YumYum Sauce

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re: New Year's Resolutions for 2026?

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 1/1/26 at 8:55 am to schwartzy

Stop drowning kittens

Pay 100k down on my house

Wank more

Make kids do chores

re: Celebrity Death Pool 2026

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 1/1/26 at 8:52 am to MSUDawg98

Bill Clinton is almost guaranteed

re: Avengers: Doomsday Teaser 2 - Thor

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/30/25 at 1:48 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer

OMG more flying hammers!

re: Someone explain "situationships" to me

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/30/25 at 10:42 am to Big Fat Guy

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It was basically to say that there's a big difference between what women say they want and what they actually want

Very accurate

They want control. A fixation on individual rights with absolutely no interest in outcome/responsibilities/consequences of their actions within a relationship.

its the boss babe/4th wave feminism endless loop.

re: Apple's new earbuds described in the patent will allow Apple to read your brain waves

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/30/25 at 9:27 am to Ailsa

only liberals and asians use apple stuff these days anyway

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re: Is anyone following the fraud scandals in Minnesota?

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/29/25 at 1:35 pm to tigersmanager

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they are funneling money back to the democrats

I vote mostly R and even I chuckled at this.

Its going on because they're mostly all in on it. all of them.

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re: Okay, Tebow For President

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/29/25 at 9:23 am to Nole Man

Hopefully Rogershrubber, Slowflow, and 4cubbies all got to attend

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re: This man has a few grievances about the “system” we live in here in the U.S.

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/28/25 at 9:59 am to skylane

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I'm approaching retirement and one of the biggest concerns for me is what will I replace with my daily work

The happiest retired men i know do the following part time:

Usher at college sporting events
Work in pro shop of country clubs
Mow fairways at local clubs
Work at local hardware stores
Garden like a mother effer

Find something that pays you to enjoy one of your hobbies, or just gives you good discounts. Kills time, keeps you sharp, and doesn't feel like work.

re: 'Pluribus' Vince Gilligan’s new sci-fi show now streaming. Spoilers Allowed

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/24/25 at 11:25 am to SouthEasternKaiju

Very high quality show but feels like it has more potential than it lived up to.

Season seems like a letdown, I don't know.

re: LSU posters talking shite to Aggies

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/21/25 at 10:08 pm to ColoradoElkHerd

Blah blah blah frickin blah..

You weird queer gaypersons spend eleventy million dollars a year to not win it all. And do gay shite in the process.

Gross.

SEC Rant

re: Bill Clinton Says....

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/21/25 at 8:01 am to VOR

No.

re: So, about this LSU nursing school grad ...

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/19/25 at 10:21 pm to scrooster

Shes got that, "if she even glances at a carb she gonna gain 4 lbs" kinda figure.

re: Bill Clinton Says....

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/19/25 at 6:35 pm to ItzMe1972

"Sure jan"

Clinton is a known sexual deviant. Has been since his governor days in Arkansas.

re: 'Pluribus' Vince Gilligan’s new sci-fi show now streaming. Spoilers Allowed

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/19/25 at 10:21 am to SouthEasternKaiju

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Carol’s attempt to individualize Zosia had a minor impact on her connection to the others

May be wishful thinking, but we could have a cliffhanger in the finale next week hinting at this..

re: Trump knows he cannot run for reelection

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/19/25 at 10:03 am to hansenthered1

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He's going to leave the GOP broken and out of power for decades

And this is exactly what the Gop wants dumbass

re: Houston area 16 year old stabbed to death at school with scissors

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/19/25 at 9:33 am to SundayFunday

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refusal for middle and high school administrators to actually punish even the worst of kids while also punishing the victims is absolutely insane

Its literally what they voted for. Any decently aware human being saw this coming from a very long way off. Single, low IQ mothers raising weak, stupid kids who cannot think for themselves without using deadly weapons

"why did you bite me, I just gave you water?" said the girl

"because Im a fricking snake" said the snake

re: The Odyssey prologue has leaked

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/19/25 at 9:28 am to dallastiger55

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Our society is so miserable

Eh sort of.

We say awful/bad something looks because Hollywood is mostly terrible the past few decades, and doesnt seem to care what the average consumer wants.

re: 'Pluribus' Vince Gilligan’s new sci-fi show now streaming. Spoilers Allowed

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/19/25 at 9:26 am to SouthEasternKaiju

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Does this make Carol the biggest whore in history?

2nd place, your mom is 1st :pimp:

Decent-ish episode. Wish they had spent more time on Pedro. Didnt think we would have a full blown love story intertwined here but Carol may know what shes doing.

Thought the thing at the end was odd. Why did Pirate lady look startled? I thought they already knew that Pedro was on his way to see her.

re: What’s the most pain you ever felt?

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/18/25 at 10:52 pm to LSUTANGERINE

Had an ingrown toenail on my big toe. It was mid season high school basketball. It got infected and I didnt tell coach or my parents..

A teammate blocked me out, jumped up to get the board, and landed his fricking heel right on my big toe.

It was like Thors hammer hit Jesus' nails through my big toe. I cried like a baby.

re: Marijuana has been reclassified from schedule 1 to schedule 3

Posted by YumYum Sauce on 12/18/25 at 3:10 pm to SpotCheckBilly

Dems love/hate list

Love: fenanyl, cartels, illegals

hate: weed, LEO, legals