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re: Most Embarrassing Medical Situation
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:33 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:33 pm to fallguy_1978
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Thought I had a STD when I was a student at LSU. Went to student health and a cute female nurse and her student assistant shoved a q-tip down my pee hole. It hurt like a mofo and it was really cold in there. Nothing was wrong with me either
Popping wood in that situation would be embarrassing as hell
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Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:34 pm to Tarps99
Thread of the year potential
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:35 pm to Tarps99
Tarps I’m serious good luck I had the same thing.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:37 pm to Breauxsif
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Popping wood in that situation would be embarrassing as hell
Yeah, there's no real good way to approach that situation. At the time, I just wished it didn't look like I just had taken a cold shower
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:54 pm to 777Tiger
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I wasn't embarrassed at all but when I went in for the big snip, the doc's assistant was smokin' hot(female,) I think they do that on purpose
Would this happen to be in a clinic in Covington? Because the same thing happened to me, beautiful brunette with dark eyes, and my guy couldn’t do anything but sit there and look small.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 3:58 pm to fallguy_1978
Ha, great timing of this thread. I just had an embarrassing moment. I just got back from the urologist(female). I had to get a stent taken out after lithotripsy. They shoot numbing gel up your junk then shove a scope up there to take it out. Your feet are in stirrups and it's always cold in the doctors office and of course being nervous doesn't help. Edit: The nurse cleaning me before the procedure and putting the numbing gel in there was hot too.
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:05 pm to fallguy_1978
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I just wished it didn't look like I just had taken a cold shower
SHRINKAGE!
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:07 pm to REB BEER
The nurse that prepped my area for my vasectomy came in the exam room while I was fully exposed, said she was going to prep the area, and then said "don't worry, honey, yours is as big as every other one I've seen in here."
I about fell on the floor laughing.
I about fell on the floor laughing.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:14 pm to Rusted
True story re my best friend. His wife found out he was cheating, found his box of rubbers, coated the inside of several with thick red pepper. Day or so later, he grabbed it in the heat of the moment with his lady friend, rammed it on, a few minutes later he was screaming & running around ( some had gotten in his pee hole ) Opened the refrig, grabbed a milk bottle & stuck it in to cool it off. It promptly became swollen & was stuck. His story to the ER admit was soon spread all over the small town hospital: one of the nurses was best friends with his wife. Received over 100 emails the next few weeks, all with various pics of milk cartons, bottles.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:14 pm to 777Tiger
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I wasn't embarrassed at all but when I went in for the big snip, the doc's assistant was smokin' hot(female,) I think they do that on purpose
Nurse that taped my junk to my stomach was hot as hell. Had buddies tell me that they had the same experience. I am convinced the doctors do it on purpose.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:18 pm to Tarps99
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:19 pm to Keltic Tiger
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True story re my best friend. His wife found out he was cheating, found his box of rubbers, coated the inside of several with thick red pepper. Day or so later, he grabbed it in the heat of the moment with his lady friend, rammed it on, a few minutes later he was screaming & running around ( some had gotten in his pee hole )
How did he not notice that the wrappers had been opened or that the condoms had been unrolled, filled with pepper and then rolled back up?
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:19 pm to Leotiger725
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Gerbil got stuck in my arse
That's nothing. It's the wheel that really hurts.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:20 pm to Keltic Tiger
The condom wrapper being open didn't send up any signals? Or the condom being unrolled? Or did she roll them back up?
I have so many questions.
I have so many questions.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:22 pm to Keltic Tiger
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found his box of rubbers, coated the inside of several with thick red pepper
doesn't make sense. he used rubbers that were already opened?
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:22 pm to Tarps99
I'm on blood thinners and once got a little too undisciplined in my approach to manscaping. After trying to 36 hours to stop the bleeding, I had to "sack up" and go to the ER for a medical grade glue treatment.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:22 pm to Gage
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Cut my scrotum open with a posthole digger in a 3-wheeler accident around 25
How did this one slide by......….what?
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:24 pm to PrimeTime Money
why do so many of you have arse crack cysts?
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:27 pm to MorbidTheClown
Not sure how she did it, as he won't talk about it & I am in no position to ask her. He's the type who goes first class with everything in his life, so do not think he used run of the mill rubbers. Knowing her, an Ivy League grad, she took her time & planned it all out. I've seen her twice, in social settings, and both times.making hasty eye contact, she gave me most scary evil eye look I've ever experienced.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 4:29 pm to Ed Osteen
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why do so many of you have arse crack cysts?
When I had mine, my doctor said they're very common, people jsut don't talk about them. He said they were very common during WW2 for personnel that drove Jeeps. The sitting all day somehow causes it somehow.
Mine never really hurt, but it drained blood and puss pretty bad. Wife got pissed enough from blood stains on the sheets she made me go to the doctor. I thought it was just a pimple or something that wouldn't go away.
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