Sasquatch Smash

[quote]two completely intact. [/quote] Someone didn’t pay for parking and got a boot. ...

[quote]Mox won without bleeding?????[/quote] Isn’t that two weeks in a row? The other guy bled last week, if I recall. ...

[quote]AEW Continental Champion (newly created championship)[/quote] How are they going to frick this up like with the flags on the All-Atlantic belt? Show countries that are on different continents? ...

[quote]Punk actually didn't pop the Raw rating as much as I thought.[/quote] I don’t know why you puny, small-brained humans aren’t listening to me, another normal human, about how much Punk sucks and how no one cares about it. Hello, all ye humans! ...

The “no stats” on the offensive linemen are misleading. You’d probably need to check participation records for them. Cam Wire and Xavier Hill played all 12 games for their teams, for example. [quote]Kolbe Fields La. Tech... No Stats[/quote] Had to take a redshirt year because it was his sec...

Averaging 10 posts a year. Way to be. ...

[quote]I saw his promo. It seemed like the typical happy to be here WWE promo. Pretty weak for Punk.[/quote] I thought it was odd that he said he was there to make a lot of money before the camera went off. ...

AJ is coming too? Has Punk been sexually assaulted in the back?...

[quote]This crowd is dead wtf[/quote] Maybe no one cares about this dude. ...

Oh…look who it is. This piece of shite. Ruining a great song. ...

JD’s neck is happy to be injured. Gets a reprieve from holding up that head. ...

Dom hasn’t been handled this roughly since last night in Mami’s chambers. ...

[quote]It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if they did do Punk v Paul fairly quickly to let the boys in the back see that Punk is here to work.[/quote] Then he’ll have to say that’s he’s “the best in the United States.”...

This is a match where the fat one has the best natural tits in the ring. ...

[quote]"Gimmicks"??? Sir, I was under the impression that all of us in the MNRT are completely genuine and are comments on here are 100% reflective of our real life personalities[/quote] Oh, good. I was worried you were an actual Tennessee fan. Could you imagine? ...

[quote]His WWE run was pretty good stuff.[/quote] I’m sure it was. I also think saying “Punk sucks” and being a contrarian in regards to him has become one of my gimmicks. Sort of like how I sometimes say things that only I’m not a totally normal human. ...

[quote]Squatch did Mr. Brooks burn down a large patch of deep forest or something?[/quote] Sir, I’m not sure why I’d be concerned with large chunks of forest, sir, outside what most normal humans care, sir. I wasn’t watching WWE back when Punk was hot and don’t know his other indie stuff....

Leather kilt. Is this Scottish Psychopath Drew?...

[quote]Seth's character.[/quote] I don’t necessarily dislike the character, but I hate the crowd singing his stupid song for so long. Punk chants. Yay! What I always wanted. ...

[quote]Punk's arrival is imminent...[/quote] Had to be. Is it halftime? Also, Punk sucks. ...