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re: Interracial dating ratios
Posted by Porpus on 3/29/26 at 10:58 am to SmackoverHawg
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Negative. We just don't find them attractive. Of course, I prefer fair skin, blonde hair, blue eyes. I don't speak for everyone, but there are very, very few black women I find attractive and the ones I do are mixed.
I'm not going to call you a liar, but speaking as a guy with blonde hair and blue eyes, I don't think anything on the human body can be both "blue" and "attractive." I actively avoid blue clothing and vehicles because they tend to call attention to my eyes.
Blonde pubic hair is also pretty disgusting... it's by far the worst form of pubic hair, with the possible exception of the weird, stringy Japanese variety.
But there's a Latin saying I try hard not to forget: de gustibus non est disputandum. My mom likes to eat steamed broccoli with sharp cheddar cheese on it, which disgusts me, but I have to believe she actually likes it and isn't just eating it as some weird flex.
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re: Interracial dating ratios
Posted by Porpus on 3/29/26 at 10:53 am to ATrillionaire
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No one is marrying outside their race in large percentages.
East Asian women are close to 50%.
re: Interracial dating ratios
Posted by Porpus on 3/28/26 at 5:27 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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The same can be said for black women. They're not exactly encouraged by family, friends, and culture to date white men.
100%.
Something else I've observed is that really successful black women often end up with white men- not always WASPs, but definitely men with white features. There are really conspicuous examples like Serena Williams or Kamala Harris, but I suspect that even modestly successful black female professionals exhibit this same tendency. If you're making $200,000 per year, you're not really part of "the elite," but you're probably past the point in life where Dodge Chargers sexually excite you.
re: Seaman repeatedly getting all over men and women
Posted by Porpus on 3/28/26 at 5:15 pm to shutterspeed
That's the UK for you. Actual frickin' sailors can't even handle the presence of a garden variety skank anymore. I mean, they must have been legitimately terrified of that woman. Why, she looks like she might even tell dirty jokes... or racist ones!
I'm glad I'm in America, where humor isn't illegal yet. Here's one for you corporate types:
What was the worst part of the Holocaust?
The morning meetings!
I'm glad I'm in America, where humor isn't illegal yet. Here's one for you corporate types:
What was the worst part of the Holocaust?
The morning meetings!
I'm white and my wife is black (and more like Leslie Jones than Lisa Bonet). My previous girlfriend was also black, but I had to run her off because of attitudinal issues. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
I call BS on assertions like this about 99% of the time, but I do think there's an element of bias or at least conditioning built into the typical white male approach to dating. If more white men didn't give a shite about what their loser buddies / Meemaw and Peepaw / randoms in PFG shirts / etc. thought of them, more of them would end up with black women.
I call BS on assertions like this about 99% of the time, but I do think there's an element of bias or at least conditioning built into the typical white male approach to dating. If more white men didn't give a shite about what their loser buddies / Meemaw and Peepaw / randoms in PFG shirts / etc. thought of them, more of them would end up with black women.
re: Anyone belong to the Sons of Silence Motorcycle Club
Posted by Porpus on 3/10/26 at 9:47 pm to ThatTahoeOverThere
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Walked into DC's Lounge on the Westbank for a Bachelors party years ago and 80% of the bar had their jackets on. We turned right the frick around. From what Ive been told they are not to be fricked with
You were not ready.
You were not ready for DC's Lounge.
re: Racism Indoctrination
Posted by Porpus on 3/8/26 at 9:00 pm to RemouladeSawce
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White people are experts in financing mediocre cuisine. Arguably the best
White people literally financed the expedition that brought peppers to the Old World. Do you want to eat Vietnamese food, or Thai food, or Indian food, or even Ethiopian food, without peppers, you racist dolt?
People like you often bitch about "white people tacos," but there are Tex-Mex restaurants all over the world, and I'm not even counting Taco Bell.
I searched for Tex-Mex restaurants in Lagos, Nigeria. I found a Facebook thread with people tossing around at least a half-dozen examples. Plovdiv, Bulgaria? You could go on a walking tour of Tex-Mex restaurants in Plovdiv.
"White people tacos" arguably aren't even the signature food of Texas. You can get Texas-style slow-smoked brisket and ribs at Binks BBQ in Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea. Good luck finding a white person at that place.
So no... white people are not "the best experts at financing mediocre cuisine." That is just an exquisitely racist and asinine statement, and you should be ashamed of it.
re: Shia LaBeouf Says He Does Not Like Gay People Touching Him - Interview After Arrest
Posted by Porpus on 2/28/26 at 7:46 pm to Cockopotamus
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"And furthermore, it doesn't even count as gentrification if you force your kids to attend the public schools there..."
re: Help me understand Derek Carr's stats / tenure in NO
Posted by Porpus on 2/22/26 at 8:34 am to fightingtigers98
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QBR is a flawed stat, but he had 12 games out of 27 with a sub 50 QBR
Yeah, QBR is not great, but it's not bad enough to explain that insanity. WTF.
re: Man arrested in death of 3 yr old girl
Posted by Porpus on 2/22/26 at 8:29 am to hogcard1964
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If so, she assisted in the murder of her own daughter.
Her personality detector must have malfunctioned.
The presence of Kerry Collins on that list is an insult to the game of football.
