Townedrunkard

re: What do we make of only one primetime game?

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/15/26 at 12:01 pm to Fun Bunch

I thought we’d get 2-3 with the way Shough played down the stretch. League apparently is not buying the hype.

re: Down at the Walmart

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/15/26 at 6:16 am to Shamoan

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What freaking Walmart is that? My local one is loaded with overweight black women wearing pants that are far too tight and some colorful head sack thing.

One in Livingston parish…

re: Southwest flight to Chicago

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/15/26 at 6:10 am to htran90

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Used to go there all the time, multiple United, SW, & spirit flights. Now there's barely any

You can thank Joe and Pocohontas…

re: Salary cap info and dead money

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/15/26 at 12:05 am to sportsaddit68

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I didn't realize the Dolphins were way worse.

Only reason is they cut Tua and accelerated it all to this year and next. 99 million total….

re: US border patrol chief resigns abruptly. Accused of paying hookers in Thailand & Colombia

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/14/26 at 10:07 pm to deltaland

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Getting a Colombian hooker has always been on my bucket list. Supposedly they are top notch

I’ve taken the tour my friend. Banged one from each South American country. Well not every country but I think I’m at 8 or so.

Colombian hookers are by far numero uno. I’d say Venezuelan hookers are number two.

Political Talk

re: Well according to Kalshi it is either Mosley or Ham

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/14/26 at 9:16 pm to jmcwhrter

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Its Ham. It was always Ham..

I don’t know why any of you thought it was going to be anyone else lol

Pelicans Talk

re: Best memories from station wagons and conversion vans?

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/14/26 at 4:16 pm to CatsGoneWild

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The conversion vans my parents had, had cb radios, two stereos, tv, fridge, spinning captain chairs and the back bench seat would turn into a bed

My friend drove his parents one in high school. Same setup, back seat would fold down to a bed. That thing was like a rolling Motel 6 on wheels. We’d all take turns having sex in that thing at parties.

re: We open up at Atlanta.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/14/26 at 3:54 pm to MaxxPain2

Swing and a miss….

re: Scholars trash a Wendy’s.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/14/26 at 12:56 pm to chinhoyang

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They need to be charged and put on a lengthy probation with an ankle monitor that tracks their location. Term of probation: don't go to any fast food place.

I’m starting to think that entire culcha should just all go to jail instead of kindergarten and get parole at 18 if they acted right in jail.

It would save this country a lot of time and headache.

re: Scholars trash a Wendy’s.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/14/26 at 8:54 am to JimTiger72

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Sir this is a Wendy’s

I made a thread with this video with this exact title like a month ago…

I think it got deleted.

re: Let’s check in on Dyson

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/14/26 at 8:16 am to Dinky Mulberry

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Hawks were nowhere near as good as many thought. Hawks were actually trying during regular season while so many teams were tanking...be very interesting to see how teams look next season...when NOBODY wants to tank to the point they could possibly finish in the bottom 3.

Hawks took two against the Knicks who swept Philly who beat the #2 seed. Maybe the Hawks weren’t as bad as you thought.

Pelicans Talk

re: Eminem's ex-wife Kim: Before and After

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/13/26 at 5:07 pm to Dadren

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Take away the drugs, tats and weird hair and the OT would be hard-legging over her guaranteed

Hell I’d probably still would just so I could tell people I banged Eminem’s baby momma.

re: If you want Season Tickets, call the Saints Ticket Office.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/13/26 at 6:07 am to Proximo

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Not if you can’t make the final payment

How often does that happen? Maybe in years past when it was broken down to two big payments. I’m sure plenty backed out then.

If you were changing your mind about tix, I’m thinking you were doing it after the 1st or 2nd of 4 payments.

re: Repeat Offender Pushes 76 Year Old Man Down Subway Stairs and The Man Dies from Injuries.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/12/26 at 10:20 pm to JellyRoll

It’s past time to get a tree and a noose.

Political Talk

re: LSU @ Ole Miss is a night game

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/12/26 at 10:07 pm to themetalreb

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Ain’t gonna be nothing to it….any problems will be started by LSU fans. We don’t behave that way in Oxford.

My buddy wants to go to the game, I’m a little cautious with the way fans have taken it.

He said he’s been to an ole miss game and it’s just a bunch of pussy frat boys wearing tucked in polos and boat shoes, so maybe you are right…

SEC Rant

re: Saints vs Steelers will be the Paris game.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/12/26 at 9:45 pm to UncleLester

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re: Saints vs Steelers will be the Paris game.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/12/26 at 9:44 pm to UncleLester

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That hurts the value of reselling a little bit more. That hurts the value of reselling a little bit more.

Steelers and Cowboys are probably the highest two sellers, from my experience the last 20 plus years…

re: Saints vs Steelers will be the Paris game.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/12/26 at 9:42 pm to The Hurricane

Frick me. Steelers tix are a huge seller at the dome when they come.

re: 8th pick

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/12/26 at 8:35 pm to duyp

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Who thought we be this bad with this team?

I’d say most of the entire league thought so. I posted a discussion of on air experts saying they thought this was a bottom 5 roster before the season.

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/new-orleans-pelicans/nba-basketball-preview-on-espn-radio-was-going-in-deep-on-pels/120507006/

Pelicans Talk

re: If you want Season Tickets, call the Saints Ticket Office.

Posted by Townedrunkard on 5/12/26 at 3:34 pm to Proximo

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There are always limited tickets available this week because payments are due on Friday. if people can't make the final payment, the tickets get released to someone else

They did a 4 month payment plan this year, so the last payment is due this month. I’m thinking if you already paid 75% of it, you probably keeping yiur tix….