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re: Most Embarrassing Medical Situation
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:30 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:30 pm to fallguy_1978
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Thought I had a STD when I was a student at LSU. Went to student health and a cute female nurse and her student assistant shoved a q-tip down my pee hole. It hurt like a mofo and it was really cold in there. Nothing was wrong with me either
Exact same story. Burned when I pee pee. Thought, uh oh and went to doc in a box. The doctor ended up being one of the hottest women I have ever seen... legit 10. And of course a nurse has to be present for the full penis exam and the nurse who walked in was just as hot as the doc. I thought I was on candid camera.
Tested clean. It was a Wal-Mart brand horse pill multivitamin that was causing the burning sensation and that Dr. is still the hottest women to ever touch my junk by a long shot.
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Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:31 pm to Tarps99
In 7th grade, broke my leg playing ball. had a cast put on. on the follow up appt, the nurse (looking like sherry from wwf) checked the cast. when she examined the upper cast near my groin area, I got a bit exited...enough for her and both my parents to notice. it was a quiet ride home.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:32 pm to Tarps99
I had to have a hemorrhoid lasered off my anus when I was a junior in high school.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:32 pm to Tarps99
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I am just wondering if anyone has had a similar experience then I may post.
You don't know which of your many boy"friends" gave you the AIDS?
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:33 pm to Tarps99
last august. Had to see a female NP for a big staph infection in the groin area. Had to drop trou for her. She was smoking hot.
ETA: a couple of months later she got to look at one on my arse. I didn't swab my nose with bactroban like she told me.
ETA: a couple of months later she got to look at one on my arse. I didn't swab my nose with bactroban like she told me.
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:35 pm to PeteRose
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.enough for her and both my parents to notice. it was a quiet ride home.
Your parents should have been pleased at your lack of gheyness.
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:35 pm to Loup
Nothing beats the vulnerability of laying there in stirrups while you get snipped.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:37 pm to Tarps99
Damn you got them hemorrhoids bro?
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:37 pm to Loup
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big staph
I think it is supposed be spelled "staff"
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:37 pm to BoogaBear
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Nothing beats the vulnerability of laying there in stirrups while you get snipped.
I wasn't embarrassed at all but when I went in for the big snip, the doc's assistant was smokin' hot(female,) I think they do that on purpose
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:39 pm to BoogaBear
quote:meh try pooping while in stirrups giving birth.
Nothing beats the vulnerability of laying there in stirrups while you get snipped.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:39 pm to Tarps99
My ENT is my dad's cousin. When I was about 10 he pulled a mardi gras bead out of my ear that I thought had fallen out about 6 months earlier.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:40 pm to 777Tiger
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I think they do that on purpose
No they don't. Mine looked like the cafeteria lady.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:41 pm to MorbidTheClown
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you first
Okay...Here goes. My foreskin is stuck behind the head of my penis and will not retract.
I am uncircumcised.
Cue the laughing gif.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:42 pm to tigafan4life
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meh try pooping while in stirrups giving birth.
Or having an orgasm giving birth
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:42 pm to PrimeTime Money
quote:Apparently we need a telethon for the American adolescent male asscrack.
I had an cyst at the top of my arse crack. That’s all I got.
Edit: Apparently I’m not the only one in this thread
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:43 pm to Tarps99
Twisted testicle and my sack was swollen to the size of a small grapefruit. Of course, the day I had it examined happened to be the day some medical students were in there getting some clinical hours shadowing the ER doctor. Two of them were some of the hottest girls I had ever seen in my life and they were not very good at hiding their shock.
They weren't pointing and laughing or anything, but you could tell it was the first time they'd seen anything like that. The weird looking dude that was in their group let out a little chuckle followed by a grimacing sound. I was too embarrassed and in to much pain to let that bother me though.
They weren't pointing and laughing or anything, but you could tell it was the first time they'd seen anything like that. The weird looking dude that was in their group let out a little chuckle followed by a grimacing sound. I was too embarrassed and in to much pain to let that bother me though.
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:44 pm to Jake88
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Apparently we need a telethon for the American adolescent male asscrack.
Add me to the list. shite was painful.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:44 pm to Tarps99
Hemroid burst and wouldn't stop bleeding.
Nurse came in with guaze and said sorry can't help you with this.
Had to sit with my finger in my arse to try and stop the bleeding. If it didn't I was going to need surgery. Everytime the nurse checked on me I was like yep, still here fingerbanging myself
Nurse came in with guaze and said sorry can't help you with this.
Had to sit with my finger in my arse to try and stop the bleeding. If it didn't I was going to need surgery. Everytime the nurse checked on me I was like yep, still here fingerbanging myself
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:44 pm to Jake88
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Pilonidal cyst. Female surgeon put me on a bench that you kneel on and then it moves such that your arse is in the air as your arse crack is spread to check for the cyst at the bottom of your spinal column.
Had the same, but my doctor was a dude. It wasn't all that embarrassing, but they left the wound open(no stitches). I had to pack it with gauze and change that out 2 or 3 times a day until it healed. One day, I was nearly out of gauze and home alone. Drove down to the drug store to buy some gauze, felt something tickling my leg. Looked down, and a piece of bloody gauze was hanging down my leg below my shorts.
Most embarrassing doctor's visit was when I had hemorrhoids real bad. Like so painful they kept me up half the night. Well, that morning I took a shite(excruciating) and it hurt so bad I could barely wipe. I sat in the tub for a little while, but I definitely didn't get it all. Doc went to examine them and the smell was just awful. I hunt with that doctor every now and then, and he says he barely remembers it and that he sees so much gross stuff it doesn't rarely phases him.
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