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quote:The guy who basically believes that pregnancy is just an unfortunate byproduct of niche pornography, and that salting his own daughter's womb for the convenience of her molesters is the height of morality. That one post really crystallized everything wrong with western civilization in the 21st Century into a few sentences. It exemplified how limitless the human capacity for fricking shite up actually is.
we know someone who talks about his own daughters like that.
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re: Army Navy Game
Posted by Porpus on 11/11/25 at 11:58 pm to Speckledredflounder
You'd have to be pretty fricking desperate to pay $600 for that. I'd rather go to Red Lobster and then vape and drink Smear-it-Off Ice in my hotel room.
re: Trump: H1B necessary because Americans lack talent
Posted by Porpus on 11/11/25 at 11:55 pm to Hou_Lawyer
F*ck that guy
re: Archdiocese of NOLA parishes and charities on the hook for $60M in abuse settlement
Posted by Porpus on 11/11/25 at 11:48 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
"Some guy touched my wenis when I was 10 so I should get $9,000,000."
WTF
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re: “I had a new student in my Algebra II class.”
Posted by Porpus on 11/11/25 at 11:47 pm to Sassafrasology
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And, I can’t use the bathrooms because of all the vaping.
That's fricking stupid. Never on earth has someone vaping interfered with my ability to urinate or defecate. This country needs a war.
re: Woman whines about passport bros
Posted by Porpus on 11/11/25 at 8:06 am to prplhze2000
That heifer is a perfect example of why I ignore Amber Alerts.
re: Can someone explain how weed is still illegal here (La) but the smell is everywhere?
Posted by Porpus on 11/11/25 at 7:58 am to Will Cover
People have a God-given right to do drugs.
People have a God-given right to travel.
IDGAF what any stupid ofay hick cop thinks about it.
People have a God-given right to travel.
IDGAF what any stupid ofay hick cop thinks about it.
re: Media finally starting to call out Gayle?
Posted by Porpus on 11/6/25 at 11:30 am to infantry1026
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Rod was a Rattler fanboy in the media…….so forgive me if I take this with a grain of salt.
I don't really watch the NFL, but Rattler's passing stats look pretty good to me. Shough's do not. Is Rattler being judged off of his won/loss record? That seems a little unfair if so.
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Well Austin has better top tier food than NOLA so it's not that surprising. NOLA is extremely overrated.
Wow, really? Do Austin restaurants have those machines where you can walk right up and get your own soft serve ice cream now?
Also, can one steal that which has already been given away freely many times before? Simping for that old bag of bones seems like a new global low to me.
She's having him charged... f*ck that heifer :lol:
She's having him charged... f*ck that heifer :lol:
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I was today years old when I learned Mexico elected a Jewish president
And Arkansas elected both Slick Willie and some random member of the Rockefeller family as governor. It's truly amazing how terrible an idea it was to extend the franchise to those who got it in the 20th Century (here and in Mexico, it would seem), and good luck ever undoing it.
re: A week in Boston
Posted by Porpus on 11/6/25 at 11:08 am to Will Cover
Boston reminds me a bit of Scandinavia, in that it's a wonderful place that I have zero desire to spend time in. Everyone seems to be smarter, taller, and wealthier than me, and that's fine, but I like them up there and me down here and we really don't have anything we need to do together or talk about. Far happier in Bogalusa. Maybe that's a personality defect, but it's how I feel.
re: What is the derogatory name used for people in your state
Posted by Porpus on 11/5/25 at 1:26 pm to travelgamer
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Born in Cape G, but haven't lived there in since about 5, I have at least one cousin that would qualify for whatever you would call them. Cairo IL is the saddest place to drive through.
I drove through Cairo and then spent the night in Cape Girardeau once, on the way back from the College World Series. Cairo looked like something out of Star Trek or The Twilight Zone. I kept expecting menacing adolescents to begin some sort of weird cultural chant or danc... oh wait, come to think of it, that may actually have happened!
Anyway, having crossed the state from KC to St. Louis once in each direction, I can confidently say that MO is a giant, um, sinkhole, but also that Cape Girardeau is probably the nicest part.
re: Testimony reveals 27-year-old murder suspect was jumped prior to the death of Kimber Mills
Posted by Porpus on 10/24/25 at 2:20 pm to hawgfaninc
"I don't like this guy, therefore he shouldn't be allowed to defend himself."
Someone definitely FAFO here, big time. I don't think we agree on who that person is.
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Then claims victim when he reached the find out stage of the process
Someone definitely FAFO here, big time. I don't think we agree on who that person is.
re: Who are the top CFB HC candidates (let's do it with tiers) ?
Posted by Porpus on 10/20/25 at 4:28 pm to SlowFlowPro
You're an arse.
In our economic system, prices legitimately going down almost always means that something really bad is happening. Prices sure went down in 2008, for example. Similarly, gasoline got close to $0.60 in the early / mid-1980s and it destroyed whole neighborhoods in New Orleans. I mean, there was very real human suffering that resulted from those "awesome gas prices" and it was right in front of those of us who were around.
re: No Kings was a dud - nowhere near 7 million
Posted by Porpus on 10/20/25 at 4:21 pm to NashvilleTider
I drove through Decatur, GA on Saturday, which is about as "blue" as any part of Atlanta, and I saw one geriatric couple with a sign- that's it. At first it didn't ever register why the guy had a sign. It just seemed weird. Then I craned my neck around so I could see what was on the sign and it was "no kings." :lol:
re: Trash scale rating: “divorce parties”
Posted by Porpus on 10/18/25 at 1:10 pm to evil cockroach
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(Assuming she didn’t leave cause she was being beaten , locked up, some other good reason to dissolve a marriage )
Soft. Women need to be held responsible for their own personality detector malfunctions. There's no good reason to dissolve a marriage.
re: What will be the impact of this generation of kids/babies having trashy grandparents?
Posted by Porpus on 10/17/25 at 8:00 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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Imagine having a step grandmother who works at dollar general and vapes?
I don't have to imagine, buddy. Mama Darlene gets off at 4:30 and then we're gonna hit my new Delta 8 pen and I'm gonna give her a really affectionate foot massage.
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Every link in that AOL post was to some HuffPost story about how women should leave their husbands for one ridiculous reason or another, or never get married in the first place because Those fricking Men!. That whole site is poison.
I'm over the whole free speech thing at this point, at least when it comes to the internet. The shite "media companies" post on the internet should be regulated and scrutinized the way the FCC scrutinized TV and radio during the heyday of broadcast media, and constrained in the same way the Hays Code used to control what we saw in movies. Anyone posting pro-divorce bullshite ought to have their license pulled and their equipment, profits, etc. confiscated.
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