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Posted on 2/9/21 at 6:54 am to udtiger
Yes, this was several years ago. I guess in todays world of PC and inclusion, ol junior would be allowed to rise on up and be "included" in the prep and not sent back to the land of limp.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 8:32 am to jamiegla1
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He immediately stuck his finger in my butt and said it was a prostate infection. He sent me to another dr that immediately stuck his finger in my butt.
Why did he send you to another doctor? Prostatitis is a pretty straight forward diagnosis.
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But this dude decided to press on my prostate just to prove to me that that's what it was.
The pain i felt, ill never forget. I let out a cry like a girl
I bet you wish that he had sent you "student doctor magic finger" instead.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 9:26 am to WeeWee
had emergency appendectomy that didnt go real well. Surgery lasted 2 hours and were some complications involved. Needless to say I hadn't fasted the day of the surgery since it was an emergency.
Hot nurse, who is also friends with wife, is so happy to be wheeling me from post op to my hospital room. She goes to help transfer me from surgery bed to regular bed and theres a massive boom boom stain on the bed. She proceeds to clean me up because i was still too fricked up to do it myself. Wife in room, two cute nurses, one wiping me down and talking to me in nurse voice like its no big deal. I have a major problem with bodily functions as is, so this was nightmare scenario for me. Wife has tried to bring it up twice and I damn near yelled both times to prevent it.
Absolutely humiliating.
Hot nurse, who is also friends with wife, is so happy to be wheeling me from post op to my hospital room. She goes to help transfer me from surgery bed to regular bed and theres a massive boom boom stain on the bed. She proceeds to clean me up because i was still too fricked up to do it myself. Wife in room, two cute nurses, one wiping me down and talking to me in nurse voice like its no big deal. I have a major problem with bodily functions as is, so this was nightmare scenario for me. Wife has tried to bring it up twice and I damn near yelled both times to prevent it.
Absolutely humiliating.
This post was edited on 2/9/21 at 9:29 am
Posted on 2/9/21 at 9:35 am to Tarps99
Hemorrhoid check! Last time the doctor was a good looking chick. to be lifted on the table with your arse in the air, knowing she has her hand wrist deep is quite humiliating.
If I would have been single, I would have asked for her number so the full embarrassment to be complete.
If I would have been single, I would have asked for her number so the full embarrassment to be complete.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 9:42 am to shagnasty 2
The best story on this thread! Finished with the shite shot!
Shagnasty 2 for the win!
Shagnasty 2 for the win!
Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:16 am to Tarps99
Before I could go to LSU, I had to go to the doctor to make sure I was up to date on shots.
We didn't have a GP that we used, so my mom sent me to the closest doctors office.
Apparently the doctor was gay (not that there' anything wrong with that) and hired an all male gay staff. Like flaming gay.
He does a physical on me, with his gay male nurse standing there, and I swear to god the doctor grabbed my crank and said "are you using this thing?"
"Um, yes sir..."
"Well you're going to college now, so be safe."
"Ok. I will. Can I pull my pants up now?"
All the while I can see the gay nurse staring at me. It was fricking awkward as hell.
We didn't have a GP that we used, so my mom sent me to the closest doctors office.
Apparently the doctor was gay (not that there' anything wrong with that) and hired an all male gay staff. Like flaming gay.
He does a physical on me, with his gay male nurse standing there, and I swear to god the doctor grabbed my crank and said "are you using this thing?"
"Um, yes sir..."
"Well you're going to college now, so be safe."
"Ok. I will. Can I pull my pants up now?"
All the while I can see the gay nurse staring at me. It was fricking awkward as hell.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:22 am to boxcarbarney
I busted a boner on the massage table one time.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:34 am to Gage
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My friend and the ATV land on me. I land on the posthole digger.
You are an unlucky lucky man.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:35 am to TDTOM
After surgery Urology surgeon comes in with a room full of residents/interns/or students. He announces lets pull the foley cath which he proceeds to do. He tells every to take a close look and they all lean in and take a view of my junk
Posted on 2/9/21 at 10:49 am to ColdTurkey
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They’d prescribed something to widen my urethra, turned my piss orange, Stained EVERYTHING. Ruined idk how many pairs of boxers.
You gotta shake it better bud.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:19 am to Tarps99
Was awake for my vasectomy. The doctor was late so I had to make small talk with the male nurse who had palsy while he lifted my penis to shave my balls. I laid there for 15 minutes with my junk pointing up in the air. We mostly talked GTA Vice City. I took a couple valiums before hand so I was totally cool with all of this.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:22 am to Tarps99
Had dental surgery where they loaded me up with demerol. Wife was out of town, so my best friend takes me in (and to drive me home).
My friend and his wife both went to high school with me. Demerol hits and I look at my friend, and start talking about all the things I wanted to do to his wife. It was very explicit as to what I wanted to do and it went on for about three minutes.
I'm still great friends with both, but it was very embarrassing afterwards.
My friend and his wife both went to high school with me. Demerol hits and I look at my friend, and start talking about all the things I wanted to do to his wife. It was very explicit as to what I wanted to do and it went on for about three minutes.
I'm still great friends with both, but it was very embarrassing afterwards.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:37 am to Tarps99
I went to the campus doctor after I got this lump on my tongue thinking it was an STD. It was an impacted taste bud.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:38 am to chinhoyang
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it was very embarrassing afterwards.
bet there was moisture
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:40 am to chinhoyang
I'm sure one of the OT sleuths can find it...I recently saw a video of what appeared to be a college age girl who was recovering from anesthesia and began uncontrollably screaming "I wanna suck a d*ck!" 
Posted on 2/9/21 at 11:48 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:Wait, you aren't supposed to reuse them?
doesn't make sense. he used rubbers that were already opened?
Posted on 2/9/21 at 12:00 pm to MIKEDATIGER
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So what was your diagnosis?
Doc just called it "Testicular Torsion". They put me under, cut open my scrotum, untangled my balls, and stitched them to the side of my sack and closed it back up.
Mine happened while playing some pickup basket ball. Apparently it's not that uncommon and if twisted enough can cut off the blood supply and your junk will basically die. So wear your compression shorts.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 12:22 pm to Tarps99
Insect bite on my arse that got infected with cellulitis. It was painful AF, plus it wouldn’t go away. I went to Quick Care twice, the ER once, and my regular GP twice over two and a half weeks. Each time it was “expressed” and doctored.
Oh yeah, and each time was a female nurse essentially expressing a big zit on my arse.
Oh yeah, and each time was a female nurse essentially expressing a big zit on my arse.
Posted on 2/9/21 at 12:23 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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My first experience of becoming a father didn't go as planned.
For our first kid I was a nervous wreck and we had my MIL be in the room with us to take video and pictures. As soon as the doctor said the head was crowning and asked if I wanted to take a look. I looked down there and for some reason felt the need to tell my mother in law that a few friends told he that I shouldn't look there during this time or I would never want to go hear that area again.
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