Johnny Carson

re: Anyone else feel this......

Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/25/26 at 2:05 pm to ElDawgHawg

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Cautious optimism......

re: Secretly selling off my Chef Mom’s cookbook to surprise her with the money.

Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/23/26 at 7:45 pm to cyborgsaint

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Food and Drink

re: Secretly selling off my Chef Mom’s cookbook to surprise her with the money.

Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/23/26 at 7:57 am to cyborgsaint

Hey I placed an order on Shopify and accidently used the wrong address. How can I contact you to make sure the cookbook is sent to the right address?
Replied to confirmation email with correct address.

Thanks

Food and Drink

re: Arkansas football recruiting: Portal madness entering final stretch before dead period

Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/23/26 at 7:03 am to STLhog

re: So I dropped one of the wife's Nora Fleming nicknacks this morning

Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/19/26 at 10:50 am to AUTimbo

Break something of yours and blame her. Gotta get out in front of the blame game.

O-T Lounge

re: Is Kane Wommack wearing a purse?

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/19/25 at 10:02 pm to WilliamTaylor21

re: Arkansas football recruiting: Portal madness entering final stretch before dead period

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/17/25 at 8:26 am to The Sultan of Swine

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let me guess, they both like pizza too

Who doesn't love pizza?

re: Arkansas football recruiting: Portal madness entering final stretch before dead period

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/16/25 at 7:16 pm to The Sultan of Swine

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It was part exaggeration, part expression of pessimism, part excuse to use the term silverdicked

Silverdick the new Mullen
According to a former coach of both Silverdick and Mullen they share quite a few similarities. As bad as you chubbed up for Mullen, you should be excited about Silverdick.

re: Six New SEC Coaches

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/12/25 at 8:39 am to Chip82

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With the new 9 game conference schedule it will be a tough road for any of these coaches to make it to the playoffs in their first year.

In fact, four out of these six coaches will statistically fail to live up to the expectations of the fan bases within three years.

After looking over newly released schedules for 2026, this is my estimate:

Auburn 6-6

Arkansas 5-7

Florida 7-5

Kentucky 4-8

LSU 9-3

Old Miss 8-4

So, four of these teams will qualify for a bowl bid, but that alone doesn't seem to still be a basic standard of success.

re: Gaizka Crowley is the new football GM

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/12/25 at 8:00 am to Razorback Reverend

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Ohhh, and just imagine how BP would have done with such support...

re: LOL @ Arkansas football

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/8/25 at 1:01 pm to TexToughKnuckles

Larry Porter 2 Electric Boogaloo

re: Silverfield Presser Link/Discussion

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/8/25 at 7:24 am to The Sultan of Swine

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This is all fluff. Never has a coaches success ever been determined by how personable they come off at media events.

Maybe, but it doesn't hurt when the coach has to do their own fund raising for NIL cause his AD is incompetent.

re: Breaking news: Bama OUT now!

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/7/25 at 7:49 pm to scottydoesntknow

That he’s a dumb arse for making this post.

re: Silverfield Presser Link/Discussion

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/4/25 at 3:24 pm to HogPharmer

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That was me. I have pledged $5/mo.

You guys are welcome.

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/1/25 at 8:02 pm to hawgfaninc

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/1/25 at 7:32 pm to hawgfaninc

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re: Arkansas football recruiting: Portal madness entering final stretch before dead period

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/1/25 at 7:00 pm to TheCheshireHog

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The Silverfox will take anyone from the portal he wants. Let the Kool-Aid flow over you today.

re: Notes on Penn State search

Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/1/25 at 7:48 am to AUCE05

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So they have no clue

Time to hit the showers and regroup.

Coaching Changes

re: Arkansas Football GM

Posted by Johnny Carson on 11/30/25 at 7:45 pm to TheCheshireHog

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My kid balled his eyes out after the game last night because he was sad we had no more to go to together this year. Sometimes it’s about more than the result on the field

You’re a good father creating memories with your son. Some might consider making your child watch Arkansas football as a form of child abuse, passing on that generational despair of Hog sports but you’re a good father nonetheless.