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re: Most Embarrassing Medical Situation
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:30 pm to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:30 pm to MorbidTheClown
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doesn't make sense. he used rubbers that were already opened?
yep, running up the BS flag on this one
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Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:33 pm to Tarps99
Cute nurse came in the room to "prep the area" for hernia surgery and when it started to rise, she took the ink pen out of her pocket and tenderly thumped junior on the head and he went right back down.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:38 pm to ForLSU56
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she took the ink pen out of her pocket and tenderly thumped junior on the head and he went right back down.
dude! you scored!!!
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:41 pm to Tarps99
I used to powerlift which meant hemorrhoids from time to time. I actually got some so bad over Christmas on a trip back home to Monroe one year that I told my wife we had to go to the ER. It was excruciating, so we went up to North Monroe Hospital and low and behold my wife’s cousin was the ER doc on call. He said, look I would typically just give you some cream and a script for pain and send you home in misery but since we are family, I’ll cut them out so my wife and her cousin bullshited as he cut some hemorrhoids out of my arse. That’s about all I got.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:57 pm to Tarps99
My smart arse doctor could probably make a better living as a comedian. One day he was doing a prostate exam he put the glove on and stuck his finger up my butt, it hurt so I let out a groan....Doctor Naglapadi commented, "Now Mr Webb you know how I always get onto you about smoking too much?" I answered "Yes". He said when we get through here if you feel like you need to go outside and smoke a cigarette I'll understand. I answered "As long as I only feel one hand on my shoulder I think I'm OK.".
Posted on 2/8/21 at 5:12 pm to TD422
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Other docs I've known have said light bulbs
Posted on 2/8/21 at 5:17 pm to Tarps99
When I was a kid, I was mad at my little sister. She had to go in for a tetanus shot. I told her that they used an 8-inch needle that went all the way through her arm. She told me "it's just a booster" and I said "Oh, that is much worse - they pull the needed through your arm, then bend it into a hook and put it back in your skin."
Mom takes her to the dispensary at the Naval Base. She starts crying when the shot corpsmen comes out. The corpsmen says "it is just a booster" and my little sister goes into full crying and hysterical mode.
Dad whipped my butt that night.
Mom takes her to the dispensary at the Naval Base. She starts crying when the shot corpsmen comes out. The corpsmen says "it is just a booster" and my little sister goes into full crying and hysterical mode.
Dad whipped my butt that night.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 5:30 pm to Tarps99
Wife insisted we take 10 year old to er in middle of night because her gut hurt and she thought it was appendicitis, no fever but my argument fell on deaf ears
650.00 to be told my kid had gas
650.00 to be told my kid had gas
Posted on 2/8/21 at 5:38 pm to AUFANATL
a friend has a cyst thing on her back on the lower shoulder blade.
her bra strap must have rubbed it-it popped---- and she cleared out an entire gym floor; at an awards ceremony for gifted kids where she was a teacher.
it stunk soooooo bad
her bra strap must have rubbed it-it popped---- and she cleared out an entire gym floor; at an awards ceremony for gifted kids where she was a teacher.
it stunk soooooo bad
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 2/8/21 at 5:49 pm to cajunangelle
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I will never think of white cheeze whiz the same.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 5:49 pm to MWP
quote:you are lucky. E.R. docs don't do this usually.
I used to powerlift which meant hemorrhoids from time to time. I actually got some so bad over Christmas on a trip back home to Monroe one year that I told my wife we had to go to the ER. It was excruciating, so we went up to North Monroe Hospital and low and behold my wife’s cousin was the ER doc on call. He said, look I would typically just give you some cream and a script for pain and send you home in misery but since we are family, I’ll cut them out so my wife and her cousin bullshiteed as he cut some hemorrhoids out of my arse. That’s about all I got.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 5:57 pm to msap9020
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Cut my scrotum open with a posthole digger in a 3-wheeler accident around 25
WAIT WAIT WAIT.... this needs a much fuller explanation!
I never knew the possible repercussions of putting up a fence while riding an ATV...
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:11 pm to TDTOM
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I was told by an elderly patient that he came to see me because he enjoyed the rectal exam that I gave him
Please tell me you are a doctor.
I am now but I was just at the time. I was a lowly MS3, but the attendee was watching and heard the comment. I got labelled as "student doctor magic finger" and I was called on to do almost all of the rectal exams for the rest of the rotation.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:14 pm to Tarps99
I had a spider bite on my dick before. Had gauze and tape wrapped around it.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:15 pm to bakersman
Why were you trying to frick a spider?
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:15 pm to Tarps99
Having to pay him $25 co-pay to stick his finger up my butt.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:24 pm to Tarps99
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Most Embarrassing Medical Situation
While in the Navy, I went to the base club, danced with this random chick and took her home.
The next day I was covered head to toe in a non-itchy, splotchy rash. Looked like ring worm over my entire body
I was ‘THAT GUY” who had to go to the corpsman’s office and explain my story. I remember taking my shirt off and the corpsman saying “HOLY F*CK, I’ll be right back”...He went and got a coworker to take a look at it.
STD tests negative, chalked up to Contact Dermititis (skin allergic reaction)...to this day I have no idea what caused it nor have I had it again.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:25 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Or having an orgasm giving birth
Please explain
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:26 pm to Tarps99
Golfball sized Abscess right in my crotch next to my balls
Posted on 2/8/21 at 6:31 pm to tigafan4life
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meh try pooping while in stirrups giving birth.
Yeah especially when the doctor is like - ‘there’s the stool!’
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