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re: More than a third of Americans have a "sleep divorce," survey finds
Posted on 2/3/24 at 10:56 pm to Sput
Posted on 2/3/24 at 10:56 pm to Sput
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What is the reason for putting up with her shite if you can’t roll over and pound it out at 2am?
You're either not married or have been married less than 2 years.
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Posted on 2/3/24 at 10:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Yes, we do...last couple of years, health related for both of us
Posted on 2/3/24 at 10:58 pm to Shamoan
you ain’t doing it right
This post was edited on 2/5/24 at 1:23 am
Posted on 2/3/24 at 11:11 pm to Sput
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What is the reason for putting up with her shite if you can’t roll over and pound it out at 2am?
Eventually, all anyone wants to do at 2 am is frickin sleep.
Posted on 2/3/24 at 11:21 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Sometimes.
I say as long as you’re still having good to great sex at least once a week, you’re doing fine.
I say as long as you’re still having good to great sex at least once a week, you’re doing fine.
Posted on 2/3/24 at 11:26 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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Married people really doing this?
I did this after surgery.
Best sleep I ever had. Guilty pleasure. I keep praying for my gall bladder to flare up just so I can capture that nirvana again.
Posted on 2/3/24 at 11:38 pm to rundmcrun
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Eventually, all anyone wants to do at 2 am is frickin sleep.
I’ve always been this way.
Sex is great, but if I’m already asleep it can wait until morning
Or tomorrow. Whatever. I love to sleep. It’s how I was built.
This post was edited on 2/3/24 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 2/3/24 at 11:43 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I know a woman that says her marriage was saved when she got her own bedroom. Her husband has one mother of a case of restless leg syndrome.
Posted on 2/3/24 at 11:45 pm to rundmcrun
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Eventually, all anyone wants to do at 2 am is frickin sleep.
I recently got laid at 2 AM (landed in Boston and drove an hour to our hotel for our 20th anniversary in New Hampshire )and if I didnt think it would have hurt her feelings I would have said “no thanks.”
If I could have faked it, I would have.
Posted on 2/3/24 at 11:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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Married people really doing this?
Nope, I’ll snuggle her until she is asleep.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 12:57 am to Byrdybyrd05
Totally look forward to being in bed with the wife. She passes out immediately and sleeps quietly while I read myself asleep.
But I have the best of both worlds as I do get the bed alone a few nights a week while the hot night nurse (no pics) plys her trade. I sleep fine either way.
But I have the best of both worlds as I do get the bed alone a few nights a week while the hot night nurse (no pics) plys her trade. I sleep fine either way.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 1:01 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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Its so you can rub one out when she doesnt want to go to pound town.
Don’t need to go to another room to do this.
Just get started after she falls asleep.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 1:02 am to Byrdybyrd05
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More than a third of Americans say they occasionally or consistently sleep in another room from their partner
Another room?
I’d prefer another house.
Posted on 2/4/24 at 1:52 am to Byrdybyrd05
Husband and I shared a double bed for 32 years. Finally got a king sized bed when we moved to my current home. After he died, I felt like the bed was about an acre in size. I still sleep on "my side."
Posted on 2/4/24 at 2:04 am to Byrdybyrd05
I am a very light sleeper and lately my wife snores almost nightly. I will never move to another room or bed. Just me. But I am to old to learn something new. 
Posted on 2/4/24 at 2:08 am to Byrdybyrd05
Going through it now with my partner. I snore. I talk in my sleep. Sometimes I kick. And I like it 65 with a fan on when I’m sleeping. And I’d prefer for the TV to be on when I fall asleep.
And it (primarily the snoring) causes a fight almost every night. He’s mad in the middle of the night, and then I’m mad the next morning for him getting mad.
But we both love that cuddlin so it’s hard to figure out the solution.
And it (primarily the snoring) causes a fight almost every night. He’s mad in the middle of the night, and then I’m mad the next morning for him getting mad.
But we both love that cuddlin so it’s hard to figure out the solution.
This post was edited on 2/4/24 at 2:25 am
Posted on 2/4/24 at 5:30 am to Byrdybyrd05
I fall asleep on the couch sometimes for half the night, sometimes for the whole night. Not because of being in the dog house, just do it and don't feel like walking to the bedroom
Posted on 2/4/24 at 5:56 am to Smeg
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My wife wishes we had a second bedroom for this on the nights I have those Popeye's red bean farts.
Ask for a few more shifts on the line and get her a nicer apartment
Posted on 2/4/24 at 5:59 am to Byrdybyrd05
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The practice of sleeping separately known as a "sleep divorce,"
What moron decided to call it that?
Posted on 2/4/24 at 6:19 am to StringedInstruments
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Why call it a “divorce”?
So the housewives who have let themselves go and snore like wildebeests will have a buzzword to say to their friends before their husbands actually divorce them.
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