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re: Marketing VP Alissa Heinerscheid Explains Why She Made Bud Light the Brand for Woke Trans

Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:20 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48996 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:20 pm to
Holy sheep shite.

She currently Lives in a $2mm condo in NYC.

She grew up in this fricking mansion in San Diego. And went to a boarding school outside of Boston that all but guaranteed her admission to Harvard, with daddy's money.
Oh and here's her dad. Shocker. He's a rich Texas/California Lawyer who also went to Harvard.
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This post was edited on 4/9/23 at 9:21 pm
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8455 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:20 pm to
Has anyone from the Money board checked to see how many shares were short sold in the last 90 days?
Posted by BayouBengalRubicon
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2019
527 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:23 pm to
Diversity is our strength!!!
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61275 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:28 pm to
The big money institution investors probably won’t let it drop much in the near term.

They report first quarter earnings on May 4th. Will be interesting to see what management says during the earnings call. None of this will be reflected in what they report at that time though
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:33 pm to
I don't drink Bud Light regardless of whom they put on the can, but goddamn that meme is awful. It doesn't even make sense, Dylan doesn't have a clitoris.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138078 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Holy sheep shite.

She currently Lives in a $2mm condo in NYC.

She grew up in this fricking mansion in San Diego. And went to a boarding school outside of Boston that all but guaranteed her admission to Harvard, with daddy's money.
Oh and here's her dad. Shocker. He's a rich Texas/California Lawyer who also went to Harvard.

This actually explains everything perfectly.


I wonder what the judge would do in this scenario if he were still alive. He seems like he'd never give up his bud light.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19525 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:42 pm to
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Spuds McKenzie, the three frogs, “wazzzup!!”, real men of genius, the Atlanta Olympics gold cans, “dilly dilly!”…………. to tranny worship??

How do you get the approval to fail after all those absolute wins??
obviously they didn’t bring out their best
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
62969 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:43 pm to
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Alissa Heinerscheid
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A middle aged, upper income highly educated white woman
Um
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:46 pm to
Bud light drinkers are still going to drink bud light
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2629 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:51 pm to
All that surrogacy / test tube baby crap is in the same category as gender theory. It's part of the commoditazion of the woman being foisted on us by the militarized medical system.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3390 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:53 pm to
After a hard days work us baws just want to hit the strip club, have a bud, frick some whores in the VIP room, and then go home. That's our definition of therapy. And damn does it feel fricking fantastic
This post was edited on 4/9/23 at 9:55 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20549 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 9:59 pm to
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Well all that happening this past week caused me to research the different beer brands. That led me to a better tasting beer anyways, Yuengling.

I have fantastic news for you... they're LGBT friendly too. One of the yuengling daughters married a chick.
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
2875 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:00 pm to
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They hired her from Penn. They probably thought she was.

She's credentialed and checks all the ESG boxes


This. I worked with people like this my entire career. The senior leadership simply looks at their academic credentials and doesn’t dig much deeper. They certainly don’t bother much with the interviewing process, they farm that out to HR and underlings, who have already been told who to hire. Once someone like this gets in, it’s left up to the people that actually know the business to clean up their mess.

What she seems to miss is that those frat boys often grow up to be successful, and could be moved to other AB InBev products, or could be in a position to be large purchasers of their product in the future. All Bud Light probably needed was some creative marketing like they’ve done in the past. Instead, she’s pushing customers to try other brands, and they may lose them. If I’m Miller and Yuengling, I’m ramping up my marketing, especially to the younger crowd that they may have ignored in the past because of Bud’s dominance. This could result in a permanent shift.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68769 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:07 pm to
The only people I know who drink bud light are pretty trashy redneck types. Maybe the gays outnumber trashy rednecks, but I doubt that’s a bigger market for Bud Light drinkers.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8509 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:10 pm to
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Yuengling


America’s oldest. I remember the hype years ago when it was finally distributed in Louisiana.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
9471 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:18 pm to
I remember when marketing and market growth strategies didn’t involve pissing off your main base.

That was also when profits and growth mattered and not a company’s ESG.
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
2875 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:19 pm to
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The only people I know who drink bud light are pretty trashy redneck types. Maybe the gays outnumber trashy rednecks, but I doubt that’s a bigger market for Bud Light drinkers.


Just talked to my son about this. Frats buy a lot of AB products, and they buy it by the pallet. Most start the year with 5 pallets, that could add up for a lot of local distributors.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8509 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:21 pm to
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company’s ESG.


I honestly don’t know what ESG means.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
9471 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:23 pm to
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A middle aged, upper income highly educated white woman with three children, all born from surrogates, explains how her worldview, everyone needs their safe space to find their best identity, shapes her brand representation
.


my favorite part


After seeing her picture she may not have been born with the right equipment to get pregnant.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13778 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:32 pm to
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Bud Light, and the other big names, are losing share due to all the figs drinking craft beer.


At one time, some 20 years ago, Bud Light was the main drinking beer especially for women. At festivals I’d go to and big work functions, it was the main beer people were drinking. Now I see Michelob Ultra wearing that crown, especially amongst women.

I dont drink either, just my observation. Maybe they are desperate to get that virtue signaling suburban white female back.
This post was edited on 4/9/23 at 10:36 pm
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