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Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7323 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:15 pm
In your lifetime what was your most embarrassing experience visiting a doctor’s office.

Waiting to see a doctor right now...but very embarrassed to post exactly what it is.

I am just wondering if anyone has had a similar experience then I may post.

For the degenerates out there, it is not a gerbil or anything stuck in my arse.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65527 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:15 pm to
you first
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34404 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:16 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/28/21 at 5:46 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68250 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:16 pm to
my dick got stuck in your moms arse
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61043 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:17 pm to
I went to the doctor and he said my dick was too big and stop having sex with lots of women.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18293 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:17 pm to
Had two ticks on my butthole that got kind of infected.

Seriously.
Posted by Notnac
Vidalia
Member since Nov 2020
881 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:18 pm to
ASSMAN
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42023 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:18 pm to
I was born naked.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48274 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:18 pm to
Thought I had a STD when I was a student at LSU. Went to student health and a cute female nurse and her student assistant shoved a q-tip down my pee hole. It hurt like a mofo and it was really cold in there. Nothing was wrong with me either
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164002 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:18 pm to
I had a wet fart breech the cheeks when they drew blood when I had a bad kidney stone.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
67974 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:19 pm to
Pilonidal cyst. Female surgeon put me on a bench that you kneel on and then it moves such that your arse is in the air as your arse crack is spread to check for the cyst at the bottom of your spinal column.
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
2988 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:19 pm to
When I was around 16yrs old, I got a cyst in the top of my arse crack. Had the surgery and when I went back to get the stitches out, there was this hot arse nurse waiting on me. So here I am with my pants pulled down and bent over the table while she pulled them out.
I know they see shite all the time, but damn it’s still embarrassing.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
67974 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

When I was around 16yrs old, I got a cyst in the top of my arse crack.
That is what I posted about above you. A polonidal cyst.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
40921 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:23 pm to
Lol

I don’t want to post - but it might make you feel better

I got an insect bite on my boob (I’m female) and it got infected

Went to after hours clinic - doctor was male - he wanted go see how bad it was - he tried to make me feel comfortable bc it was weird - so he said he would go get a nurse - lo and behold - only a male nurse was available
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3490 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:23 pm to
10 years old, twisted my testicle (crawling on the ground--it was before I discovered the joys of self abuse).

Embarassing enough sitting on the doctor's table with pants at my ankles while he looked at it. But when he called his pretty little female nurse over to look at it (and she took a poke at it), I just about died.

Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:24 pm to
10 yr. old me had to have the hernia check. The doctor had a beard glasses , and a fake leg. But my memory tells me he had a patch on his eye , beard and peg leg.
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 2:26 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19226 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:25 pm to
It hurt when I peed

I got a qtip stuck down the tip of my dong and had chlamydia from some ole bag I had smashed
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35458 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:26 pm to
I threw a major fit because I had to get a shot. Sobbing, snot running down my face, pleading, the whole deal. Embarrassed the shite out of my mom. She started making me drive myself after that.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27295 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:27 pm to
I had an cyst at the top of my arse crack. That’s all I got.

Edit: Apparently I’m not the only one in this thread
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 2:30 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98082 posts
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:29 pm to
"Million to one shot, doc. Million to one."
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