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re: LSU’s defense is a back alley third trimester coat hanger abortion - Johnny Carson
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re: Arky "Hot Start" - Smoke and Mirrors - Johnny Carson
What you Aggies fail to realize is Arkansas is playing with house money. We have exceeded expectations for the year already. We absolutely nothing to lose in this game and for the rest of the season. We are not going to win the West but we can cause chaos with everyone else's schedule and ruin thei...
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re: Tennessee makes coaching change with "winning attitude" coach - Johnny Carson
[quote] My guess is that he is a lazy recruiter or Pruitt just doesn't like him.[/quote] Pruitt probably found out the DL coach likes biscuits instead of cornbread and that will not do. The Vols are strictly a cornbread kinda team....
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re: Clemson is 2 touchdowns better then anybody in this league - Johnny Carson
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re: I, for one, welcome our new Flagship overlords - Johnny Carson
[quote]They had to swim through a river of shite to get here. Bert and Chad are the river.[/quote][img]https://images.boredomfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2019/06/Shawshank-Tunnel-GIF.gif[/img] [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IndolentJuicyArmyant-size_restricted.gif[/img] [img]https://i.make...
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re: Has anyone seen tGrind? - Johnny Carson
[img]https://media.tenor.com/images/19f00223e8ccd4625252a1b3f95b38f5/tenor.gif[/img][quote]Arkansas broke them. Kentucky buried them.[/quote]...
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re: Arkansas game is "personal" for Chad Morris - Johnny Carson
[quote] Are you really allowed to have a "personal" issue with an employer who fired you for being obviously terrible at your job?[/quote] Well, when you’re a baby back bitch Aggie it’s kinda expected....
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re: got into a car accident today in NOLA: Updated; other party deemed 100% at fault - Johnny Carson
[link=(https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Electronics-Car-Dash-Mounted-Cameras/zgbs/electronics/3248689011)]Amazon Dash Cam Best Sellers[/link] Invest in one of these before the next one. ...
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re: Has Arkansas ever won 2 SEC games in the same season? - Johnny Carson
Remember that time the Rebels were oh so close going to SEC championship game in Atlanta. The SEC Rant remembers. [img]https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-09-2015/jkzWLV.gif[/img] [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HelpfulBewitchedBorderterrier-size_restricted.gif[/img]...
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re: Did Joe lose the left last night or did he just lie? - Johnny Carson
Biden's crack head son Hunter could campaign at a Rock the Vote rally and scream "Kill Whitey". The white liberal left would still vote for Sleepy Creepy Joe. [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PeacefulIllinformedBluejay-size_restricted.gif[/img]...
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re: How terrible is Florida State? - Johnny Carson
[quote]I hate to pee on the parade of my A&M friends but... yeah. Once Jimbo found out his wife was going to Pound Town with half the campus he collapse as the head coach at FSU. He hasn't shown a great deal of life since then at A&M for that matter.[/quote] Yeah, Jimbo's ex was saying their name b...
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re: What made you decide to propose to your wife? - Johnny Carson
WaterLink, you sure your name shouldn't be Waterhead?...
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re: Interesting conversation I had with my neighbors - Johnny Carson
Niccolo Machiavelli - name checks out...
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re: “Hot for Teacher” - Wheel of Fortune edition - Johnny Carson
[quote]I'd buy her a vowel[/quote] An O amirite?[img]https://i.imgur.com/GoA5dts.gif[/img]...
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re: I would love to be a fly on the wall in fricknutz Martha's Vineyard Estate - Johnny Carson
[quote]IB4 you’d be hearing two dudes banging when Michael is in the house.[/quote][img]https://throughthelookingglassnews.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/5e2-michelle-obama-dont-find-that-funny-1-michael.jpg?w=616[/img]...
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re: My wife was chased by 3 black men carrying knives at the gas station in Minneapolis - Johnny Carson
[quote]They stalked her inside, ran after her outside. She barely made it to the car before taking off with door open. She is terrified. Police no where to be found in Minneapolis. BLM folks[/quote] [quote]She got home an hour ago, terrified. Her face was yellow.[/quote] [img]https://media0.giphy...
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re: Evidence of faked moon landing? - Johnny Carson
I'm pretty sure Led Zeppelin recorded an album on the moon. So, the lunar landings are totally real.[img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51f0lfEWFoL.jpg[/img]...
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re: Sully attended campaign fundraiser for Biden - Johnny Carson
Congratulation on being exceptional at your job, Sully and having low morals / poor political judgement. ...
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re: Ole Miss to Sell Cardboard Cutouts in the Vaught for Games - Johnny Carson
How can you not put Eli in the stands?[img]https://joegoodsports.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/eli-manning-drag-snl_1b.jpg[/img] [img]https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fempiresports.co%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F01%2Fmanning_01.jpg&f=1&nofb=1[/img]...
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re: Why I can’t vote Democrat - Johnny Carson
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