Help me understand Derek Carr's stats / tenure in NO
Posted by Porpus on 2/16/26 at 7:52 am
The consensus about Carr's play with the Saints is definitely negative. I know he didn't win very many games, but his stat line seems really good: 40 TDs against 13 interceptions, a completion percentage around 68%, and 3 fumbles lost in 2 years. His passer rating for those two years is around 98.0 - 99.0. Sure, he missed seven games, but that doesn't make him a latter-day Brad Muster.
I'm not arguing that he was good, though. Instead, I guess my theory is that passing success in today's NFL is just incredibly cheap. I mean, back when I really closely followed pro football, those numbers would have been all pro caliber.
I suppose some people may find it fun to watch two football teams go out and throw the ball effortlessly for 3+ hours until one of them wins, 8 touchdowns to 7 or whatever, but that's just not good football to me.
I wonder if this seems more natural to people who grew up playing ball on a Playstation instead of a playground, but that also has an "old man yells at cloud" aspect to it that I don't completely want to surrender to.
So tell me... WTF did Carr do so wrong with the Saints?
I'm not arguing that he was good, though. Instead, I guess my theory is that passing success in today's NFL is just incredibly cheap. I mean, back when I really closely followed pro football, those numbers would have been all pro caliber.
I suppose some people may find it fun to watch two football teams go out and throw the ball effortlessly for 3+ hours until one of them wins, 8 touchdowns to 7 or whatever, but that's just not good football to me.
I wonder if this seems more natural to people who grew up playing ball on a Playstation instead of a playground, but that also has an "old man yells at cloud" aspect to it that I don't completely want to surrender to.
So tell me... WTF did Carr do so wrong with the Saints?
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I'm not that interested to watch, but I am curious why does the Academy have a ship? Is that just a captains chair in a simulator or does the faculty actually have a ship?
That's pretty standard. SUNY Maritime College has a ship.
That's a good truck, Bawpaw
*kicks tire*
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Helen of Troy was fair skinned, blonde, and ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’
You know who else is fair-skinned, you fricking Ugmo? The best software developers.
re: My neighbor still has a satellite, I'm confused
Posted by Porpus on 2/2/26 at 3:42 pm to PelicanState87
re: Drug TV commercials aren’t made to sell drugs, but to keep the networks quiet
Posted by Porpus on 2/2/26 at 3:35 pm to weagle1999
Interesting take.
The big TV networks, the NFL, and the pharmaceutical industry all seem to be throwing money back-and-forth in a sort of symbiotic relationship that I don't think (or hope) is sustainable.
Do we really all love broadcast TV, psoriasis pills, and NFL "football" all that much? Everyone I know just sort of tolerates these things as inevitable.
I used to think that we needed at least one developed nation to have a for-profit healthcare system, or innovation would cease. Now that I see the form taken by this innovation (lots of pills for scab-picking "eczema sufferers" and chicks who think they shite too much while real disease continues to run rampant), I am not so sure anymore.
The whole system seems unsustainable to me. You can probably throw in the big IT consultants, too, with their breathless go-nowhere TV golf promises.
There's not enough value in there for it to last. It's an ultra-high-stakes shell game.
The big TV networks, the NFL, and the pharmaceutical industry all seem to be throwing money back-and-forth in a sort of symbiotic relationship that I don't think (or hope) is sustainable.
Do we really all love broadcast TV, psoriasis pills, and NFL "football" all that much? Everyone I know just sort of tolerates these things as inevitable.
I used to think that we needed at least one developed nation to have a for-profit healthcare system, or innovation would cease. Now that I see the form taken by this innovation (lots of pills for scab-picking "eczema sufferers" and chicks who think they shite too much while real disease continues to run rampant), I am not so sure anymore.
The whole system seems unsustainable to me. You can probably throw in the big IT consultants, too, with their breathless go-nowhere TV golf promises.
There's not enough value in there for it to last. It's an ultra-high-stakes shell game.
re: Hospital evacuated after 8 inch WW1 artillery shell found in patient’s butt
Posted by Porpus on 2/2/26 at 3:27 pm to Darth_Vader
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No wonder the Germans overran the country so quickly in 1940. The French army was apparently too busy shoving their own ordnance up their arse to fight back.
To be fair, pretty much everyone in early 20th Century France was a fan of deBussy.
re: Do people still hang out at the lakefront in NOLA?
Posted by Porpus on 1/24/26 at 1:14 pm to The Pickwick
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Southern Yacht Club, Baw.
I was "Best Skipper" there one year at summer camp.
Also, someone said something about "Lake Vista NIMBYs" and that is a real phenomenon. I remember when Renaldo Turnbull built an ostentatious there and we all just about lost our minds :lol:
re: Is it really tough for blacks in America?
Posted by Porpus on 1/24/26 at 1:11 pm to Odysseus32
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Flip the roles. Imagine the US is mainly black and you’re white. Add on to that you’re just trying to make it, but a substantially high portion of white people act out and give you a bad name. You’re just trying to get by, you go to an interview and you see nothing but black faces. You’re an outsider. There’s a disconnect there.
You just described my life here in South DeKalb. My wife worked for the school system when Horton was in charge. My kid went to one of his schools. Everyone else is black here.
You just get used to it after a while. Most people don't care.
quote:If it makes her feel any better, you can tell her Porpus would gladly take her for a ride.
Hilarious. I know her. Definitely showing her this thread.
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