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re: More than a third of Americans have a "sleep divorce," survey finds
Posted on 2/4/24 at 6:26 am to Bama and Beer
Posted on 2/4/24 at 6:26 am to Bama and Beer
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I fall asleep on the couch sometimes for half the night, sometimes for the whole night. Not because of being in the dog house, just do it and don't feel like walking to the bedroom
This is my husband. I have a dog that sleeps with me and he has a dog that sleeps with him.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 7:46 am to Byrdybyrd05
Married 32 years.
Wife sleeps on the couch. The "sleep divorce" has only been the last couple of years.
Wife sleeps on the couch. The "sleep divorce" has only been the last couple of years.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 7:54 am to Bama and Beer
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I fall asleep on the couch sometimes for half the night, sometimes for the whole night. Not because of being in the dog house, just do it and don't feel like walking to the bedroom
I’ve been doing this for about two years.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 7:57 am to Byrdybyrd05
New construction houses are being built with 2 master bathrooms. One for the wife, one for the dude.
Sounds like an amazing idea to me.
Sounds like an amazing idea to me.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 8:09 am to Byrdybyrd05
Any time me or my wife is sick one of us will sleep in the guest room. Better to get some actual sleep than wake each other up coughing all night.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 8:16 am to kywildcatfanone
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Snoring baw
Multiple fans here. Sleeping in a wind tunnel broke me.
I finally said, "I now pronounce you fan and wife".
Posted on 2/4/24 at 8:24 am to kywildcatfanone
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Married people really doing this?
Snoring baw
This.
Also, some spouses are restless sleepers and don't want to wake up the other (I will do this on occasion when I know I have an active turning night ahead [IYKYK])
Posted on 2/4/24 at 8:34 am to Byrdybyrd05
A lot of yall sound fat as hell with fat wives.
She’s hot, I snore lmao. Lose some weight.
She’s hot, I snore lmao. Lose some weight.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 8:38 am to Byrdybyrd05
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occasionally or consistently sleep in another room from their partne
Occasionally? It’s got to be way higher than 1/3. If my wife is sick, I’m sleeping in the other room. That an occasion
Posted on 2/4/24 at 8:38 am to Byrdybyrd05
Sleep disruptions over time can really wreck your life and make you ornery. Sometimes your Humble Pimpness is a complete idiot and lashes out at 3 am like a profane kindergarten caveman and then spends the rest of his life regretting it. I think maybe getting the sleeping arrangements and dog arrangements right is probably pretty important and a good idea.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 8:45 am to Ziippy
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“Sleep divorce” is a stupid term.
My wife and I also have a "bathroom divorce." It works pretty great.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 9:02 am to Byrdybyrd05
Married over 20 yrs. Always sleep together. She lays on her stomach and I lay on my back and she cant fall asleep unless my hand is on her bare arse.
Still having sex at least 4 times per week.
Some of the shite I read in this thread is sad and unimaginable.
Still having sex at least 4 times per week.
Some of the shite I read in this thread is sad and unimaginable.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 9:54 am to Beef Tips
Been married 45 years. Just in the last year I started sleeping in another room because of her snoring and getting pushed off the bed by the dog. Now the dog alternates sleeping with each of us and I get a fairly good nights sleep four times a week.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 9:58 am to Byrdybyrd05
CPAP.
No more snoring for me. CPAP + Headphones + a meditation recording for sleep. It’s like I already am in another room. Or dimension depending on the recording.
No more snoring for me. CPAP + Headphones + a meditation recording for sleep. It’s like I already am in another room. Or dimension depending on the recording.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 9:59 am to Byrdybyrd05
I sent my wife to her own room once she hit menopause.
She snores like a bear.
I sleep better without her.
She's ten years younger than me. When I wanna hit the patooty ... it's kind of fun to wake up, slide in there, hit it and then leave. Sometimes she follows me back to my Master's bedroom, which is cool. I put her in one of the guest rooms. She has her own bathroom and closet in there.
It works great.
She snores like a bear.
I sleep better without her.
She's ten years younger than me. When I wanna hit the patooty ... it's kind of fun to wake up, slide in there, hit it and then leave. Sometimes she follows me back to my Master's bedroom, which is cool. I put her in one of the guest rooms. She has her own bathroom and closet in there.
It works great.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 10:16 am to Beef Tips
quote:Seems you’re the exception to the rule.
Married over 20 yrs. Always sleep together. She lays on her stomach and I lay on my back and she cant fall asleep unless my hand is on her bare arse. Still having sex at least 4 times per week. Some of the shite I read in this thread is sad and unimaginable.

Posted on 2/4/24 at 10:27 am to Byrdybyrd05
Yes we do it, we have a big arse house and i get up at 5am.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 10:32 am to White Bear
My wife snores and sleeps with her dog. We've slept in different rooms for 10 yrs. She's not overweight or anything like that. I'm a lite sleeper and it takes me a while to go to sleep.
We are in our early 50s and our sex life has been great. I just send her a text and she comes get in the bed with me. Our marriage overall is as good as it's ever been.
We are in our early 50s and our sex life has been great. I just send her a text and she comes get in the bed with me. Our marriage overall is as good as it's ever been.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 10:45 am to DesScorp
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I know a woman that says her marriage was saved when she got her own bedroom. Her husband has one mother of a case of restless leg syndrome.
My wife developed restless leg syndrome after about 30 years of marriage and asked me very sweetly if I would mind if she slept in another bedroom (in our house of course, lol) as she was concerned she’d wake me up - it’s was all good - very thoughtful of her.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 10:46 am to Bama and Beer
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I fall asleep on the couch sometimes for half the night, sometimes for the whole night. Not because of being in the dog house, just do it and don't feel like walking to the bedroom
Same.
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