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Johnny Carson
| Favorite team: | Arkansas |
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| Number of Posts: | 1305 |
| Registered on: | 7/18/2010 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: What is the Mid-South? How does it differ from the rest of the South?
Posted by Johnny Carson on 3/26/26 at 12:26 pm to Defenseiskey
quote:aka the "Powdered Donut" in the Mid-South area.
Memphis
re: Love how Arky was brave enough to do it
Posted by Johnny Carson on 3/24/26 at 7:22 am to Arkapigdiesel
quote:
I wished we'd implode our football program and sink everything into basketball and baseball.
John L. Smith, Bert, Chaggie, and Pittman - we've already imploded our football program. We're just picking up the pieces now.
re: When it's time say goodbye to your little buddy..
Posted by Johnny Carson on 3/5/26 at 7:50 am to i am dan
quote:
I think I just want somebody to say, yeah it's time, man.
Letting go of a cherished pet is hard but the best thing you can do is put them out of their misery. You have to realize that it's the humane thing to do. It's easy to be selfish in this time and try to hold on to them as long as possible. It's time.
re: If your wife cheated with another woman
Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/27/26 at 3:46 pm to diat150
quote:
you are fricked because no man is eating pussy better than a woman
Lou Diamond Phillips can confirm.
re: Anyone else feel this......
Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/25/26 at 2:05 pm to ElDawgHawg
quote:
Cautious optimism......

re: Secretly selling off my Chef Mom’s cookbook to surprise her with the money.
Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/23/26 at 7:45 pm to cyborgsaint
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re: Secretly selling off my Chef Mom’s cookbook to surprise her with the money.
Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/23/26 at 7:57 am to cyborgsaint
Hey I placed an order on Shopify and accidently used the wrong address. How can I contact you to make sure the cookbook is sent to the right address?
Replied to confirmation email with correct address.
Thanks
Replied to confirmation email with correct address.
Thanks
re: So I dropped one of the wife's Nora Fleming nicknacks this morning
Posted by Johnny Carson on 1/19/26 at 10:50 am to AUTimbo
Break something of yours and blame her. Gotta get out in front of the blame game.
re: Is Kane Wommack wearing a purse?
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/19/25 at 10:02 pm to WilliamTaylor21
re: Arkansas football recruiting: Portal madness entering final stretch before dead period
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/17/25 at 8:26 am to The Sultan of Swine
quote:
let me guess, they both like pizza too
Who doesn't love pizza?
re: Arkansas football recruiting: Portal madness entering final stretch before dead period
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/16/25 at 7:16 pm to The Sultan of Swine
quote:Silverdick the new Mullen
It was part exaggeration, part expression of pessimism, part excuse to use the term silverdicked
According to a former coach of both Silverdick and Mullen they share quite a few similarities. As bad as you chubbed up for Mullen, you should be excited about Silverdick.
re: Six New SEC Coaches
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/12/25 at 8:39 am to Chip82
quote:
With the new 9 game conference schedule it will be a tough road for any of these coaches to make it to the playoffs in their first year.
In fact, four out of these six coaches will statistically fail to live up to the expectations of the fan bases within three years.
After looking over newly released schedules for 2026, this is my estimate:
Auburn 6-6
Arkansas 5-7
Florida 7-5
Kentucky 4-8
LSU 9-3
Old Miss 8-4
So, four of these teams will qualify for a bowl bid, but that alone doesn't seem to still be a basic standard of success.

re: Gaizka Crowley is the new football GM
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/12/25 at 8:00 am to Razorback Reverend
quote:
Ohhh, and just imagine how BP would have done with such support...

re: LOL @ Arkansas football
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/8/25 at 1:01 pm to TexToughKnuckles
Larry Porter 2 Electric Boogaloo
re: Silverfield Presser Link/Discussion
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/8/25 at 7:24 am to The Sultan of Swine
quote:
This is all fluff. Never has a coaches success ever been determined by how personable they come off at media events.
Maybe, but it doesn't hurt when the coach has to do their own fund raising for NIL cause his AD is incompetent.
re: Breaking news: Bama OUT now!
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/7/25 at 7:49 pm to scottydoesntknow
That he’s a dumb arse for making this post.
re: Silverfield Presser Link/Discussion
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/4/25 at 3:24 pm to HogPharmer
quote:
That was me. I have pledged $5/mo.
You guys are welcome.

re: Coaching Search Thread
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/1/25 at 8:02 pm to hawgfaninc

re: Arkansas football recruiting: Portal madness entering final stretch before dead period
Posted by Johnny Carson on 12/1/25 at 7:00 pm to TheCheshireHog
quote:
The Silverfox will take anyone from the portal he wants. Let the Kool-Aid flow over you today.

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