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Johnny Carson
| Favorite team: | Arkansas  |
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| Number of Posts: | 1355 |
| Registered on: | 7/18/2010 |
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re: Football week 6: Tennessee 10/10 - 3:15p
Posted by Johnny Carson on 10/5/26 at 3:06 pm to hawgfaninc
That's like saying, "I know my kids aren't the smartest or best-looking kids in their class, but I love the dumb and ugly son of bitches cause they're mine".
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re: How can Arkansas be so bad every year
Posted by Johnny Carson on 10/4/26 at 9:28 am to UltimaParadox
Somebody has to suck. Why not us, lil ole Arkansas? You're welcome SEC for us being your slump buster.
re: Name My Band
Posted by Johnny Carson on 10/2/26 at 12:32 pm to FearlessFreep
Psycho Asexuals
re: I need a hawg hat!
Posted by Johnny Carson on 10/1/26 at 2:44 pm to ColoradoElkHerd
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Feel the need for a dump
Here I sit butthole flexin
given birth to another Texan
re: On3’s projected conference realignment if 20 team cap becomes law
Posted by Johnny Carson on 10/1/26 at 12:19 pm to TigerLunatik
quote:SEC to all the other thrown together mongrel conferences.
At least the additions to the SEC are actually in the southeastern part of the country. frick all this bullshite of east coast and west coast teams being in the same conference.
re: Arkansas continues to fire their way to the bottom,
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/25/26 at 11:24 am to lewis and herschel
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Arkansas continues to fire their way to the bottom,
re: Let's try to think outside the box: Bill Clinton for Athletic Director
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/25/26 at 11:19 am to Ben Rumson
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Let's try to think outside the box: Bill Clinton for Athletic Director
I don't know if football wins or NIL money will go up turning his tenure but STDs certainly will.
re: As the Hog Slop Churns
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/24/26 at 2:37 pm to beebefootballfan
re: Butch Jones is Best Coach in Arkansas
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/21/26 at 7:44 pm to stitchop
If we can’t be champions on the field then at least we can be champions in life. 
re: Is this a crazy idea?
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/21/26 at 9:10 am to Porker Face
[quote]Jesus this name again. Everyone wants fresh faces except a few special retards here.[quote]
Fixed it for you.
Fixed it for you.
re: Talk to me about Tennessee fans
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/20/26 at 12:00 pm to GreatPumpkin
Man, I hate Tennessee because, first of all, it's Tennessee. I just hate 'em because they low down, they dirty, they some snitches. And I hate Phillip Fulmer, I hate their colors. I'm not a dog person. I just hate Tennessee, man.I hate Neyland Stadium, it looks like a garbage truck worker convention. And I don't like--I just hate Tennessee man, I can't stress that enough. It's just--ugh! And their colors... it's that throw-up orange. It's not that orange that you can sit with. It's that puke inside of a pumpkin orange. And I just don't like 'em, they low down, they dirty, they some snitches. I hate all their quarterbacks.
re: Any of you frickers that had hope should be ashamed
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/17/26 at 7:45 am to Rzrbackguy
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maybe go throw Louisville post Petrino (both times)in your ChatGPT then try again?
I know right. Are we in some competition with Louisville to see how many times we can hire and fire Petrino?
re: National media finally discovering Arkansas Twitter is something to behold
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/17/26 at 7:13 am to Ben Rumson
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He's standing there with headphones on but he's not talking to anyone on them, nor is he interacting with the players or any assistant coaches while our team is imploding. ESPN put the camera on him nine or ten times and it was the same ever time.
Even Arkansas fans have never seen that.
But when we saw it, we knew what it meant
Pretty sure this is what Silverfield is thinking.
re: OU Board of Regents approves 6 Year $63 Million Extension to the Brent Venables contract
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/16/26 at 11:23 am to Brisketeer
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Our admin is not serious about winning.
Arkansas's admin says hold my beer.
re: Hogs really do have issues
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/16/26 at 9:12 am to Crimson Wraith
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Crimson Wraith
re: Arkansas Forum calling for Norvell or Art Briles
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/15/26 at 9:43 am to gamecockman12
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Silverfield gets at least two years. Maybe three
After fifteen years of this shitshow.
re: Ole Miss friends said they plan on hiding lead weights
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/15/26 at 9:07 am to Lgrnwd
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I’m sure they will be sure to keep them separate from the “fancy” tenders.
I think the word you're looking for is segregated. Can't have lead tenders intermingling with superior white chicken meat tenders.
re: Any chance Arkansas beats Utah?
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/12/26 at 8:31 am to LSUJames
re: Arky is going to screw this up
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/12/26 at 8:28 am to TheArrogantCorndog
re: Arkansas has 2 players on the roster that has been to a nfl mini camp?
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/11/26 at 9:17 am to JTA1985
tFear is real.
Am I doing this right LSU tards?
Am I doing this right LSU tards?
re: Football week 1: North Alabama 9/5 - 3:15p
Posted by Johnny Carson on 9/3/26 at 8:51 am to DomesticatedBoar
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But what has he accomplished as a head coach that that makes you think he’ll be successful at Arkansas? In the SEC?[
Ryan Silverfield’s Record vs. Former American Conference SEC Coaches
Ryan Silverfield’s head-to-head record against other current SEC head coaches who were previously in the American Athletic Conference is 5-2
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Breakdown by opponent
Alex Golesh (Auburn) – 3-0: Silverfield beat Golesh’s teams every time they met during his Memphis tenure
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Jon Sumrall (Florida) – 1-1: One win and one loss in their matchups
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Josh Heupel (UCF) – 1-0: Silverfield won their only meeting
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Eli Drinkwitz (Missouri) – 0-1: Missouri’s 34-27 win over Memphis in 2023 was his only loss to a current SEC coach
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