re: Most Embarrassing Medical Situation

My freshman year of high school I had a few friends over to at my house and we were throwing the football around and god knows what else. I ended up sitting down on this downed pine tree to take a breather and end up chilling on it for 10 or so minutes. I get up and finish playing with everyone and they all go home. Next morning I wake up and my pecker is about twice its usual non-flaccid size and was itching like a mother fricker. I ended up going to the ER to have one of my friends dad from the previous day examine my penis and determine I had chiggers all in it and my scrotum. Spent the next couple of days applying clear nail polish and a topical cream to kill the bastards and reduce the swelling. When I got to school on Monday I told my buddy his dad touched my dick over the weekend. We had a few good laughs about it throughout high school.