctors formed a new one on his arm but couldn’t move it to his dick(hole?) for another 6 years?
I’m fascinated.
Dude lost his dick due to a blood infection. Doctors formed a new one on his arm but couldn’t move it to his dick(hole?) for another 6 years?
I’m fascinated.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:27 pm to jatilen
that's enough internet for me today
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:28 pm to jatilen
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second surgery to move the manhood between his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic.
You see this is what government run healthcare gets ya....a dick on your arm for six years.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:30 pm to jatilen
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“People ask me about it when they see me in the pub, and of course people make jokes,” he stated at the time. “But I get it. It’s not every day you see a man with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see the funny side. I have to. I don’t have any other option.”
Sure you have other options. You can get up really early and walk around and cry. You can watch TikTok make fun of your penis arm and complain about it incessantly. You could even have surgery to get your arm penis lengthened by three inches, but you still have an arm penis.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:30 pm to jatilen
I see they blurred the image, but is a penis really a penis if it's attached to your forearm?
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:36 pm to jatilen
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MacDonald was left with the artificial phallus poking out of his forearm.
I wonder if he ever fricked a chick using a clothesline
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:41 pm to jatilen
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People ask me about it when they see me in the pub, and of course people make jokes,”
I would thump it.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:50 pm to Mr Personality
It probably looks like this:

Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:52 pm to jatilen
One asset will be he won't have to drop his drawers to whack his bean.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:57 pm to jatilen
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when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor”
Like I needed something else to keep me awake at night worrying.
Posted on 5/2/22 at 5:58 pm to jatilen
quote:I hate oscar bait
In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm”
Posted on 5/2/22 at 6:04 pm to Warfarer
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So….
Dude lost his dick due to a blood infection. Doctors formed a new one on his arm but couldn’t move it to his dick(hole?) for another 6 years?
I’m fascinated.
It’s the combined miracles of modern science and universal healthcare.
This post was edited on 5/2/22 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 5/2/22 at 6:10 pm to jatilen
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In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm” —
Such a creative title. They couldn't come up with anything else that might even be SLIGHTLY clever?
Dick Arm-y? Anything?
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