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re: Legit Lane Smoke

Posted by Johnny Carson on 11/19/25 at 6:26 pm to

For your Arkansas friends?
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Before yall showed up, they killed Auburn’s trees.

And rubbed their nuts on LSU fans

re: What if Alabama comes open?

Posted by Johnny Carson on 11/19/25 at 11:59 am to
Mama calls and Dabo comes home.
Sexton pulled the ole bait and switch. LSU got Chris Kiffin not Lane.
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That wasnt the case. Our AD and boosters were told by Sexton if they hit the guarantees they gave them then he would be staying which is why Ole Miss was so confident until around Friday last week. That’s when Sexton came back asking for more and our AD and boosters basically told him to frick off. Sign our extension by x date or we are pulling it and he can move on. It wasn’t the first time Sexton pulled that little act. It was the 4th time in a month but what pissed off our people to the point of stopping negotiations was Sexton assuring us that was the last time he would come back asking for more. And then he did it again


Should’ve got a memorandum of understanding from Ole Lane. His word is his bond, strong like oak.
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Lots of Arky accounts all tweeting the same thing

Yet no one mentions a name


Saban
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My sources are saying Saban to Arkansas is done deal. Just the details of how much Walmart stock he wants and if he wants to be the AD after retiring. The Frank Broyles treatment if you will. Announcement imminent,
It's Saban

Okay guys I told you it's Saban yesterday. Here's the details that I'm hearing: 22 million a year plus Walmart stock and a lifetime supply of Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies for both AD and head coaching positions. JB Hunt, Stephens Investment, and Tyson have committed to making Arkansas' NIL war chest the highest in the nation. Saban has the option of being Emeritus AD and hand pick his successors after stepping down. Game Over bitches, Fear the Pig.
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I still say if there was a tiny chance Saban ever put on another whistle, it would be at a school other than Bama/LSU. A natty at 3 different schools might be a tempting enough challenge.

My sources are saying Saban to Arkansas is done deal. Just the details of how much Walmart stock he wants and if he wants to be the AD after retiring. The Frank Broyles treatment if you will. Announcement imminent,
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Dabo at Arkansas would be entertaining though

re: My top 5 (w/ metrics)

Posted by Johnny Carson on 11/11/25 at 11:54 am to
Now do Frank Wilson.

re: Sh*tshow my arse

Posted by Johnny Carson on 11/11/25 at 10:37 am to
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Tennessee went through this and still got Heupel.



I'm pretty sure Heupel was hired by his previous boss UCF AD Danny White. He just brought Heupel with him to Tennessee. So, not really an extensive search.
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What are the odds Brian Kelly’s replacement is… Brian Kelly?

He wants the whole 54 million!? … hey we were just joking about that whole firing thing.

LSU goes from negotiating a buyout to begging Kelly to come back.

I thought Arkansas' athletic department was a shitshow, thanks LSU.
Saban was supposed to be announced today, I thought.